VOINOVICH WON’T RUN AGAIN: Wasn’t he one of those “vulnerable Republicans” anyhow? The senator from Ohio announced he won’t be running for re-election in 2010. Instead, he will be replaced by a waxen replica of Joe the Plumber, which will shoot fire out of its anus every 15 seconds. [The Fix]
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Please God let Ken Blackwell run for this seat — best gift the Dems could get.
Well, that’s more value than you get out of the real Joe Not Joe the Plumber Not Plumber.
It was his vunerability that made him so popular with the teen age girl set.
“… which will shoot fire out of its anus every 15 seconds.”
That would make much more sense than what’s coming out of the real JtP’s mouth today.
I’m all for getting “Joe” the “Plumber” elected to Congress. Elect him for one term and no one will ever want to vote for a Republican again ever.
Voinovich would make a good name for a Vodka.
Just one man’s opinion.
Holy hot anus, Batman!
Wasn’t this guy older than Moses? At least now he can spend more time on his pet project, Demanding Cures for Pancakes.
[re=216161]Cape Clod[/re]: To bad he was in the Twilight of his career.
Hot bald dumbass plumber anus action is what turns PUMA’s on. Go Ohio!
“… which will shoot fire out of its anus every 15 seconds.”
I know which action figure will be a top-seller come Christmas.
Like fleas deserting a sinking dog or whatevs.
Joe the Plumber vs. Ken Blackwell primary — DO IT GOP
Christian Science Monitor is already calling it for JtP.
Who said there would be no snark left in the world after Bush left office.
Voino says he “still has the fire in my belly,” but something must be blocking it from moving all the way through his digestive system. After retirement, he and Rod Blago will star in a roadshow, “The Vich’s of Eastwick,” featuring the charming duet, “Death to Croats.” Voino’s biggest contribution to Ohio politics no doubt was his carrying around a cardboard cutout of Howard Metzenbaum during his first, unsuccessful Senate race. Nomination should be offered to LeBron James — may be the only way to keep him in Cleveland.
When you are fourteen and a page, all Republicans claim to be vulnerable. But when you want to take it beyond just a physical relationship, they never are… they never are.
Stepping down? That’s a little drastic. If he just bulks up, shaves his head, and starts acting all belligerent, he could raise a ton of money in today’s GOP.
shit, once he leaves the entire Republican part of the Senate will be completely nutso right-wing crazies (brownback, coburn, cornyn) and the two, lonely, sane chicks from Maine. I haz a sad.
Haha, a likely story. The fire would melt the wax. Also.
George’s greatest hit: Fishing a penny out of a Statehouse urinal…
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