This may be the only example of a funny comic strip getting funnier when animated. [Get Your War On]
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I knew this was coming, so I’ve been growing out my dashiki.
My gun is missing, but for some reason, so is my mayonnaise.
Burkahs are slimming!
[re=170460]johnbpt[/re]: Where can I get a good dashiki comb?
And hey, the Republicans should be happy — there won’t be any flag burnings now!
God, I love this shit.
It’s okay if they take my gun, because that was for shooting. But don’t take my rifle, because this one’s for fun.
Dashiki ain’t so bad when you mix it with miso and kombu.
accounts payable had it coming.
for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, check out the “dominating the news cycle” clip.
Wait till fox news gets a hold of this! the race war has begun!
“Nobody’s gonna have to be a slave all de time no mo’. We’s gonna take turns! And guess whose turn it is first?”
I hear white men of all ages will have to sag their jeans, wear do-rags, and invest in grillz.
[re=170467]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: You got it backwards
Rifles are for shooting. Gun and fun rhyme.
Don’t you muslins know ANYTHING!!!!
Damn. All I have is Djibbas.
Operation Enduring Obama is in the House!
Hey, Rethugricans, how are y’all enduring your freedom now, bitches?
Y’all are laughing, but once Limbaugh sees this, every dittohead in the universe will be holing up with their guns, flags and daughters. Hell, it’s already started:http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/us/07guns.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
…as long as brothers don’t pull my pants down.
BING BING
BANG BANG
UNGAWA
BLACK POWER
The dishwasher installer was just here ranting about how the Muslims had already taken over Europe. “We’ve lost Europe!” he said. Then he started going on about his guns and how in Norway you had to take an 80-hour class to own one. And I thought, your point?
[re=170476]NoWireHangers[/re]: So wrong… I’m a middle-aged white guy and my jeans already sag, but only because my morbid obesity is pushing them down.
[re=170463]NoWireHangers[/re]: Plus the eyeliner manufacturers will have their hands full. Economic stimulus complete!
[re=170490]Mavky[/re]: Look dude, it’s worse than you think. It’s an 80 hour class in Norweigan…
[re=170463]NoWireHangers[/re]: Your last of waist disturbs me.
BwahahAHahaahahAaa, that was hysterical
[re=170516]TGY[/re]: *lack* of waist, dammit. Whatevs.
They can have my Bob Newhart DVD when they pry it from my…
And comics said there would be no opportunities for comedy under Brother Obama’s Regime!
Gun Dealers – “You better stock up on guns that we’re selling because you know, the Democrat got elected”. I’m shocked.
If you let the black people take all the white people’s guns, then what will the Mexkin illegals’ get to use? Really, this is so unfair.
[re=170498]Not_So_Much[/re]: less a burka and more a mumu.
If they confiscate all the guns, just what the hell do they expect us to use to kill other people? I’m voting for McCain-Palin next Tuesday!
“I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house,
Penelope hated me and it was all because this terrible, awful Negro got elected President.”
I would forward this to some people, but I’m concerned they would think its factual.
It is just a joke, right guys? Trevon? We’re still cool, right?
Dammit!
This makes me SO bitter.
[re=170548]Gopherit[/re]: I will fight to the death against any administration that encourages my girlfriend to wear mumus more than she already does. Vive La Miniskirt! FIGHT ON MY FRIENDS!
What happens to those of us with neither guns, flags nor daughters?
now my american dream of opening a chain of opium dens will now become a reality…change is a comein….
[re=170592]MARCdMan[/re]: Did you watch 30 Rock last night? Remember the scenes with Tracy and Jenna? You’re Jenna
Indeed, the only good thing about McCain is that he gave us a genuine conservative, Sarah Palin. He’s like one of those insects that lives just long enough to reproduce so that the species can survive. That’s why a lot of us are referring to Sarah as “The One” these days.
Like Sarah Connor in “The Terminator,” Sarah Palin is destined to give birth to a new movement. That’s why the Democrats are trying to kill her. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is involved somehow, too. Good Lord, I’m tired.
After showing nearly superhuman restraint throughout this campaign, which was lost the night McCain won the California primary, I am now liberated to announce that all I care about is hunting down and punishing every Republican who voted for McCain in the primaries. I have a list and am prepared to produce the names of every person who told me he was voting for McCain to the proper authorities.
We’ll start with former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Florida Gov. Charlie Crist. Then we shall march through the states of New Hampshire and South Carolina — states that must never, ever be allowed to hold early Republican primaries again.
For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.
Starting tomorrow, if not sooner.
You should all do yerselves a favour and check our the archive of Get Your War On animated shorts. There aren’t a lot of ‘em, but sweet Jeezus they’re funny!
I really hope jasonberg’s comment isn’t sarcastic.
am grieved
by the sight of the unique injustice in.icted on this man [GWBUSH] and the
degrading treatment meted out to him, whose only care these last twenty
years and more has been for his people, as though he were a common criminal.
I was and am glad to call this great and loyal man my friend.’
[re=170878]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Dude, you’re hilarious. Let it be known that JESUS IS LOVE will wreak bloody vengeance upon the disloyal in the name of… Jesus and love? Awesome.
“Dashiki, mustache. Whatever scares you the most, man.” Quote of the year.
[re=170462]nurple[/re]: FTW! Mayonnaise is now outlawed completely. That’s what Gitmo is for now, people who are caught in possession, transport or convicted of intent to distribute mayonnaise. Talk about revisionist history, all references to
Miracle Whiphave even been removed from Kraft.com![re=170912]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: Why does Jesus always come off as an illiterate moran?
Screw dashiki’s, where do I sign up to get my kufi? I look great inna fez so I know a hate hat will look awesome on me… I mean HOPE hat! yeah hope hat…
Oh, and where do us white guys requisition our new ass bulges?
[re=170878]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]:
Maybe if G W Bush hadn’t gone through the last eight years with Dick Cheneys hand up his ass, and maybe if Karl Rove had gay married Larry Craig and quietly moved to a closet in Ft Lauderdale,
And maybe if Babs and Pappy had hugged Dubya once or twice, he wouldn’t have behaved like a total turd and wouldn’t have been subjected to so much well deserved abuse here and everywhere else.
(Longest sentence of the day? HA! I’m just getting warmed up.)
[re=171017]Truculent[/re]: I liked “Dude, he’s a Muslim … that’s how we DO!”
[re=170490]Mavky[/re]: Did you say, “If you’re so damn smart, whaddya doin’ with your head inside my dishwasher?”
[re=170563]hedgehog[/re]: Trading Places reference FTW!
Egg nog?
[re=170541]S.Luggo[/re]: M16s and Humvees stolen from the Mexican Army? HENNGGHH?
Organisation to Impeach Obama Some americans are setting up groups and organisations to see Obama impeached .
They have raised a list of real legal complaints and plan to organize to protest the Inauguration of Barack Obama and Obama as a president as a whole.
Yesterday when I first visited this FaceBook Site the membership was at 1000 , today it’s over 5000 and growing .
Thats pretty good for one day …
These are online people who are signing up to engage in bringing about the Impeachment of Barack Obama through protest and acts of insurrection, and by using the courts and the US Justice system in a real way to contest Obamas eligability .
[re=171518]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: and by using the courts and the US Justice system in a real way to contest Obamas eligability .”
Great, because I am very tired of using those systems in that fake way. But who knew “eligability” was an issue? I was more familiar with eligibility. You know, that kind of difference in wording can deny you the opportunity to vote.
Obama should be worried because nothing says “your ass is in trouble” like 5000 members of Facebook who clicked on whatever invites their “friends” sent to them.
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