• February 14, 2012

Big $ale on granny panties

A University of Utah psychologist is displeased with her research being used inappropriately to bolster some nutty “you can think your way out of gayness” argument. But that is not the point. The point is that conservatives are obsessed with anal sex. [Salt Lake Tribune]

{ 39 comments }

monty November 12, 2008 at 9:05 am

hott buttsecks

BillyClubb November 12, 2008 at 9:05 am

Freudian slip!!

Hehngh, you said “Hot bottom”.

AngryBlakGuy November 12, 2008 at 9:07 am

…”Hot-Bottom” as a opposed to:

-Hot-Top
-Hot-Twink
-Hot-Bear
-Hot-Chub

CivicHoliday November 12, 2008 at 9:07 am

better than than a butherface top agenda.

AngryBlakGuy November 12, 2008 at 9:08 am

…wasn’t “Hot-Bottom” Charlie Crist nickname in college?

Iggy Plop November 12, 2008 at 9:09 am

Hot! Hot! Hot! Where’s Buster Poindexter when you really need him?

Special Agent Jack Mehoff November 12, 2008 at 9:10 am

Everyone I know has some sort of agenda for what they would do if presented with a “hot bottom”.

Serolf Divad November 12, 2008 at 9:11 am

I’m pretty sure that’s a typo. What they meant to write was “hot button” agendas, which clearly, is a reference to the clitoris when it is stimulated to full arousal through rubbing or some other application of warmth through contact friction.

finallyhappy November 12, 2008 at 9:11 am

and speaking of Republicans and underage boys, http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081112/ap_on_re_us/disgraced_ex_congressman

rocktonsammy November 12, 2008 at 9:12 am

Thats change I can get behind.

cal November 12, 2008 at 9:13 am

That hott!

cal November 12, 2008 at 9:13 am

[re=174331]cal[/re]: Err, that’s hott.

Clearly Paris Hilton references are self-sabotaging.

4tehlulz November 12, 2008 at 9:14 am

[re=174327]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yeah suuuuurrre it’s a typo, and Larry Craig just had a touch of nervous feet in that Minneapolis bathroom.

friendlynerd November 12, 2008 at 9:14 am

Did I lose my calendar? Who got hold of my agenda?

cal November 12, 2008 at 9:17 am

BTW, I’d like to get on top of that hot bottom agenda.

nyark, nyark

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 12, 2008 at 9:19 am

Sexy time!

shanemcgowan November 12, 2008 at 9:20 am

Hot bottom agenda. Is that why the Palin kids lost their underwear?

monty November 12, 2008 at 9:23 am

i think we need 25 wonkette posts today

Viva la Cynthia November 12, 2008 at 9:26 am

[re=174328]finallyhappy[/re]: The creepiest thing I’ve read in quite a while was in that very article:

“…You know, you hear the term ‘pedophile.’ That is prepubescent,” Foley said, noting a “huge difference” from lurid chats with teens on the brink of adulthood.

OOooooooh, ok then?

Gingah November 12, 2008 at 9:31 am

Mark Foley – the Repug gift that keeps on giving…

“A Republican won back Foley’s congressional district last week after the Democrat who replaced him was caught in an adultery scandal. It’s become known as “The Curse of the Mark Foley Seat.”

Gingah November 12, 2008 at 9:31 am

[re=174325]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: you *tease*…

Tommy Says Soooo November 12, 2008 at 9:32 am

Utah, you came, U cankered.

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 12, 2008 at 9:32 am

Oh, and… Lisa Diamond, the UU professor, was beautifully brutal to the tard from NARTH. Methinks she needs to send him a case of truck nutz.

4tehlulz November 12, 2008 at 9:33 am

[re=174341]Viva la Cynthia[/re]: Mark Foley is a 4channer.

Canuckledragger November 12, 2008 at 9:40 am

“The point is that conservatives are obsessed with anal sex.”

Tis because conservatives fear the twat and its power to reproduce, which the butthole does not possess. A woman’s nether regions are not subject to control by conservatives, so the women bearing them must be. Hence, Republican women allowing their lives to be controlled by men.

Whereas proud ultra-libruls like your humble scribe would bathe in, even move into, twats and never ever wish to leave.

‘Cept maybe to shave. Stubble harms the beautious twat and must be avoided, lest one inflict whisker-burn. Oh noes!

DarkSynergy November 12, 2008 at 9:43 am

MARTH is a joke. Spend 5 minutes there and you’ll need to scrub your brain.

2druk2phluq November 12, 2008 at 9:44 am

The snark potential of this post is extraordinarily high. It’s like a gift from the God of Snark.

magic titty November 12, 2008 at 9:44 am

Sounds like a job for my anal thermometer.

I just digusted myself.

finallyhappy November 12, 2008 at 9:53 am

Besides that NARTH is totally full of homophobic crap-well, I guess there is no besides.

psychedelicSludge November 12, 2008 at 9:57 am
psychedelicSludge November 12, 2008 at 10:01 am

NARTR upholds the rights of individuals with unwanted Repuglican attraction to receive effective psychological care, and the right of professionals to offer that care.

MARCdMan November 12, 2008 at 10:19 am

Oh thank god, two buttsecks articles in a row, Wonkette is back.

JuiceMe November 12, 2008 at 10:59 am

Digging deeper into hot-bottoms? That’s where real america is right now.

shortsshortsshorts November 12, 2008 at 11:04 am

“…that’s what he said.”

SOMEBODY HAD TO.

Miller November 12, 2008 at 11:08 am

Finally, a pro-America policy for all us ass-freaks out there.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

sadderbutnowiser November 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Freudian slips? They’re having buttsecks in lingerie named after sex-obsessed creeps now? That is hot.

Citizen Kang November 12, 2008 at 12:21 pm

Ummm…I thought everyone was obsessed with anal sex. At least the male everyones.

american mutt November 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm

I support this hot bottom policy.

zetetic November 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm

[re=174345]Tommy Says Soooo[/re]: win

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