More details have emerged from Barack Obama’s haughty War Dinner at George Will’s chateau last night in the rich Maryland suburbs (isn’t that area reserved for the rich Democrats, while the rich Republicans have McLean, Virginia all to themselves? Something to consider! Or not!) The early pool report mentioned that Bill Kristol and David Brooks were there, representing the New York Times tokenista/National Greatness contingent, but who else? Well, bald money crow Larry Kudlow for one! We know this because he blabbed all about this private dinner, to the media reporters.
This is an official DRUDGE FLASH so apologies for the terrifying capital letters:
CNBC’s Melissa Francis: I HAVE TO ASK LARRY, I’M DYING TO HEAR ABOUT IT, YOU HAD DINNER LAST NIGHT WITH PRESIDENT-ELECT BARACK OBAMA. WHAT WAS THE TONE LIKE? WAS HE TRYING TO WIN OVER THE CONSERVATIVES? IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?
THERE WERE ABOUT TEN OF YOU THERE, RIGHT?
CNBC’s Larry Kudlow: THIS WAS AN OFF-THE-RECORD DINNER AND I’M GOING TO KEEP IT OFF THE RECORD IN TERMS OF DEEP CONTENT, BUT PEGGY NOONAN WAS THERE, PAUL GIGOT OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, BILL KRISTOL, MYSELF, CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER, SOME OTHERS. NINE OR TEN OF US. I DON’T THINK HE’S TRYING TO WIN US OVER, BUT HE’S TRYING TO CONNECT WITH US AND ENGAGE WITH US TO HIT GREAT CREDIT.THIS WAS A VERY CORDIAL DINNER.
Francis: HE IS CHARMING, RIGHT?
Kudlow: HE IS CHARMING, HE IS TERRIBLY SMART, BRIGHT, WELL-INFORMED, HE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. AT THE BEGINNING WHEN HE WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, YOU KNOW, WE’RE ALL WAITING —
Miss Peggiferington Noonington of the Outer-Space-shire-upon-Avon! Did she cook her famous Roast Rabbit with Quail’s Tail and Ox Porridge? Of course not! Queen Nooneringdevonshireton dareth not cook her own food. She has a Negro woman.
Anyway, how gay for Obama are all of these evil warmongering money hoarders after one fucking dinner at George Will’s manor?
Kudlow: INTERESTING THING. THIS IS JUST GENERALLY SPEAKING, HE IS SO WELL-INFORMED, AND HE LOVES TO DEAL WITH BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE, AND I’M NOT GOING TO DIVULGE WHAT WAS SAID THERE AND I’M NOT GOING TO GO INTO ANY OF THE SPECIFICS, BUT HE ENJOYS THE BACK AND FORTH, AND HE IS NOT, YOU KNOW, TOUGH, MEAN, INSULTING, SNARLING, NONE OF THAT STUFF, AND WE WEREN’T EITHER.
THIS WAS A GOOD CONSERVATIVE GROUP AND WE JUST HAD A GREAT BACK AND FORTH, AND HE WANTS TO KEEP THE DIALOGUE GOING WITH CONSERVATIVES. I WOULD SAY I AM HONORED TO BE AT THAT DINNER. I WAS HONORED TO MEET HIM. HE IS A VERY IMPRESSIVE MAN, AND I WISH HIM ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD BECAUSE WE’VE GOT SOME ISSUES TO DEAL WITH.
Francis: WHAT DID YOU EAT?
Kudlow: I CAN’T REMEMBER. I WAS SO FOCUSED ON HIM. I WAS SITTING ACROSS FROM HIM –
Francis: YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T EAT. MAYBE YOU DIDN’T TOUCH ANYTHING.
Kudlow: THE FOOD WAS EXCELLENT. I PROBABLY DIDN’T EAT A WHOLE LOT. IT WAS ALL VERY INTERESTING, AND HE’S A GOOD MAN, AND WE WILL SEE HOW HE DOES. THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY. WE WISH HIM THE BEST.
Ah, well there’s an entire wing of the commentariat neutralized forever. Good dinner idea, Barry!
KUDLOW OFFERS DETAIL OF OBAMA DINNER [Drudge]
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I’m sure Peggy told Obama about that time she saw a Mexican, and offered some insight as to how this might help The Geithner deal with his own problem.
It saddens me that you chose not to include Peggy Blingee with this article. :’(
Why is that Righttard yelling at us?
That’s conservatives for you. There’s no middle road.
With all the gay-charming going on, I’m sure Kudlow was too preoccupied to notice that the only thing he was eating was roofies.
I’m guessing they ate some sweet puhtaitdah pie 27 times as a sign of negro unity and such.
OMG! When did Kudlow play footsie with Barry? Did he show the Preznit Elected his wide stance? Did they exchange BB numbers? When’s the next date? Dinner and a movie? “Milk” is excellent.
So Nooner’s Column on Friday will be:
“It’s twue. It’s twue. Once you go Barrak, you never go back”
As Barry was coming up the steps, George Will gasped….turned to the rest of the guests and shouted, “The New Sherriff’s a N….”
