PATH TO VICTORY: So the Republicans are keeping chain-smoking grandstanding loser John Boehner as their House leader, hooray! And they’ve put some far-right wingnuts in the lesser positions. Things are looking up, if you are not Republican! [CQ Politics]
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Soon Sarah Palin will hold every position in the Republican party. The GOP is reconsidering their position on human clones.
All BONER no TRUCKNUTZ.
Dayum, I had my money on Zach Wamp for one of the lesser positions.
Oh Republicans, is there nothing you can’t totally screw up to become even more socially and politically irrelevant?
Don’t look now, but KPark is about to get burned at the stake, whoops, too Christian? FRC will out her as dating Baal.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/18/AR2008111802886.html?nav=hcmodule
I wonder what postion the Senate Republicans will give toThe Virgin Lieberman?
I always wonder if Boener will get lung or skin cancer first. It is a race to malignancy.
[re=181137]Gopherit[/re]: you think he’s a bottom or top?
[re=181136]The Church of Realism[/re]: That article made me feel all warm inside.
Eric “Nancy hurt my feelings WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” Cantor is the minority whip. no offense to teh gheys but he looks like he takes it in teh ass. and i mean that in the most horrendous,painful, anal flesh rending way possible.
[re=181141]Doglessliberal[/re]: Lieberman is a catcher. He has to be.
…I guess Joe Lieberman wasn’t available?!
Boehner does the worst fake sobbing of anyone that has ever been in congress. I mean, damn, even a freshman method actor can drum up some memories of a long lost dead puppy or something to get the real tears flowing, but Boehner actually thinks that his little bouts of forced anguish are really convincing.
Interesting picture. Dare I ask why Boner’s face is so flushed and what exactly the grey haired dude standing directly to his rear is doing?
and Thaddeus McCotter sucks cocks and not in the good way either, or so i heard
I hope they buy more Congressional mops. they’re gonna need it for boner’s crybaby tears.
Nice pic…eyes rollin’ back, looks like he’s hittin’ a high c, and what’s ole Denny boy doin’ behind him there? Oh…I get it…
the alt text today is to be commended
[re=181141]Doglessliberal[/re]: …cant you just imagine Joe Lieberman’s floppy cheek jowls and neck giblets trembling in pleasure as the entire republican caucus takes turn pounding his donut hole into submission!?!?
DISCLAIMER: Don’t read this if you are eating(or have ever eaten). Then again I’m pretty sure I was suppose to type this beforehand. Oops!
[re=181152]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Obviously the reach around, just plain ole common courtesy.
I can’t stop giggling at Boner 9in that pic-”Aaaahhhhhhh sweeeeeet mysteries of liiiiifffe”…in Madeline Kahn’s voice.
[re=181152]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]:
Curse you Zombie…had to take a call and coundn’t get the post up fast enough!
[re=181161]The Church of Realism[/re]: apparently that common courtesy isnt as common as it used to be, just ask ted stevens.
“We have an unprecedented opportunity ahead of us. We’ve been given a chance to break with the mistakes of the past and redefine ourselves as the party of reform,”
You mean “we screwed up for eight years and the voters handed our asses to us so we better think of something fast if we want to retain any relevence at all.”
Looks like a big bag of dicks, served up by a total dick, is on the lunch menu for the repug caucus today.
[re=181165]freakishlystrong[/re]: What about “I’m tired” from Blazing Saddles?
[re=181152]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: That would be former speaker Dennis “Denny” Hastert. He looks like a cross between David Letterman & the Incredible Hulk and a corrupt fatass politician.
Let me guess; Sergeant boner teared up when the announcement was made.
Man, does that guy a lot or what? Amirite?
I tells you, that is the leakiest boner I’ve ever seen.
[re=181183]obfuscator[/re]: “CRY a lot”, you idiot.
I’m glad they’ve decided that the only cure for having taken political cyanide is a hemlock chaser.
[re=181186]obfuscator[/re]: I kinda prefer the open ended _______.
“Man does that guy gay buttsecks a lot.
I should move to DC and hold a big party for these guys. If you bring the coke, I’ll give you first pick of who you want to bang. But, I’ll have to find that razor dick thing from that movie, you know, Seven (as in 7 deadly sins I think)
“From the Northeast to the Deep South, there is a distrust of big government that will only intensify in the months ahead,” Boehner said.
And the rest of the country, which is most of it, trusts big government? What?
In basically 60 days, the entire state of Ohio will be laid off, homeless and filing for welfare. Why the hell is John Boehner still going around harping-harping-harping about Big Government this and Big government that?
These GOP guys are like mind-fucks wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a bag of dicks.
He looks so SAD all the time. His wittle bitty caucus keeps shriveling up, getting limper and smaller every two years or so.
[re=181199]Mustang[/re]: Considering the Northeast keeps voting for Democrats, I think they’re fine with Big Government. As is the West Coast and the Rust Belt and now swaths of the Midwest. I think the only one’s claiming that they’re not are all those places that get the largest percentage of government money, like the South.
OOM-pa LOOM-pa doompity DO…
[re=181161]The Church of Realism[/re]:
The GOP need some extra lovin’ in these trying times.
[re=181166]Theodorick Of York[/re]:
Wonkette comment competition is fierce. You got to be quick on the draw… which can also have it’s drawbacks. My posts often come off as semi-retarded, because editing wastes precious time
[re=181177]obfuscator[/re]:
Agreed. It’s like the Hulk after he’s past his prime and lost the joy for smashing things.
Another Republican with a collar so tight it cuts off blood to the brain. Party of Re-form. They swiped that from Pappy O’Daniel’s opponent in O Brother, Where Art Thou.
Bone Smoker!
Capturing a Repub leadership spot is to “winning”, as eating shit is to “dining”.
But after you’ve helped your party lose four billion seats, there’s nowhere to go but up! Right?
It’s Republican logic; you have to think like you’ve been sitting in front of a slot machine for the past three days and you’ve also just gone off all your meds.
[re=181152]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: That’s either Sandy Claws or Dennis “page-by-page” Hastert.
Who gets to be hall monitor?
The good news is that the Republicans’ numbers are low enough now that they can caucus in the Men’s Room, where they are at their most comfortable.
[re=181131]erymanthian bore[/re]: I thought it was a joke name- because I really don’t pay attention to southern repubublican congressmen until they are caught in a scandal.
[re=181183]obfuscator[/re]:
“[Weeping] John Boehner holding a portrait of the late
“[Weeping] John Boehner holding a portrait of the late Anna Nicole Smith for reporters assembled at the House of Representatives. “ http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20070216-tearfulboehner.jpg
More: http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=2211
— “It brings tears to my eyes to consider the repeated genetic testing that her [Anna Nicole's] lifeless body has had to endure,” stated Boehner, “to say nothing of watching a poor innocent infant bandied about for a week like a multi-million dollar football. This is not what the culture of life is all about. This is Terri Schiavo all over again, and it’s all because we were blocked by the liberal Democrats from getting it right the first time.” —
The horror.
I think things are going to be OK as long as a tradition is established wherein House and Senate leadership goes over to the White House each week for a session where Barry bitchslaps them and doles out some tough motherfuckin’ luv.
wot, no “republicans keep boner” line? that’s not respecting internet traditions.
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