• February 12, 2012
  • STEVENS WILL PROBABLY LOSE: A modicum of “reality” has been restored to Alaska, as it now looks like convicted felon Ted Stevens will lose his Senate seat to Democrat Mark Begich, whose popularity stems from being the candidate in the race who isn’t a convicted felon. Stevens’ own pollster is calling Begich’s victory a sure thing, as most of the remaining absentee and early ballots waiting to be counted will favor Democrats. We, however, are hesitant to go all in based on the logic of Alaskan voters. [HuffPo]

{ 39 comments }

AngryBlakGuy November 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm

…I’m confused, I thought being a felon in Alaska was an achievement?

V572625694 November 13, 2008 at 5:15 pm

The great thing about Stevens was his argument that he wasn’t bribed because, “I paid every bill I received!” Somehow the jury found that less than persuasive.

Cogito Ergo Bibo November 13, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Aww. No special election for Barbie? But she’ll DIE if she really has to go back home and just be a damn governor!

Neilist November 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Jim, I was following that, until I got to the last clause . . . . “the logic of Alaska voters.”

Then it fell apart.

chascates November 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm

It’ll be December before all the ballots finally come in by dogsled, biplane, carrier-goose, etc. Since they hand out yearly checks to all the inmates there the least the state government could do is buy some sort of steam-powered voting machine or something.

Mustang November 13, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Don’t let your jiggling truck nutz hit you in the rear.

nurple November 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Tomorrow’s morning joe will feature all 9 forbidden words.

Tra November 13, 2008 at 5:24 pm

As is traditional, the loser will be fed to the seals.

S.Luggo November 13, 2008 at 5:27 pm

“In spite of appearances, he doesn’t have a dishonest bone in his body.” Those appearances being what ….? Dittman is an idiot.

sanantonerose November 13, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Haha! Looks like Ted Stevens is not Edwin Edwards after all.

gurukalehuru November 13, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Why are the early votes counted late?

WikipediaBrown November 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

I’ll believe it when I see it. As Reagan once said, “Alaskans are stupid things.”

problemwithcaring November 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

OT: The Circuit City in your face ad-blitz is less annoying than it would usually be. I feel especially magnanimous minimizing the silly ad in my browser as I know they haven’t got long in this world…

Also – Yay for the death of Stevens!

ManchuCandidate November 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

Welcome to Obscurity, Caribou Barbie. Population, You.

Not_So_Much November 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Uncle Intertubez will be fine. He probably has some loyal friends that will help fix up his cell real nice.

Servo November 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Perpetual recount in 3…2…

SayItWithWookies November 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Regarding the $250,000 of renovations on his house provided by a campaign contributor, Dittman said: “In his mind, they weren’t gifts. They were things he didn’t ask for, didn’t want, and didn’t expect.

Which is completely not the definition of “gift.” Now we know who gave Sarah Palin her English lessons.

102415 November 13, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Shouldn’t we all be staking some claims up in Ak? I mean they give you money for just being born there.How long does it take to be come naturalized and the dough starts rolling in?

sevenrepeat November 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm

If he really wanted to win, he would have bribed voters with Truck Nutz.

4tehlulz November 13, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Will Ted Stevens use the same evil occupation court system that tried to silence him to overcome the Democratic usurper?

Can the GOP try to fuck over two recounts at once?

chascates November 13, 2008 at 5:34 pm

[re=176333]102415[/re]: I believe one year will get you on the dole. That’s the payback for 12 months of listening to everyone there tell you how special & different Alaska is. And it is. It’s cold and backward!

Maus November 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm

[re=176295]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Unlike you go**amn lib’ruls, he’s sticking to his convictions.

josereyes.theroof November 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm

[re=176327]WikipediaBrown[/re]: I think Ronnie’s “welfare queen” strawgument would apply, here, as well.

ALASKA: It’s socialism in America, the first time.

Hostile Michigander November 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm

[re=176297]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: Yeah, but since she’ll be stuck with a job that has no standards whatsoever, she’ll have that much more time to run for President. Now she can give an exclusive interview to a different anchorperson every single day until November 2012!

anabellum November 13, 2008 at 5:59 pm

i have to say, as a personal note, that it’s nice for me that Alaska does its fair share to draw attention away from Texas and Louisiana…

Servo November 13, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=176311]chascates[/re]:
There’s also the problem with the seal-skin ballots.

problemwithcaring November 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm

[re=176405]anabellum[/re]: But seriously! Because of Palin and Alaska, suddenly Haley Barbour is the go-to Repug for health care reform (MS = highest infant mortality rate), Schwarzenegger is a shining example of bi-partisanship (CA = $3 trillion budget deficit) and the uncounted votes in Colorado and Georgia seem like mere footnotes to the world’s fairest and most transparent elections. Thank you, Alaska!

Min November 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm

I dunno. I heard the polar bears are challenging the results, because melting sea ice kept them from the polls.

TeddyS November 13, 2008 at 6:34 pm

The final votes will be brought in by the new puppy that is coming with us to the White House.

anabellum November 13, 2008 at 7:13 pm

[re=176439]problemwithcaring[/re]: exactly what i mean…just for starters, i go to school in the county with the highest teen birth rate in the state with the highest teen birth rate in the nation….[travis county, texas]…

i could easily go on…

chascates November 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm

[re=176491]anabellum[/re]: Things might change soon! Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn is thinking of running for mayor of Austin again.

Tomthebunny November 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm

[re=176340]chascates[/re]: Right you are- one year of living here entitles you to a share of the Permanent Fund Dividend. Issuance of these checks in October sets off a huge rush of smowmachine and ATV sales, bulk liquor purchases, and scads of tickets to Hawaii. Come on up and join the fun- we’re not all brain-dead Palinistas!

chascates November 13, 2008 at 8:03 pm

[re=176530]Tomthebunny[/re]: It IS hot here in Texas! Plus I’ve heard of this Matanuska Thunderf**k stuff. Must make the Northern lights very nice! And there’s no comparing a handful of crappie with one of those sofa-sized halibut.

smellyal8r November 13, 2008 at 8:14 pm

[re=176318]nurple[/re]: F-in A!

estrangiero November 13, 2008 at 8:15 pm

[re=176340]chascates[/re]:

. . .I dispute the “backward” part. Anywhere that you can still find free parking can’t be considered totally backward, the backward threshold was definitely crossed with the general introduction of cappucino back in the 80s. Plus it sort of looks like more Alaskans voted for Begich than African-Americans voted against Prop 8.

smellyal8r November 13, 2008 at 8:21 pm

This is such good news (if true). One, it gets rid of one of the most vile seniors in the Senate since Strom Thurmond kicked off and two it keeps Wonder Woman at home 4ever. She got some press at the RGA event today, but the 15 minutes of fame are quickly ticking off. Sand through the hour glass, Barbie. Melting, melting, melting. No more Matt Lauer, Katie Couric or NY Times. “Pity? Party of one…pity, party of one”

Grampy November 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm

I like the fact that the Alaska Independent candidate has 11315 votes, with Stevens currently behind 800 or so. It makes me believe in God, in the same way I suppose that Ralph Nader caused a surge of new membership in evangelical churches in 2000.

Guppy06 November 13, 2008 at 10:27 pm

[re=176376]Maus[/re]: I think you mean that his convictions are sticking to him.

wickedlittledoll November 13, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Convicted felon and tech wiz. Let’s not sell Sen. Ted “The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes” Stevens short, here!

http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2008/11/alaskans-finally-realize-internet-is.html

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