It’s pretty clear what Kudlow ate from this interview transcript.
[re=218508]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Queen Peggy likes her men like she likes her coffee: black and strong.
Did Barry ask George F. Will about his experiences as a child actor playing Ralphie in “A Christmas Story”?
Please. It is still morning where I live, and the gag reflex is always worse in the morning.
He didn’t remember what they ATE? If I had dinner with Jesus, John Kennedy, and Joan of Arc I would remember what I ate. But I’m just more into food than politics, I guess.
[re=218512]The Cold Sea[/re]: and screaming for cream?
They probably still haven’t finished compulsivly showering…
Peggy Noonan was there? MMMmmm…I’m conjuring some mental imagery…
Looks like Barry’s spritzing on pheromones heavily.
Probably won’t help the economy much but I’m looking forward to world peace and lotza orgies.
the all-caps formatting makes it sound hysterical.
…wasn’t “Noons” excommunicated from the conservative movement during the election?
If this doesn’t drive a hard, black wedge into the Republican party, I don’t know what will.
[re=218512]The Cold Sea[/re]: I think you mean “black and bitter.”
I can’t remember another time when a President was like that.
Maybe Ronald Reagan—- “Great Communicator.”
Oh shit. SHIT. Another Reagan? REALLY?
Did Obama also eat some of the phosphorous-baked Hamas baby?
Ludlow’s bald head makes him the perfect streamlined and aerodynamic sex toy when the DARPA shrink ray is brought out at such exclusive DC parties. His penchant for moving his lips and making sound constantly also heightens his role as a pleasure toy. Don’t get your hopes up that this wonderful shrink ray will become available to average Americans any day soon, though, because it’s still top secret. Noonerific gives it a rating of two buns up, and even Krauthammer produced a twisted while using Ludlow to reach those hard to tickle spots.
Yay Slytherin!
[re=218513]BigBrainOnBrad[/re]: +1. I always thought it was a young Fred Barnes….but you’re right, goddamit.
[re=218499]Dave J.[/re]: Viscountess Noonie isn’t so bad. She just doesn’t drink the Obamacorn kool-aid: “American leaders are mortal, not magical.”
If Pegger’s next column includes the phrase “the Reaganesque charm of this President-elect, this dusky gallant…” as a a starting point and soar, as it were, from there.
Hah! That means he pays socialest maryland taxes, which everyone knows go directly to socialest public transit, teh illegals, and homelessness!
Barry is attending private dinners and I’m rationing my Hobo Beans. This is NOT starting out well.
“We’re a good conservative group…he wants to keep the dialogue going with conservatives.”
What is it with this fetishistic fealty to “CONSERVATIVES”? I haven’t seen such a clubby bunch since People’s Temple.
Aww, how cute. Kudlow’s in love.
A couple of mar-toonis and some wine with dinner, then drinks afterwards. The Pegstress got up on the coffee table, swirling her brandy snifter and exclaiming loudly about how this was ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING NARRATIVE, dammit, and how she had shit better essays than Bill Kristol. After an embarassed silence everybody said, well, time to go home. Barry was missing his wallet, and he realized that someone had gone through his coat pockets.
[re=218535]S.Luggo[/re]: It’s trickle down economics. Barry will host fancy dinners and eat incredible food, and the leftovers will “trickle down” into the dumpster for the rest of us.
[re=218532]murality[/re]:
I can hear it now, a shiny negro on a hill.
“Back and forth” = buttsex, obviously.
My god, sometimes I feel like standing up and applauding the political genius of this Barry character.
And after dinner they took turns pleasuring Obama orally. I’m sorry, I mean PLEASURING HIM ORALLY.
Did she cook her famous Roast Rabbit
I would be honored if Barack Obama would eat me.
[re=218525]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I don’t think anyone ever described Reagan as “TERRIBLY SMART, BRIGHT, WELL-INFORMED.”
Haha, an ‘off the record dinner’ with a handful of the most egregious blabber-mouths in existence.
It’s been said a billion times before, but I’ll say it again. Where does this Drudge love for hideous web design come from?
[re=218549]Mahousu[/re]: I did everything I could to refute your ass, but ya, your fucking right. Everybody thinks Reagan is stupid. His aides were top notch apparently though. What of that?
Starbursts for everyone! Will’s maid is still trying to clean up the under-table spooge. I was going to suggest, by the way, that they used Krauthammer to wheel out the dessert tray, but that would be gauche.
They enjoyed the back and forth, the back and forth forever…
))((
Barack, after you clear the dishes, please bring a fresh bottle of port and join us in the library. We will discuss the latest reporting about the Jews from Joe the Plumber, the frontier wisdom of Sarah Palin and why our conservative political movement has been taking it up the ass for the last three elections.
So, Obama meets with 10 of the best known voices in the GOP’s propaganda machine, and Kudlow can only remember half of them because he had such a man-crush on Obama? I would love it if at the end, Obama passed out campaign T-shirts and led everyone in a round of shouting “Yes We Can” before he left.
