NYC Baker Makes Hilarious ‘Drunken Negro Head’ Cookies For Obama

Arnold Diaz is my hero.

This guy is NOT RACIST! Now that we have a Black President, racism is over. End of story.

Suck on my chocolate salty balls..
put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em!

Dumb Fuck, Baker. He’s going to see a swift drop in business following this story.

Ahh, he used the most famous excuse for racists to prove they are not racists: “I’m not prejudiced; I know/am related to someone _________.”

Do they go well with malt liquor? I also like the cutaway of Jungle Fever in the story.
You godda problem wit dat?

Douche of the day.

[re=226990]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:

Yeah, but… cuban? Is he serious? That’s like “I don’t hate Jews. In fact, I’ve got a cousin with six fingers to prove it.”

[re=226989]KennedyAG[/re]: It’s really great. I keep replaying the first few seconds to get another fix.

very inspirational pieces of art! the michelangelo of our generation. brava! brava i say!!

My, we’re awfully defensive.

Just the first in his multicultural series of confectionary delights. Next up: Mangled White Guy, with raspberry jam oozing from gashes to his temple courtesy of irate Drunken Negros.

Are the cookies supposed to represent Obama after he has been attacked by scanners?

[re=227000]Serolf Divad[/re]: I know–what a cute, [unintentionally] funny little racist man.

i pledge to make angry gay hispanic jewish cookies that will save our health care system. i pledge, therefore my wooden furniture will be saved as well.

this guy’s got a future over at fox & friends when he’s done with the whole offensive cookies thing, with his sense of humor he’d really fit in. please pretty please let this guy replace joe the plumber as the latest republican hero, i’m excited just thinking about what he could do with his 15 minutes.

Shit. Anyone know of a non-racist bakery that sells 7 layer cake or rainbow cookies? Dc or NYC

I’m a little offended by how offended everyone is. I suspect no one would care if he had Drunken White Trash cookies.

Pardon my French, but since this delicious chunk of man has all given us all a little head, can’t we return the favor? Yum. He rivals fellow racist Salty Chipman in the sexy department.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: Yes, some of us would be offended, because it’s offensive. Nice try at a lame-ass excuse, ‘tho…

It’s funny how he thought changing the n-word to the 60s era terminology (and therefore obviously not racist) “Negro” for the news cameras would defuse the whole situation.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: My take is it’s offensive to Negroes because of the unflattering caricature of their facial features. How would you make an offensive white trash cookie face–what would you do to their eyes, nose & lips to make them really offensive??

The only funnier than racism is white people getting offended by racism.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: [re=227041]indigo[/re]: ” I suspect no one would care if he had Drunken White Trash cookies.”

True. I baked a batch for the last community potluck and some White Trash wanted the recipe, except they didn’t have cookie sheets and the oven in their trailer has been broken ever since the concrete blocks holding up the left side tipped over.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: i eat drunken white trash cookies all the fucking time. They’re called Oreos.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: Hmmm . . . why does “negro”=”white trash” in this analogy? Would “uppity” blacks be equivalent to non-trashy white people?

“How can I be racist if my president’s a negroid?”

[re=227075]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I thought of that but teeth can be fixed relatively easily; plus if you keep your mouth shut, no one ever has to see them. Nose, eyes & lips are harder to ‘fix’ or to make more white which is what this dumb ass baker was making fun of.

Why are people impossibly stupid?

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: “Drunken white trash cookies” would just be boring, tbh.

I’m offended that you assume everyone is offended; Here you are perpetuating the negative Wonketteer stereotype that we are all drunken negros — why do you hate AMeriKKKa?

BTW, if you look anything like your avatar I’d totally do you because I’m really into non-submissive Asian chicks.

[re=227041]indigo[/re]:
Because no wants to eat Meth and Cheeze Puff Flavored Cookies.

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[re=227082]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: True. Hugely fat faces might work, either that or really gaunt faces with huge, crazy eyes.

Based on my observation of my local community, that seems to be the two face/body types. You could portray them on a cake more easily, making them really fat and riding a little scooter in front of a sign that says Walmart. Give them a toothless grin, and you’re there.

[re=227140]Min[/re]: “did not happen in the South”

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. You found the silver lining I was looking for. It almost makes up for the fact I delayed my depression-lifting walk in the country (cuz I’ve got the Bell’s Palsy for 6 weeks now and have been googling Dr. Kervorkian) to watch Blago’s press conference, and the lazy bastard didn’t even recite a poem.

[re=227139]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I give up being serious. If you want to make a white trash cookie face, make it look like Bible Spice.

[re=227070]digibal235[/re]: He will make a selling cookie trays to PUMA parties.

Also, he should sell some “Cut Nut” vanilla cookies with white frosting and raspberry jam backward B’s.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/New-York-NY/LAFAYETTE-FRENCH-PASTRY-BAKERS-INC/28482116792?ref=s

[re=227109]WadISay[/re]: Thankfully for those of us without cable, Fox News Channel =/= local fox affiliates. They’re similar in name alone. This is handy for those of us who enjoy getting our daily dose of strange Jesus propaganda from local access televangelists rather than black magic spell newscasters.

