- THEY JUST WANT TO GO HOME: Fox News, of all places, is the first major organization to call Virginia for Obama. Others will probably trickle in shortly, but this just seems passive-aggressive of Fox News to us. “YOU WANT VIRGINIA? FINE, TAKE IT,” &c. UPDATE: CNN calls it for Obama too. Ohh… ohh my.
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Robert E. Lee is just a-spinnin’ . . .
Did anyone see the whole train wreck with the cookies Karl Rove brought everyone?
That One just won Virginia. Major ass-kicking for Walnuts.
Can someone Photoshop Jefferson Davis with a single tear running down his cheek? I’m too drunk. KTHXBAI
OK… we’ll let them in the tank…
I’z happy
Ok, here’s something to make the night even better:
http://www.foxcarolina.com/presidential-race/17870322/detail.html#-
Joe The Plumber Ambushed In Ohio by real tax-paying plumbers, with licenses and everything!
Hahahahaha.
Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Bill Kristol said it, I don’t believe it…
Haha. Hopey has a much bigger lead in Florida. Say it, Rove, SAY IT.
And the CSA begins to fall again. Burn baby burn.
…no clear path to victory… see ya later Sarah…
Here it comes.
CNN is playing follow the leader…or follow Fox, anyway.
Great shot kid, that was one in a million.
LOL, BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! FOX NEWS DECLARES!!!
CNN just called it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT”S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MSNBC just called it for Hopey!!!!
Fox News declares: Barack Obama is President elect of the United States of America!
Obermann just called the election….
Look at Chicago!
WE DID IT!
Go Freepers!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s it folks! Enjoy xox
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
N.C. is still too close to call. I would never have believed this could ever happen. Jessee Helms is howling in pain from his pit in hell. Just kidding, there’s no such thing as hell.
Sweet
[re=165621]HuskyMescan[/re]: Haha Joe. If you don’t want to chip in get out and walk. You skany little bitch.
How long until he tries to make his name in pr0n?
McCain calls to concede…. “Uh, sorry Barack… we cool?”
Wow.
Over at BBC they are still all, “Well, shall we throw the Commonwealth of Virginia to Obama?” Allow me to consider that perhaps it would be in our best interest to exercise some patience, hmm?” “Of course, good sport, of course. Well, then, let us focus on something intellectual for the meanwhile.”
Oh hell yeah. WOOT to the muthafuckin’ WOOT!!!!! Fuck you Caribou Barbie and your bitter followers–go back to Wasilla and start a meth lab franchise!!!!!
As an aside, I’ve been reading wonkette for four years and I just want to thank you, the editors, for making this the best election season ever! too many drinks, snark turned into sappy-ness.
Called my crying old lesbian mom in Florida. She is happy beyond belief.
I’m at a loss for words. My Hopey-supporting brother in Texas just called me to cheer and I heard my little niece in the background singing “Barack O-ba-ma!”
Fox News can ‘go home’ all the way to Alaska with Palin.
Well done. I has happies.
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