- RICHARD COHEN’S SISTER DOES NOT CARE FOR THIS BARACK OBAMA: “[Rick] Warren is anti-gay, and my sister, not to put too fine a point on it, is not.” We don’t get it. “She’s gay.” Oh okay. [Washington Post]
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Cohen and Kristol within a four hour span?
Fuck you Jim Newell. Fuck you.
But Melisssa Etheridge told all us gays to just chill! What to Rosie and Ellen think? I must listen to my pop culture faux-activists to know what to believe in this mixed-up, crazy world!
We’ve already had posts re. Obama’s pecs and his Butts.
Can’t we just all get along?
Barry’s showing tolerance and reconciliation to these fundie creeps.
Barry wants change, yada yada, but he’s not gonna change his views on da gayz just cuz of some fat fundie-dude.
Warren needs to become more moderate to fill his pockets, so he will change, but he’s not going to change overnight. He’s a shrewd businessman. He waited several years until people forgot how gung-ho he was about warmongering with Bush, and then he came out as some “cool” pastor who likes Obama.
“Not to put too fine a point on it.” Then, in case you’re a fucking idiot, he explains that she’s gay. Henry James he’s not. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Henry James was an American writer who, in the words of somebody really clever who’s name I’m too lazy to Google, “chewed more than he bit off.”
Rev. Wright, Rev. Pfleger and now Rick Warren? It seems that Obama’s plan is to shine a light on every christian whacko and deligitimize christianity, thus paving the way for the islamic takeover. Very cunning.
[re=204697]V572625694[/re]: “Henry James writes as though it were a painful duty.” — Oscar Wilde.
Richard Cohen writes as though reading him were a painful duty. — SIw/W.
[re=204696]Darehead[/re]: I think Cassandra Butts would favor turning the other cheek.
You wonder if there was an argument between him and his editor. “Say it.” “No.” “Just say it!” “No!” “JUST SAY IT!” “OKAY, BIG SALE ON TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!!” “No, the other thing.” “Okay, ‘She’s gay.’”
Am I sentimental for thinking that was mensch-y?
[re=204696]Darehead[/re]: Barry’s plan seems to be working, Tubby scrubbed the “no gays allowed” from his website.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but spending time around Richard Cohen would put most women off men. So no surprises there.
You know this is just payback from when they were children and Richard told his sister- “One day I’m going to be a really big writer for a newspaper and I’m going to tell everyone that you’re gay”
[re=204696]Darehead[/re]: (singing) “The Pastor, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind, the pastor is blowin’ in the wind…”
[re=204710]Joey Ratz[/re]: you win.
So you can’t be anti-gay if you’re gay? And you can’t be anti-anti-gay unless you’re gay? And the reason she is no anti-gay is that she is gay? Does anyone care?
I’m cornholed here. “Warren is anti-gay, and my sister, not to put too fine a point on it, is not. She’s gay.” IS SHE GAY OR ISN’T SHE?
She is — or was — a committed Obama supporter.” WTF does all this even mean?
This idiot has a job? Writing?
Richard Cohen is hardly the person to remark on someone’s moral stance. He screwed around plenty on his first wife. And there was his affair with Kati Marton while she was married to Peter jennings(he may have been divorced himself by then). I am still hoping for Rick Warren to be caught with Ted Haggard’s gay meth hooker but I would settle for Spitzer’s girl.
Remember when Richard Cohen came out so strongly about McCain’s pandering to the Falwell crowd?
Me neither.
You know who i really want to kill right now? Greg Gutfield.
http://www.foxnews.com/video/?playerId=videolandingpage&referralObject=3348825
Why is he still allowed to live?
[re=204724]finallyhappy[/re]: He’s had a wife?! A first wife? Which means he has another wife? Gedthefuckout!
[re=204725]4tehlulz[/re]: Me neither either. But McCain thought he had something to gain in pandering. Epic fail.
Hopey’s not pandering cuz he has nothing to gain except the moral high ground for showing tolerance. Warren distances himself one more notch from the right wing fanatics who will go down in the history books for supporting Bush’s moral debacle. In a year or so he’ll make some big announcement about accepting gays, just like he’s done with environmentalism. And he’ll continue to pretend he was never a Bushie.
[re=204729]Deepthroat[/re]: Can’t play videos here at the j-o-b.
What’s he doing?
[re=204724]finallyhappy[/re]:
Don’t warren’s gigantic mantities already prove he regularly practices the sin of gluttony at the Old Country Buffet?
[re=204690]magic titty[/re]: In all fairness, nobody has suffered more than Jim.
[re=204724]finallyhappy[/re]: Can Rick even find his own Dick?
magic titty: being a major douchnozzle. He’s a smug little prick who thinks he’s clever but is really just a miserable little gnome. Sorry, the hatred has rendered me inarticulate.
[re=204706]Harvey Birdman[/re]: I’m absolutely no fan of the Rickster, but the guy is a changin’. He’s now been forced to say he loves the gayz, removed some inflammatory stuff from his website, and most importantly bought them some donuts.
This is the first step to full buttsecks conversion. My god bless him.
Magestical tit-tay: here is a bit of a synopsis of what he said on Fox and Friends regarding KFC and PETA (sans the bucket of chicken). Not that I care enough. PETA is kinda annoying anyway, but he’s one of those people who you want to punch in the face no matter what they say. The really obnoxious part of the video clip is when he starts harping on the new generation of “eco-kids” who try to “guilt” their parents into living more sustainably. He wishes he had a kid just so he could punish it, etc, etc. Then he starts talking about how there is brainwashing afoot to convince people that the environment is more important than humanity and blah blah blah. He’s completly illogical and it drives me (truck)NUTZ!!!
and notice his website’s tagline is: A Handkerchief of Hard News Soaked in a Sneeze of Thought Snot
Ok, i’m going to watch my own personal savior, Mr. David Bowie, introduce the animated film, The Snowman. (he got a scarf from a REAL snowman!)
shit! after all that, i forgot the links! gOD i suck.
Douchenozzle: http://www.dailygut.com/
God and the “Sno’min”: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2067664373050394413
See, if it appears on the Opinions page of the Washington Post, I figure it doesn’t really constitute “DC Gossip” anymore. I could be wrong.
Also, I blame furries.
Deepthroat: Oh for fuck sake!!!
Snowman:
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=The+Snowman&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBS&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=The+Snowman+&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-Searchbox
Box&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBS&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property-suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1&tittiness=magic&WindowsDocID=4597074820406920blahblahblah&
property-PlumberId=Joe.the&Box&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&blahjygojevizch=ie7&IE_hooey=total&rlz=1I7ADVBS&um=1&sa=N&tab=niceButts&oi=property_snarkiness&reformat_DCgossip=0&ct=warren_gayness-revision&cd=1&bannerRes_Blame=Furries#
Did someone just throw the baby out with the bath water?
Maybe Preacher Rick and D*ckhead Richard will get caught having really wild sex together in the menzroom at some Interstate rest stop in South Carolina — watch the heavy breathing in the back row out there — and we’ll ALL learn to be more tolerant.
Except maybe Richard the D*ckhead’s sister: she’s put up with the D*ckhead all these years without drowning him in a toilet bowl. This is no laughing matter — how much more tolerant does she have to get?
Howzzat?
[re=204725]4tehlulz[/re]: That’s because Mc Cain was in a Viet Namese prison for five & an half years. They were five-plus years when he couldn’t be homophobic (for various reasons). So, he needed to make up for last queer smearing.
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