• February 13, 2012
  • OHHHHH MAN: MSNBC, PBS, ABC News, a bunch of other people who aren’t slow CNN, have called Ohio for Barack Obama. THIS MOFO IS OVE– uhm, things are still “close.”

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wet bread November 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm

Done and done!

dannygutters November 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

the president is near!

Darehead November 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Oh! Hi! O! -bama.

Rukasu November 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

but what about VA?

bhosp November 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Cue up that pic of the Death Star….

Hooray For Anything November 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Boom, goes the dynamite

simetrias November 4, 2008 at 9:30 pm

If Campbell says O goes through OHio, then it’s word. Some would love to go through Campbell too.

Not Gay, Just Thirsty November 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Yay, so. How soon am I allowed to go back to being ashamed of my Ohio?

ella November 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Ai haz a happee. New Mexico too now!!!! MSNBC

WestEdEd November 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Va is in the tank!

Juan McMaverick November 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Just for shits and giggles, someone wanna let a person know how they call states when 5% of said state have reported?

loganmo November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

the land of enchantment goes for hopey

Harvey Birdman November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

This is all because Stewart did the Daily Show there. Stewart bump.

Itsjustme November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

New Mexico called on MSNBC

P Drizzle November 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

New Mexico is over the fence!

Nathalie08 November 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

McCain has BO exactly where he wants him hheheheheh

nola18 November 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

Fox News did too, but they took it back. Hope.

Unindicted Co-Conspirator November 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm

CBS has no called Ohio & New Mexico for Obama!
The fat lady is about to sing for Johnny Mac & Caribou Barbie!

brain meats November 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

You can go straight back to being ashamed of Ohio until there’s a decent Thai restaurant in the state.

Bill_TX November 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

*BANG!!*

What was that? Oh, looks like WALNUTS! blew his brains out.

Chad San Marino November 4, 2008 at 9:34 pm

CNN just called Ohio. McCain, you got Knocked Tha Fuck Out!

Hooray For Anything November 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Is it me or is the actual vote vote a bit disappointing? It’s only a 2% differential at this point and it’s shouldn’t be this close. I want Republican blood spilled everywhere and anywhere.

Snarkfest November 4, 2008 at 9:35 pm

GET YOUR LIBRUL ASSES TO THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY- FILL THE DAMN YARD UP AND CHANT:

GET OUT OF BIDENS HOUSE!!!
GET OUT OF BIDENS HOUSE!!!!

(anyone remember that from the gore campaign/win/loss?)

Alex Trebeks Girl November 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

DEAR GOD. WALNUTS IS GOING TO KILL US AND WAGE JIHAD AGAINST US SOCIALIST THUGS AND THUGGETTES.

Hooray For Anything November 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

On the other hand, Fox News is already talking about the Obama administration

Snarkfest November 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

BOOM BOOM – OUT GO DA LIGHTS!

OzoneTom November 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Joe the Plumber will have to go back to picking up cans for the deposit, but with more scrutiny.

Hopefully he’ll be able to pay his back taxes soon.

Snarkfest November 4, 2008 at 9:39 pm

We are drinking Gentleman Jack tonight in honor of all the southern racist fucks who are going to be stringing THEMSELVES up tonight at the reality of a BLACK PRESIDENT.

ivenson November 4, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Anyone think Limbaugh will change his theme song now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb9dFs0KaXA

Snarkfest November 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

SENATE SENATE SENATE!! GO GO GO!!!

KevoTron November 4, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Wookies? You out there? Annie and I are trading STDs right now. She says hi!

Nathalie08 November 4, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Wooooooooooooowoooo… can we have a wonkette christmas party in NY?

agitpropster November 4, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=165259]Snarkfest[/re]: Southern racist fucks? i guess you missed the Nuremburg Ohio video screenings.

freeradical November 4, 2008 at 10:01 pm

Watching Britt Hume on FNC slowly crap his pants is actually kind of fun….

Snarkfest November 8, 2008 at 7:20 pm

[re=165351]agitpropster[/re]: Well uh yea.. Southern Ohio

Snarkfest January 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=165351]agitpropster[/re]: I’m just particularly enamored of the Southern kind.

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