• February 13, 2012
  • METRO COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY 9:25 A.M.: Yeah so all that planning the city did to make sure public transportation operates smoothly on Inauguration Day? Utter failure. One 68-year-old gal falls on the train tracks and next thing you know, officials have to shut down Metro Center and Gallery Place/Chinatown, the two most important Metro stops, basically. [WP]

{ 8 comments }

SayItWithWookies January 20, 2009 at 11:15 am

Cowcatchers would’ve solved that problem.

jagorev January 20, 2009 at 11:18 am

In NYC, we throw 68-year-old gals on the tracks just to give the janitors something to do on a quiet day.

MMS January 20, 2009 at 11:18 am

Aw, any pickchers?

AngryBlakGuy January 20, 2009 at 11:20 am

…has anyone seen Jill Biden?

OffTheRecord January 20, 2009 at 11:22 am

[re=222870]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: After she got in that car with Lynne Cheney I have been somewhat concerned.

Min January 20, 2009 at 11:23 am

Two stops?!? Geez, how big was that woman?

Joehoya January 20, 2009 at 11:40 am

All aboard the fail train!

SkimLatteModerate January 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm

*Grabs a bowl of popcorn and preps for the post-mall exodus nightmare*

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