SHALL IT BE CRISTAL, OR DOM?: 20 minutes left to vote, and like a year since Hillary Clinton lost… [Weblog Awards]
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Wonkette Jr. (623)
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (796)
Jim Newell (5418)
Kaia Mursi (43)
Garrett Quinn (13)
Liz Colville (94)
Ken Layne (6695)
Blair Burke (170)
Matt Langer (40)
Arielle Fleisher (385)
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also, and also.
Hey, folks, a wingnut blog denying global warning is winning in Best Science Blog. Go vote for Pharyngula NOW!!!!!
at http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-science-blog/
Site won’t load, I guess due to sheer volume of breathless idiots caring about stupid shit like this.
And as for me, I would go with Cristal, Dom tastes like piss. Better yet why not crack open that bottle of Chateau D’Quem you were reserving for a special occasion, like the day we find out who the fuck gave man-whore Gannon press credentials? Anyone thought to ask Samuel the Correspondent?
How do you spell “Confluence”?
If you jerks can afford anything better than the shitty MD 20/20 we’re drinking down here in Floridah, I’m coming up there and kicking your asses, you liberal elitest fancypants with more money than me, drinking good champers, you fucks…
Paultards unite! (preferably with the PUMAs so that they can form one massive entity of retardation)
[re=217838]S.Luggo[/re]: WARBLOGGING!1111 Don’t forget to vote for pumapac.org. Also.
[re=217838]S.Luggo[/re]: P-U-M-A
So how is this related to The Bloggies? Or isn’t it? A Golden Globes vs Oscar or something?
Load dammit. I have class in 15 minutes. I finally figured out an advantage of going to my office today – I can vote again.
[re=217843]Merry Christen[/re]: Elitist. Goddamnit.
Good luck getting on their site. If you are their server, the internet must look like the front yard in Night of the Living Dead.
I have been unable to vote for best small blog for 10 minutes (although I got my votes in just fine for the other ones – you’re welcome Confluence). I smell cheating and conspiracy. I am a disenfranchised voter and I demand justice!
O/T, but advertisers are so scarce over at NYT.com that they’ve sold space to a Russian dating service.
And can’t log on all day to Webby thingy. Headed to pub now.
[re=217865]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: IZ A MANZ WORLD WE KNOWS THAT MUCH ALWAYS KEEPING THE VAGINA DOWN.
What’s a 10-letter word that starts with ‘C’ and means “should all be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making me a sandwich”?
That’s right: “Cunts, we won.”
[re=217859]WadISay[/re]: All yr voht rezultz is belong to us
[re=217838]S.Luggo[/re]: f-l-a-t-u-l-e-n-c-e
[re=217868]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: But I’m a man! At least, I have man parts.
[re=217878]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: DEN YOO AR TEH ENEMY. IMMA MAN-BIT WEARER AS WELL. EIE AM MIE PWN WORSE ENEMIE
[re=217883]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Hahahaha?
I don’t undestand. Are you you trying to show me your man bit? You must be legless again.
(PS – I did not really vote for Confluence)
[re=217883]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: As a proud Penis-American this is a great day in history. We have finally risen to power against the will of the white womynz… wait.
[re=217890]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Purveyor of Fraudulant E-mails:
You must know that I know what you know that they don’t know. That is that you are ALL OVER THE INTERWEBS and the idea of you voting for Confluence would be like me voting for NOObamaaa.
As of 5pm, at close of polls, Wonkette beat Confluence as best liberal blog 17,322 to 6,401. Even so, they were able to hold onto 3rd place, behind Talking Points Memo. We shall soon begin seeing hideous posts over on pumapac.org of feral cats lapping tuna off of shiny bronze medals. The horror, THE HORROR!!!!
Do they bottle the tears of PUMAs? YOu’d think they would be bitter, but I bet they are so very sweet.
Wonkette would have kicked much more serious butt if I could have ever gotten on the site to vote. It would never load even when I waited forever.
