• February 13, 2012
  • RAISE TAXES ON ALL VAGUELY RICH PEOPLE ASAP, SRSLY: “For the first two months of the fiscal year, Treasury reported a record deficit of $401.6 billion.” And all because of… Obama. [Marketwatch]

{ 31 comments }

DangerousLiberal December 10, 2008 at 2:58 pm

At this rate we’re (a) looking at about a $1.3 trillion deficit next year;l (b) fucked; or (c) all of the above.

Prepare to meet your new Chinese financial overlords.

shortsshortsshorts December 10, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Anybody have 401.6 billion bucks they can lend the Treasury? I can throw in 3 pennies and a Promissory Note for 3 more of said pennies.
AH FUCK IT we can just have China flip the bill. They pay for everything! Thanks, China!

SayItWithWookies December 10, 2008 at 2:58 pm

Yaaaaay! The government’s poorer than I am!

hedgehog December 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm

How much can we get if we sell all the states in the middle?

DangerousLiberal December 10, 2008 at 3:02 pm

[re=195877]hedgehog[/re]: $.3 trillion. Less if you include Illinois.

freakishlystrong December 10, 2008 at 3:04 pm

I’ll gladly sell them my carbon offsets I won for crashing cars in the game thingeee..

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm

There’s your legacy right there, Bushie boy. And thanks for playing.

AxmxZ December 10, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Not too vaguely rich, though. I still want that condo in the new Trump tower on Wabash and riverside.

Servo December 10, 2008 at 3:09 pm

When will they seize and liquidate the assets purchased by AIG execs with default swap cash?

4tehlulz December 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm

The Cayman Islands express their gratitude to the US taxpayer for the new found wealth.

magic titty December 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Most of the deficit is tied to black people and their no monies.

charlesdegoal December 10, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Confiscating property may be more efficient. Then forced labor camps. Paul Pot had the right idea but managed it poorly.

John McClain December 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Reinstitute slavery! What’s that? It never ended!? Oh bother!!!

JamesMichaelCurley December 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm

I still have checks in my checkbook. Am I vaguely rich?

shanemcgowan December 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm

How could one man do so much damage to a great country in only eight years?

freakishlystrong December 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm

[re=195886]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Oh Queer, haven’t you heard? The Democrats have had control of Congress for 2 whole years, this all started because the libruls took over. *Throws something*

Serolf Divad December 10, 2008 at 3:18 pm

And to think: if only in 1977 Carter had not passed the Community Reinvestment act that allowed the darkies to buy their own homes everything would be swell now. At least that’s what Neil Cavuto tells me.

charlesdegoal December 10, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Better yet: a tax on gains from corruption. 100%, retroactive to 1980.
Also, a high tax on speaking fees could bring in some dollars and help shut some people up.

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm

I shouldn’t have made that collect call to the Gamma Hydra Cluster from the Senate payphone. My bad.

Servo December 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm

[re=195898]shanemcgowan[/re]:
The insult to the injury is that voters were repeatedly warned in 2000 by the victims of all his previous failures. Nobody listened.

Vanity Smurf December 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=195874]DangerousLiberal[/re]: The Chinese are fucked worse than we are. They’ll keep buying Treasuries like a goose taking the funnel at the foie gras farm. They can’t feed or employ their people if they don’t have us to buy their cheap crap. No way out. However awful the Bush Depression is here, it will be much worse in China.

snideinplainsight December 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm

I could win the Powerball and still not cover what the government owes for those two months. Dang! Might as well keep all that cash for myselfs.

Hooray For Anything December 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm

George Bush doesn’t care about tax payers.

Vanity Smurf December 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm

USD$401,600,000,000.00

How much is that in real money?

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=195877]hedgehog[/re]: Tennessee’s already in foreclosure. You can have it for a song (“Blue Christmas,” I’m thinking).

MoodProcessor December 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm

It’s only money.

scaredofthehoya December 10, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I, for one, welcome our burqa-clad Muslin overlords!

charlesdegoal December 10, 2008 at 3:51 pm

OK. How about a 5-cent tax on blog comments? Should do the trick.

FreshCliches December 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm

This is EXACTLY why Ron Paul was the perfect nut for the job, sheeples!

Monsieur Grumpe' December 10, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Big deal. First thing President Hopey is going to do is put the whole US of A in Chapter 11. It’s the American way. (insert salute here) Sorry China, India , Finland, Saudi Arabia and pretty much the rest of world.

DangerousLiberal December 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm

[re=195909]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Really? The four week T-note is going for negative interest. But, hey, it’s still a better return than anything else out there! Whee!

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