• February 12, 2012
  • IT HAS BEGUN: Wonkette Operative “Danielle R.” says there’s a riot going on, outside the Homeland Security Reichstag: “Few hundred people are outside the DHS/ICE building on 12th and D SW with a huge American flag, protesting immigration policy … ‘Reform Not Raids’ is their mantra, I think. The guy on the bullhorn sounds like Jimmy Smits, but maybe that’s just because i watched too much West Wing yesterday. Cops are starting to swarm, traffic is backing up a bit. Ooh sirens, yay.”

{ 22 comments }

Terry January 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Aren’t they at least a day late in their protests?

Iggy Plop January 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Is this it? This is when Obama finally starts taking the white people’s guns and giving them to rioters and looters?! I’m ready. Praise Oprah, I’m ready.

SayItWithWookies January 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Hopey should take a lesson from Mikhail Gorbachev — once you pull the glasnost switch, things take on a momentum of their own.

WhatTheHeck January 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm

The honeymoon is over before it got started.

shortsshortsshorts January 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Oh please. They’ve been rioting and protesting the BART shooting and Israel’s occupation of Gaza (read: Gisele) for weeks now here. You people don’t know the first thing about protest. I think I will protest that.
“DOWN WITH PROTESTERS.
SCREW THE FIRST AMENDMENT.”

jagorev January 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm

See, the PUMAs tried to warn you fools about what would happen if you put one of ‘those’ people (Mexicans) in the White House, but you didn’t listen, did you?

tdehr January 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Could just as easily be “Cuneiform nut aids”. Just saying.

Tommy Says Ira G is a Tool January 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Now that’s deranged we can believe in.

Giant Robot January 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Blackwater, under contract with the DHS to raid offices suspected of employing undocumented workers, hired a bunch of undocumented workers to raid the DHS. When protesters arrived to protest the raid, Blackwater guards served them tea and cookies and encouraged them to protest as long and hard as possible because it’s all billable.

queeraselvis v 2.0 January 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Immigration reform? Shouldn’t they be in Arizona, picketing in front of one of Walnuts’s 7 houses?

Putz January 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Aren’t they doing this for the wrong Prez? I feel for you my fellow immigrants, some days I feel like I’m surrounded by rednecks Today I’m trying to get a plumber and every one I call laughs at my name,”what kind of name is that?”. I’m an immigrant you dipshit, “how come yall don’t have no accent”.Just give me the damn estimate so I can reject you. I’m 2/3 today.

To top it off at my cousin’s wedding this weekend, the groom’s family asked if we were pagan and kept calling me Juanita. Who the fuck is Juanita? I’m not even Hispanic nor do I look one bit Hispanic. Fucking Assholes, maybe I should just move to Canada with my mom and her husband. Protest on people.

Min January 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Well, I just hope they don’t let the flag touch the ground, because the Freepers will have an aneurism. On second thought…

bitchincamaro January 21, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Wake me up when that flag is a smoldering ash pile.

shortsshortsshorts January 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm

I miss the days when white cops could simply set dissenters on fire.
Life was so much simpler in the 80′s.

freakishlystrong January 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Goddamn, talk about DAY ONE…

Naked Bunny with a Whip January 21, 2009 at 1:36 pm

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Go ahead, feel me.

finallyhappy January 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm

I am sad. I went to NOAA in Silver Spring- no portraits of Obama and Bidenup yet but Bush and Cheney were gone and it looked like the hooks on one side were ripped from the wall. I didn’t have the nerve to ask security if they burned the pictures or just stomped on them.

chascates January 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Stuff happens, as Rummy said.

President Beeblebrox January 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm

“Humanity’s children are returning home.”

norbizness January 21, 2009 at 2:36 pm

The government had better capitulate before they bring in the big guns (Edward James Olmos, Maria Conchita Alonso, and Ruben Blades).

Mr Blifil January 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Latinos have to overcome extra hurdles when it comes to instigating civil disobedience over a long period of hours. The spicy food and genetic predisposition for long drunken afternoon naps are definite obstacles to maintaining organizational discipline.

Portugal (The Man) January 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm

@norbizness

Are you aware that Edward James Olmos was partially invited to a party that I was thinking of giving? He didn’t actually turn me down, because HE COULDN’T.

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