[re=217911]CivicHoliday[/re]: They don’t know yet, they were busy fingerbanging themselves during the Clinton confirmation hearings.
[re=217911]CivicHoliday[/re]: Cats and tuna. Jeeze, just say it, sexist.
Hey PUMAs! You trolling out there? How’d you like getting your asses handed to you? That’s what happens when you are an entire mini-organization of fakes, you fucking Republican troglodytes masquarading as Hillary supporters. I like how Murphy donates money to the WALNUTS! campaign, for liberalism.
[re=217843]Merry Christen[/re]: This is “Abuse”, not LNS. You want room 12A, just along the corridor.
Can’t wait till we get our trophies. Rumor is it’s a nice design, a drunk midget typing in his BVDs, and beside him a flat-headed midget chick in kneepads. I don’t know what that’s about, but I’m proud as can be.
My wife doesn’t know I come here.
I probably shouldn’t have put it like that.
A nice parting gift to the Flatulence gals would be:
http://www.bugspray.com/item/745140.html
[re=217939]chascates[/re]: Better yet:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/703107_0c9f264cd4.jpg?v=0
pour me some “ciroc obama”
[re=217946]justlen[/re]: Yeesh! That trumps mine.
The awful anti-science site won Best Science Blog. I haz a sad.
yes we can
I think now, looking back, we did not fight the Confluence; we fought ourselves. The Confluence was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I’m sure Layne will be, fighting with Newell for what Sara called “possession of my soul.” There are times since, I’ve felt like a child, born of those two fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to snark again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what’s left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
I’m coming down from this battle. I’m ready for the next one. Without battles, I am nothing. Plus the flashbacks start happening again.
[re=217970]Barrett808[/re]: I supported your cause. Blame the result on your Wonkette editors, whose knowledge of science is limited to what they found from poring over and smoking the writings of Timothy Leary and the three college credits they got from taking a Mixology course.
As for me, I’m going to buy a T-Shirt that says “Global Kooling” and see how many PUMAs I canz pick up.
[re=217939]chascates[/re]: Excellente. Penis Flambeau, a character from Moliere’s play, L’ Ecole de Confluence Malade Imaginaire. Zut.
this is just like november 4th.
only i am not in grant park and i am not at all sober.
[re=218056]S.Luggo[/re]: I don’t blame our beloved Wonkette editors, who can do no wrong per my brainwashed, inebriated brain. But next year, we are on it. The Wonkette Army will conduct a pre-emptive strike on the thrice-damned Best Science Blog category, and we will commit a shock-and-awe assault unlike anything seen since Sherman’s March.
And Charles Darwin and Jim Hansen will be avenged, etc.
I’m sorry, no champagne will taste as heavenly as the sweet sweet tears of the half dozen PUMAs out there that still refuse to come to grips with the fact that there are only half a dozen in existence.
Also, too, buttsecks…
Ave, Pope Ken! Congratulations on thy blowout! Wonketteers! All for One! One for ALL! or so it goes… me thinks…. ah in my cups, I am…. but, good hunting all!
Uh-oh… I think JenniferforHilz is after Mr. Layne & Mr. Newell…
http://pumapac.org/2009/01/13/the-meanest-little-puma-in-texas/
Hey, how come they always leave SKS out?
[re=218207]Die Gelbe Gefahr[/re]: JenniferforHilz totes pwned Wonkette!!!1`11!1
“But dumb seems to be the new IN thing, and as such, no one seems to be doing it better than our liberal friends at Wonkette and Rumproast. If Liberal is the new code-word for dumb, the contest is over,. Wonkettee and Rumproast have tied and are the winners for sure.”
People are telling that fat whore of an excuse for living, breathing sludge that she should sell the above on the interwebs and donate to PUMApac. I, for one, welcome our grammarless hog-beast overlord.
[re=218511]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: See, there is some growth on the Puma’s side. They have gone from believing they are losing because everyone is cheating, to believing that they are losing because everyone is dumb. Progress!
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