[re=227091]Colander[/re]: ” Unless you REALLY hate white trash…”

I’d be embarrassed to admit I hate them, but really–Toothless people riding scooters through the Walmart because they’re too fat to walk, then they line up behind you at the check out and their carts are overflowing with frozen burritos, a pile of generic frozen pizzas on sale for a buck a piece, some Mt. Dew (and a six-pack of diet Dr. Pepper, for irony) and giant sacks of pork rinds and cheetos. She’s got long, greasy hair pulled into a semblance of a pony-tail and is wearing a tank-top or one of those ensembles that are made from the same pattern as hospital scrubs. Her fat boobs hang down to her waist. And she’s sweating.

Then you grab the “Us Weekly” off the stand because Mr and Mrs. Hopey are on the cover and the white trash woman says, “Is one of them movie stars pregnant agin’?”

And you say, “I don’t know. I want to read the article about the Obamas.”

And she says, “I wouldn’t even look at that”–she pauses a moment, perhaps rethinking the use of the N-word in public–that.”

“Why?” you say.

“He’s a A-rab who wants to take my money.”

She has no money. She will never have any money. She will never benefit from health insurance unless the A-rab and his administration get it for her. Otherwise, if she does get sick, she will use Medicaid.

As you load up bags of pet food, the only reason you’re in that vile place, you look back and the woman is sliding her food stamps card in the thingy.

This is a composite, but every bit of it true and every bit repeated all over Oklahoma–the reddest state in the union– all the time.

Hmmm . . . Really hate white trash? Let me think about that for a moment or two while I take a refreshing walk in the country.

[re=227180]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Finally, I broke through your liberal, articulate defense of fairness and logic. At least I can say I did something with my day.

Waited to the whole damn video and no one even took a bite! How’s a person to know whether magic negro cookies pass the taste test?
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/

[re=227041]indigo[/re]: I guess you have some ethnic acquaintance too. Ready to do this ignorant racist and his likely role model, Joe the unlicensed plumber? They are probably the type that won’t offend you. Trash, I mean.

Those aren’t drunken negro cookies, those are Easter Island Cookies. Not racist at all. Move along now…

Fuck this baker bitch! Famous Amos wannabe asshole!

[re=227168]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I iz sorry for yr sad! Still BP = 1/2 botox.

All together now…”Racist baker say ‘Duhhhhh!’”….

[re=227245]DustBowlBlues[/re]: yep, those people are here in Arizona too. perfect description.

The part I liked was when he said “I like everybody as long as they buy my stuff”…….ummm so how many people buy those cookies?

First, I’d like a poll of Baker Bob’s Cuban brother-in-law…he will surely have the goods on whether or not Baker Stu is racist.

And to 2nd Texan Bulldoggette, “negro” has never, in my lifetime, been considered acceptable for polite conversation. Yeah, it’s all been fun with the joshing on the Wonkette where use of the term mocks the small minded people who think that way, but it’s nice to have this reminder from Baker Jimmy Joe of why we stopped using it.

And finally, I agree: Baker Vinny has the right to be an idiotic racist a**hole, and we all have the right to not buy his cookies.

Do they have marshmallow centers?

[re=227484]indigo[/re]:

One might make the argument that the term “white trash” is inherently racist in that it assumes that the word “trash” needs a qualifier to keep it from referring to brown people. One might also be thinking of sex, though, or a martini, or the eighth of primo pussycat hybrid one has waiting in their study at home, and just give this whole “white trash” issue a pass- which is what one probably should have done in the first place.

Also.

OK, who needs a job – this Douchebag [Ted Kefalinos, (212) 242-7580] is hiring!!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/1004733219.html

Here’s your chance to meet a real live Secret Service Agent, when they visit Douchebag Ted for more stories about how Obama is “following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln; he will get his.”

On a completely unrelated note, it would cause me to haz a big sad if his products were to become contaminated with fecal matter, from some new employee who ‘forgot’ to wash his hands….

[re=227740]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: Would that be the 1820′s or the 1920′s?

[re=227840]PhoebeStar[/re]: Excellent. This guy is so racist that he’ll probably never learn, but he’ll at least stop with the cookies when the daily take starts to drop. I’m sure most of us have happily forgotten fifth-rate designer and professional clowndick “Apollo Braun,” but after all of that negative publicity he got from hawking those jackass “Who Killed Obama?” tee-shirts during the primaries, his shop on Orchard Street? Shuttered as of last week.

“isnt that unflattering? ‘drunken negro?’”
“its drunken negro FACE. cookie.”

I want to vent my frustration against blacks by making cookies to piss them off and then when they put me on TV I’ll act all cute, hoping I’ll get free publicity for my bakery, because any publicity is good publicity, right? Then when it backfires and I go out of business I will cry and complain about the damn media ruining my life. Poor me.

watch full fox-interview with drunken negro head cookies creator
http://tubedirects.net/index.php?q=Baker-fox-interview
In my this guy is crazy!

Dear Cookie Monster,

If nothing else, please remember that a lot of people of diverse ethnicity have died to protect your right to create your moronic confections and spew your hate-fueled vitriole. We at DRUNKIN’ DONUTS don’t find this the least bit amusing. Trademark infringement, methinks. See you in court. I’ll be the one sittin’ in the back [just like on the bus], wearin’ the dew rag and feastin’ upon the fried chicken and watermelon.

Hatred masked beneath a guise of humor is still hatred, just more cowardly.