- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU IGNORE ‘GOD’: A cynical operative e-mails us this terrible breaking news about the 621 Million Dollar Building: “The CVC was evacuated around 1:30. All the tunnels are closed off.. half a dozen fire trucks and police cars outside. We’re all going to die.” Hope not! (-ish). UPDATE: Eh, just some dickhead welder. [NBC Washington]
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Serves them right! Building that accursed D.C. Visitor’s Center was like crucifying our Lord Jesus all over again!
Guess Harry Reid will have to smell the tourists again.
Sounds like pissed-off UAW workers to me. Vote against their bailout and they’ll blow you up.
(Although it could be argued that they’ve been building car bombs for decades.)
[re=197510]Serolf Divad[/re]: Crucifying Jesus is what saved us all, yeah? Maybe all of the visitors were being crucified so we can have a decent weekend.
Is this the same fire that came from Friendship Heights metro this morning?
Bill Ayers strikes again. Has Fox reported this yet?
It’s the war on the war on Christmas. Karl Marx is probably behind it.
Too damn many candles in the Jeebus room.
Who farted?
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Smoke-Reported-at-New-Capitol-Visitor-Center.html
The boring answer
[re=197552]finallyhappy[/re]: One of those terrorist Steelworkers Union members.
[re=197522]elcapitan[/re]: [re=197510]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yeah, this whole crucifying Jesus, tho admittedly a somewhat nasty business, if what saved all our sorry Christian asses from going to the devil. It’s why we do it once every spring, going into a long weekend. It’s what we call a “Good” Friday.
[re=197548]S.Luggo[/re]: WIN.
I repeat — this building does not house a secret government bunker. These frequent closings, alerts, drills and evacuations are For Your Safety Only. Move on folks. Nothing to see here.
Please please let it be some kind of Christian Terrorists against not having Christian messages or something in the vistor center
Joe the Welder?
8 years of conditioning have led everyone to equate any tiny amount of smoke with terrorism.
You know what they say…where there’s smoke, there’s marijuana.
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