HAHAHA SAXBY CHAMBLISS SUCKS: Betcha thought ol’ Georgia slaveowning Senator Saxby Chambliss was going to pull off a win against Democrat Jim Martin last night, DI’NTCHA NOW? Well, in comical fashion, Saxby’s vote share dipped to 49.9% at the last minute, and in Georgia a majority is required. That means there’ll probably be a runoff between Chambliss and Martin on Dec. 2. You get a second chance, Georgia — get it right. Shit, HIS NAME IS SAXBY CHAMBLISS! He does not care for you! [AJC]
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Saxby. Chambliss. Goooooood grief!
And here I thought the campaign was over. The next two weeks in Georgia are going to be insane. It’s back to phonebanking, libtards! *cracks whip*
I hope Sexby gets whomped by a bunch of crippled vets who look a lot like Cotton Hill.
Saxby Chambliss Palin?
Hahaha suck it, libtards, Sexy lost all those limbs in the Viet Nam so you’ll never beat a genuwine Viet Nam hero.
Godless….’There is no God’
He might as well be named Coxbury “I’m Rich Bitch!” McFarthingtonshire
Saxby. It’s so… Anglo-Saxon sounding. Perfect for the Old South, or Real Georgia depending on who you ask.
Saxby is a total piece of shit. Six years ago he ran a vile, scurrilous campaign against Vietnam War hero Max Cleland, for which he will surely burn in hell. Saxby is a draft-dodging chicken-hawk who used a “knee injury” to get him a deferment, yet the bastard can be seen running all over Washington in his gay ass jogging suit. Jim Martin, like Cleland before him, is a Vietnam vet who has been the subject of the most loathsome attacks since….well, since the last time that asshole Chambliss ran for Senate.
Oh, and Saxby is a transvestite. Really.
I banned gay marriage in my pants.
Saxby Chambliss? Didn’t he play shortstop for the Atlanta Black Crackers of the Negro Leagues?
C’mon, “Saxby” is a pretty badass name.
I don’t want the man touching my government, but cool fucking name.
…with a name like that, I wonder how many times he got his azz-kicked in highschool?
[re=167509]legglaw[/re]: We went to war with the Army we had, not the Army we wanted, thanks to Fagsy as well…
[re=167521]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: …or for that matter, fondled by the gym teacher?
Saxby Chambliss sounds like some kind of cheap screw-cap white wine blend. maybe a riesling with artificial peach flavoring.
I’m also THRILLED to finally have a login that WORKS. Thanks, Hopey!!!
saxby is ignorant as fuck, but jim martin has a personality like a dead moth
Saxby? Isn’t that a muppet?
…oh yeah, how many “electoral votes” does the Supreme Court? I swear during the 2000 election they gave themselves like 650 or something?
Most Southern name ever?
I would like to thank all of you who participated in my chanting exercise from earlier. Martin didn’t win (yet) but neither did the bucket-o-chum.
Would it help or hurt if Barry spent most of the next month stumping for Martin? Maybe some of the charisma would rub off, enough to offset the scary muslin factor?
No offense to white people, but why are white people so pink? What’s up with white skin being so pink? I’ve always wondered.
I wish Minnesota had a system like this, since the third party candidate will probably most be remebered as the guy who did in Al Franken (along with Al Franken himself).
[re=167532]vintageways[/re]: …I’m gonna have to disagree with you on that one; the name “Strom Thurman” is so southern, that it makes me want to burn a cross(and I’m black)!
[re=167509]legglaw[/re]: The RNC paid $1500 for that jogging suit at Neiman Marcus.
Saxby Chambliss was a man in full. He had a back like a Jersey bull. Didn’t like okra, didn’t like pears. He liked a gal that had no hairs.
Am I the only one who think Saxby Chambliss sounds like a gay porn name?
[re=167538]Alex Trebeks Girl[/re]: Fear of a Black Planet.
Ole Saxby got hisself an uphill fight now, you betcha’. Y’all donate to the Dem, ya hear?
Do we know for certain Bible Spice did not name this tool? No I guess he’d be named something like “Saxby Phillipshead Trucknutz Zamboner XXVIII”
How long until Palin shows up?
I wonder is Saxby is short for something, like Saxbastion or Saxbaxter, or Salamander.
[re=167538]Alex Trebeks Girl[/re]: None taken, darlin’.
