Barack Obama’s “ancestors” in the quaint town of Kogelo, Kenya, deign to slaughter this beast if their favorite Luo Tribesman wins the U.S. presidential election. Now that the Bitters have more or less finished voting, everyone forward this post to every Bitter you know, along with scary comments like “THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, BUBBA.” It will scare the shit out of them, ha ha. Do it. [CNN]
This Bull Will Be Slaughtered, In Kenya, If Obama Wins
by Jim Newell
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And think of all the wildlife in Alaska that will be slaughtered tomorrow in wilding vengeance!
The sacrificial bulls are turning the tank red with their crimson arterial fountains.
Hopey’s win would change the way we look at ourselves as a country. Yup. With pride.
Gergen: People worked thru their racial prejudice and said, “I’ll take him ANYWAY.” Ay.
…they wont even shoot it from a helicopter? What a bunch of pussies!
Y’all reckon they got some A1?
Today, we are all being led to the slaughter.
All hail our new masters! The Moors have re-taken Segovia!
That bull in the photo looks like a water buffalo….
For crying out loud, folks. Leave the animals alone. BTW: that bull’s scrawnier than Bob Dole’s legs.
Did anyone else see Tom Delay on MSNBC, apparently speaking from a museum diorama, talking about how Nancy Pelosi is going to go all Reichstag Fire on us and destroy the world?
This is going directly to my great aunt maude in central PA
Ha ha Chuck Todd just said “the Silicone Valley of Virginia.” I didn’t know Virginia had its version of the San Fernando Valley!
Hopey is down only 32k in Virginia, and Arlington County results HAVE NOT COME IN AT ALL.
Don’t do it Obama family!
Thanks for the bummer, Wonkette!
[re=165071]WagTehGod[/re]: …And it’s SILICON! Not the titty expanding stuff!
What is up with Tinkle and Franken?
Who doesn’t like a good BBQ? Yum!
I suppose that it’s worth it.
What are the chances of getting some nice kosher-cut shortribs?
Oh No!! Tell Obama to call them and tell them to STOP!!
Jim: “..ha, ha. Do it.”
I LOVE you. And I’m a lesbian.
That bull is head of the Committee to re-elect McCain in Kenya.
Bye-bye, Mr. Bull!
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