COMICS CURMUDGEON INFILTRATES HALF-MUSLIN MALL MOB! Yes he did! Josh got in, and here is his tragic report: “Yes We Did! Near the monument. Screen distant, audio inaudible no cell reception. Got here in time to boo Lieberman.” Spoken like a true American Hero. Good luck getting home to Baltimore in a few weeks, Josh! Hope you like eating frozen rats! (Also Newell is trying to find you, where are you?)
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Is Liz videoing this or has she officially gone over to the dark side?
…were there any FEMA trailers?
Dear Hopey McUnicorn. If you let me down, so help me, I’ll cut off your horn and use it for a dildo.
How will Obama clean up the urine soaked Mall?
Cold. That’s the only word that comes to mind.
I wish I was a coffee vendor in that crowd.
ABC is talking about cellphones, PDAs, camera’s and Twitter.
This is exactly what everyone wants to hear about on inauguration day. TOTALLY DOOD.
Asshats.
Newell is in the crowd somewhere? Ha. Hahahahahahahah! We’ll never hear from him again!
I should have grabbed you all a photo of all the old people climbing a wall to get into the West Blue Standing section–Capitol Police said it was “full” which apparently is code for “empty”. Anyway some McHopesALot young people helped us all scale the wall.
All it will take is some Moonie giving Josh a half-cup of tobacco juice spat out by a toothless hobo and Josh will follow Liz to the Times….it’s just like Scientology, they find the weak and befriend them. Oh, Layne, why must you destroy these people so only cults can glue them back into some humanoid shape?
[re=223516]Hound[/re]: Oh, he’ll let you down, at some point along the way. This is what preznits do. You must be a sweet, innocent child not to already know this.
Everyone is wearing a wooly traditional Hijab I see. You people adapt quickly.
[re=223537]NoWireHangers[/re]: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!!!!!1!
is that liza minnelli? maybe she thought this was a michael jackson concert.
Soup line training…
YR. NoBAMA DINT TAKE THE OATH AT NOON & ND HE MESSED UP THE OATH & HE HASNT PRODUCED A BIRTH CERTIFICATE & HE ISNT AMERICAN BORN BUT A HALFBREED MUSLIN KENYAN & HE IS A BRITISH CITIZEN SO HE ISNT OUR PREZNIT!!!!1
George’s plane just took off!
Buh bye, you won’t be missed.
Newell is probably buried under all the frozen urine on the national mall lawn. We won’t find him until the spring thaw.
Does anyone else feel, well, cleaner now that the former douche in chief has finally left?
[re=223577]Terry[/re]: Demolition Accomplished.
That’s it? 17,000 sheeple in the shot and like 1-1/2 faces in profile? Stick with the cartoons, Josh.
I starting singing when that plane took off.
20 degrees is not cold. Deal, ye olde people of the world.
[re=223583]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
True. His friends are richer, the working folks are headed toward being serfs, the Middle East is literally in flames. Wall Street has pretty much collapsed. How much of the world hates us? Even the Brits are annoyed with us, for God sake, and we’re like their crazy girlfriend they love no matter what.
Good work there, George.
[re=223577]Terry[/re]: Amen and Hallelujah. He’ll be drunk off his ass by the time they land in Midland. He’ll be just like all those people remember him from back in the 80s. They won’t be able to coax him out of his bottle with an eight ball and Jeff Gannon.
And, snark aside, may I just say that I am overwhelmed by a sense of relief. I no longer have to go through the world deeply ashamed of this country. It’s just washed away. Must be Barry’s unicorn magic.
[re=223582]freakishlystrong[/re]:
I feel like a thousand Porta Johns have lifted off of my back. Feels real goooooooood.
Lascauxcaveman: Innocent like a unicorn horn in the ass. Also.
[re=223594]Terry[/re]: “La Marseillese”, no doubt.
“Alons enfant de la Patrie…!”
I just got back to my friends home in Oakton after watching the inauguration. To all those that said it would difficult: ha ha ha ha ha ha
I drank my ass off in Georgetown last night and came home for a good nights sleep. Woke this morning at 8 o’clock. Out the door by 8:30. Parked in Tenleytown and took the 31 down to the mall. Ta Da! Awesome spot under the Washington Monument, good view of the jumbo, good sound.
Found a nice bar (Mr. Smiths) and had drinks. Home by 3 o’clock to watch the parade on TV. Man the energy down there was incredible. The look on Bush’s face was priceless!
And to think: my plane ticket to DC was supposed to be a ticket to Kansas City for a wedding with my ex-girlfriend. The world works in mysterious ways!
[re=223783]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Good for you Kev. Some of your friends claimed they saw you on teevee groping some poor thing near the monument. If so, good for you…Plus, KC or DC? You made the right choice
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