Saxby Chambliss is a co-sponsor of The Fair Tax Act (S. 1025)under which the Federal Income Tax will be replaced by a 30% charge to be incorporated into the retail price of goods and services. Retailers and service providers will, in essence, be responsible for collecting the charge at the cash register. Sweet baby Jesus, if that doesn’t get Sexby defeated, I don’t know what will.
Trent Lott is a good southern name too. I live in Savannah and the comment about Martin’s personality is correct. He is completely bland, and Chambliss is a bully. A chicken-hawk
bully, but a bully nonetheless. I’ll do everything I can to help Martin win, no matter what
it involves.
I finally went to sleep at about one AM happy with the national situation but a little down about my own state. This one was a real day-after-election gift!
It’ll also put the national spotlight on one of our wackaloon state treasures here.
Secretary of State Karen Handel is our Katherine Harris, and I really hope Wonkette spends some time looking at her lunatic behavior. I’d match her weird proclamations and zany antics against Florida electoral lunacy any day of the week. Do a web search on “Karen Handel social security” and read the letter the Social Security Administration sent when Handel turned in nearly two million SS numbers for verification (bearing in mind that there are few than 10 million people in Georgia, all ages combined), or “Karen Handel coffee” and read her pronouncements on the felonious nature of giving coffee to voters.
Ms. Handel will be fertile ground for Wonkette articles if her behavior in the runoff is the same as it was in the general election.
[re=167538]Alex Trebeks Girl[/re]: Sigh. Because it’s the “devil’s skin” resulting from Noah’s curse upon Canaan, which turned his skin pale. You REALLY need to re-read the Black Muslim chapter of your Brown Person’s Guide to New American Socio-subjugation Order; we shouldn’t be reviewing the basics so close to the race war…
I’m too saxby for my shirt.
[re=167626]problemwithcaring[/re]: Hahahaha in a phrase ‘White Devil’. Makes sense to me! See you at the carving party
[re=167618]LarryFeltonJ[/re]: Handel is more a combination of Rove slease with Palin stupidity. 2,000,000 SS verification requests by her for a state with only 406,000 new voters.
SISSY SAXBY to you, Mr. Newell. He dodged the draft with a bad knee, but that didnt stop him from playin’ baseball and golf, or from questioning the “courage” of triple amputee Max Cleland. Martin is another Vietnam Vet so naturally, SISSY SAXBY is questioning his mettle, too.
[re=167700]Meth Lab for Cutie[/re]: You forget the prior 5 educational draft deferments which he received. He out-Cheneyed Cheney.
Saxby Chambliss would be an awesome drag king name.
[re=167538]Alex Trebeks Girl[/re]: Each morning white people scrub themselves raw with steel wool for having invented Kool Menthols and Thunderbird. They feel so dirty and guilty.
Unless Hopey comes to GA to stump, I can’t imagine the turnout that would be necessary for a Martin win would materialize.
[re=167611]nutcracker[/re]: do anything … uh …. get in to Kevin Barry’s while wrapped in the Union Jack? On St Patrick’s Day?
But yeah, I don’t want Saxby to win either.
I don’t know the rules of their run-off election, but if they get to try it again, maybe that’ll allow for some correction of voter obstruction that Greg Palast says has occurred in Georgia.
[re=167597]S.Luggo[/re]: Oh, noes, the mouthbreathers in Georgia LOVES them some Fairtax. That’s the only thing that kept him from losing outright, after he voted for the Corporate Wall Street $700 trillion Munnies Giveaway Outrage!11!!
Saxby’s gonna win, because the only reason Martin kept it close was the Obamasm of black voters. They’ll prolly think nice thoughts about Martin, but they ain’t gonna miss work for no runoff.
[re=167532]vintageways[/re]: No, Georgia Tech used to have a quarterback in the ’80s named Jim Bob Taylor. That whups hell out Saxby, Southernwise. Saxby’s a pretty hardcore upper-class Southern name, though.
Oh, thank God. They hadn’t called it when I went to bed last night (at which point they were predicting the election without DeKalb or Fulton counties in, which is where all of Georgia’s, y’know, *people* live, but whatever.) Hopefully the national party will continue to throw money behind Martin.
[re=167550]Schadenfried[/re]: ELITIST gay porn. The kind that costs twice as much as regular porn and there are only half as many naked people.
shevralay: DeKalb and Fulton is for the “fake” people, not the “real” ones. I can see Osama Obama’s laser-guided Jedi Stalin mind control plan is already working.
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