[re=218522]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Actually, according to Limbaugh today, everyone but Wills and Krauthammer are suspect Conservatives ready to sell out their country. Who knew that Rich Lowery and Bill Kristol are crypto-liberals. Guess someone is upset that he didn’t get invited to dinner.
So, I still have not heard, did Obama leave before or after they sacrificed a goat to Baal?
It is depressing to know that George Will is still alive; did he show Barry the famous paper bag he can’t write his way out of? Why does this read more like Prez’s trip to the zoo than a real dialogue with sensient humanoids? If you get fleas from lying down with dogs, what viruses do you get from bathing in slime?
Barry will need a lot of sleep after this dinner. Psiren powers take their toll.
Peggy Noonan can have her pick of “eligible bachelors” at any GOP gathering.
[re=218551]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Designing teh tubes is not a Wingnut strong suit…
How on earth, as long as Druge has been at this, did he let a typo like “righties” get by. He clearly meant “whiteys”.
[re=218551]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Because if Drudge were to reveal that he also excels at (interior) web design as well as selecting fabulous fedoras, it would finally force his readers to come to the same obvious conclusion that every human being with a brain and gaydar has already made.
i got soul but i’m not a soldier.
…HE IS SO WELL-INFORMED, AND HE LOVES TO DEAL WITH BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE…
Must have been quite a novelty for the wingnuts.
[re=218536]One Yield Regular[/re]: They have to band together at this point. In-group/Out-group distinctions and all that. However, the slow slide to the left is inevitable. The whole earth tilts that way.
I would have liked to see a Buckley there.
[re=218567]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Well of course Rush is pissed. Notice she was relegated to having to go to the Medal of Freedom ceremony, where they probably seated her next to Powell.
Awww, I can’t wait until Friday. I hope Miss Noonerton tells us all about it.
1) Did Barry turn the water into wine? These wingnuts are insane.
2) Who put ‘X’ into the wine (and I’m not talkin’ about Malcom)
Once again, Barry snubs the PUMAs. When will he learn?
Sorry, dudes, I just…I can’t do the caps.
If it was an off the record dinner then why in god’s name was I not invited? Next time how about you be a little more careful when you are throwing around peoples anonymous internet nicknames, hmm Kudlow?
[re=218628]Colander[/re]: It’s fucking blinding.
Barry, whatever you do, please please promise me no alone time with the Zombie Senator.
Since these are the same clowns who believed for the lonest time that the soon-to-be unemployed President Bam-Bam was the pinnacle of intellectual dynamism, it’s easy to believe that they would be dazzled by a man who can carry a thought beyond more than two sentances.
Kudlow couldn’t remember the meal because he was too preoccupied with guarding the Preshush. It’s his week. That explains the all-caps, too.
can we please get a generic conservative pundit blingee? y’know…something vapid and ineffectual?
[re=218567]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Rush is off his diet. No way they were going to invite that ambulatory piehole.
If Krauthammer came to my house for dinner, I’d probably make him cork his fork (a la Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels).
So, turns out George F. Will lives just five houses west of Chevy Chase Circle, on the Maryland side. He came THAAAAAAAAAAAT close to living in the district!
[re=218694]crikey_booya[/re]: If Krauthammer came to my house, I’d fucking eat him, just for the privelege of being able to puke him back up all over the remaining offal.
Ah but you see, these COMMIES hated our gal Hill er, Sarah therefore FUCK THEM. THEY HAVE NO PLACE IN OUR PARTY.
Republican Unity My Ass Totally Over Idiot Democrats forever!
We are legion.
[re=218722]tacodaemon[/re]: I know that house- I think?- the big yellow house on Brookeville. I pass it on my way to the poorer parts of Maryland. Hey, Barack come on over to Silver Spring or Takoma-
[re=218513]BigBrainOnBrad[/re]: SUPERLULZ! George Will is like grown-up Ralphie, only without being in any way adorable.
[re=218595]american mutt[/re]: Ha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v9utOMX4hU
Okay, THANK YOU WONKETTE! This is the first proof I have EVER seen that Bill Kristol and David Brooks are not the same person.
Well, with Kudlow being part of the mix, we now know at least 2 people who’ve done blow were at that dinner. Peggy is strictly a gin & tonic gal- hey, easy on the tonic, bub.
[re=218555]gjdodger[/re]: Win.
Why does the preznit eat with dirty journos and live like 5% of the population? I bet it was like breaking bread with cartoons…evil, nasty, over-paid cartoons. Lady Peggington Cartoonington!
did they serve the muslin any pork? you know, just to be sure.
[re=218623]Bruno[/re]: He likes his PUMAs the way they like their coffee: pale, weak and bitter.
I set up my wax statue of Barack last night and had dinner with him too. It was so exciting I cant remember what I ate either. Oh wait, … mac and cheese.
[re=218513]BigBrainOnBrad[/re]: Or his decades sitting on a stool playing astringent, complicated guitar as the uncompromising leader of King Crimson?
My 81-yr-old mum watched the tape of Barry walking in the Will house and said, “Does the Secret Service have a food taster?” Well, do they??
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