‘SADDLEBACKING’ DEFINED: Impress all your friends at your next mid-sized bougie dinner party with this exciting ten-dollar word, courtesy of known homosexual Dan Savage. [Saddlebacking]
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“Hey, you got your santorum in my saddleback!”
Savage is a Seattle homo and one I’ve read since I was a budding young young buttfucker myself. I was thrilled with this definition when I read it in the local alt-weekly yesterday. He’s actually the editor of this thing (www.thestranger.com)
Warren’s prayer was totally uninspiring and he is worthy of this hilarious definition.
You know what, I’m really beginning to believe in this “awesome” God that Rick Warren and his ilk talk about. Because this is fucking awesome!
So what about gay male Christian teens? They’re still just fucking, right?
BTW, it’s a lot more fun if it involves an actual saddle and a riding crop.
From the Washington Post, January 22:
“Following the midday inaugural festivities, the Right Rev. Rick Warren led the goodly Dr. Josephus Lowery backstage and down some rickety wooden stairs into the bowels of the Capitol. There, in a broom closet lit only by gas lamp, the Rev. Warren lowered his trousers and bent over a smelly bucket in order that Josephus Lowery, esteemed philosopher and statesman, could render Warren saddlebacked all through the afternoon as fireworks and Marine Corps helicopters burst in the air overhead.”
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Fucking Fundies! And Lindsey Graham also..
I can haz Blago liveblog?
Colbert and Savage discuss the issue.http://vodpod.com/watch/1163027-dan-savage-talks-to-stephen-colbert-about-prop-8
And if they slip, it’ll be Brokeback Mountin’
FIRST WONKETTE ANAL SEX POST IN HOW LONG???? WHAT IS THE COUNT??? ASSFUCKING!!! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY??
Ha! – Santorumed!
Who knew that this was the “Purpose” in Warren’s “Purpose Driven” twaddle?
[re=231643]Serolf Divad[/re]: And a double layer neoprene wetsuit. Also.
rick warren’s prison pussy has never looked more appealing
This is how Mary got pregnant.
the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
Virginities? Christian kids get to be virgins more than once?
It would be a better world if Sarah P., Bristol P. and Michelle Duggar did more saddlebacking.
There was a belated suggestion that didn’t make it to the finals, but I think it’s a much better definition considering Warren: saddlebacking would be straddling your fat mate and then humping his belly until you come all over his face and chest.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/savage-love-january-21-2009,22882/
Just like my word of the day calendar, I shall attempt to use this new word in my vocabulary at least 3 times today
…at which point I saddlebagged her until she was swaybacked. Then we sidesaddled until dawn. Now I’m seeking saddlesore ointment.
[re=231649]shanemacgowan[/re]: If that’s the video I think it is, that is the only time that I know of that Colbert broke character on his show and laughed at something Savage said.
I have to believe Warren is the originator of this “Saddlebacking” term. He and Ted Haggard invented it in the Motel 6 in Reno 12 years ago.
[re=231651]JeffGoldblum[/re]: ASSFUCKING HAS RETURNED! WE ARE SAVED.
Correction: Savage is currently a homo, he started off straight. And he wasn’t only editor, he was Drama Editor (as Ed Schneiderman) while he was writing and directing drag retellings of old stories (a la Charles Busch) as Keenan Houlihan, surname courtesy of his grandmother.
Now I can’t stop visualizing Putin and Dell assfucking.
[re=231660]BillyClubb[/re]: Actually, they claim they can. Google “born again virgin”
Gawd, Rick Warren is such a fucking slob.
Really? All night? She must have the Anus of Steel.
[re=231671]qaf[/re]: So heterosexuality can be cured!
[re=231638]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: Couldn’t agree more about Warren’s lame-ass oration at Hopey’s inaugural. Had to keep shouting, “STFU, you prison-pussy-wearing homophobe!”
Yay! I voted for this one!
I also voted for the now-famous “Santorum” definition. Apparently I am a bellwether.
[re=231671]qaf[/re]: Dan Savage has been buttfukking guys since at least college, dude. At least, also.
It must be all that Rap music the kids are listening to nowadays-
Like this song “Saddleback” by the Terror Squad:
“Said my Christians don’t dance,
they just pull up their pants and,
Do the Roc-away.
Now Saddleback, Saddleback, Saddleback, Saddleback”
Dan Savage, I love you. Keep coining words about assfucking. Bush is probably a bit too obvious, but how about Cheney?
In Warren’s case, it would be saddlebacking with some serious saddlebags. Also.
That is so gross to think of some budding young republidick talking some dumb teenage republidrip Christian girl into saving her precious virginity by “saddlebacking”. I want to throw up but I just sit on the floor by the toilet in throw up purgeatory. What would Jesus do? Why he would saddleback, of course.
Now all we need is a good working definition of “Purpose Driven”
This was the best part of Warren’s inaugural invocation of Vince Clortho Keymaster Of Gozer or something…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii5pKCZWlnQ
I think it is nice that you can assfuck for Jesus. This just means that those Christian anything but girls and those try’n to go hetro boys can discuss their hormonal riding skills with their youth pastors outside of the hotel room.
[re=231661]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Whaddya mean? It would be a better world withourt Trig and Trap and Brick and Block? Why do you hate real Americans?
[re=231659]magic titty[/re]:
This is how Mary got pregnant.
[ Slow Clapping ]
If Rick Santorum’s career is any indication of the effects of the “Savage Love” treatment, then Rick Warren will be sliding into irrelevancy in 3…2…1…
Rick has been unable to reply to this dastardly heresy because he’s been way too busy working out in the gym and training for the LA Marathon.
So, these are the ones that do anal on the first date? Who would have thought?
Well, things certainly have changed. I remember when girls would only do the oral thing to preserve their virginity. Ah, to be young and in love again.
Is there a different word if you do it with a mormon?
[re=231813]facehead[/re]: That’s called “boring”.
[re=231812]masterdebater[/re]: Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
[re=231812]masterdebater[/re]: You should have meet the super Catholic girls at my high school, oh, say six years ago.
I believe this was formerly known as “Italian birth control.”
I really wish I was 15 again…and attending an evangelical Christian high school.
[re=231654]Mr Blifil[/re]: That’s a crotchless double-layer neoprene wetsuit. Just saying.
Please email this to Rick Warren STAT. kthnxbai
[re=231823]Sandy[/re]: I thought the joke was about Greeks?
A woman marries this Greek man, see, and her mother tells her “Do everything you can to help your husband, but for God’s sake, when he says “roll over”, don’t!”
So on their wedding night, the husband says the magic words.
The new bride says, “My mother told me I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to.”
“What? You don’t want to get pregnant????”
I DARE you to tell me that these two creatures are not tickling each others no-no holes!
http://danpage.us/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Me_&_Rick_Warren.134145038_std.jpg
Also, why was this site not nominated for a 2009 Bloggie!?! (Make sure to scroll all the way down and visit the HOME page. Amazing.)
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.satansrapture.com/rick.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.satansrapture.com/pastor666.htm&usg=__dYLIXznkqWyAALHK7xOp9_yn9hg=&h=315&w=299&sz=17&hl=en&start=11&sig2=7HcAebpV8EEzXyHCg-fH-A&um=1&tbnid=RHHGr3kiy40xcM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=111&ei=RxWCSe7INIbSkAWmzcSrAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRick%2BWarren%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7ADBS%26sa%3DN
[re=231813]facehead[/re]: You can’t get drunk enough in Utah for that too happen.
Sen. Hatch has been quiet lately, what the saddleback is up with that?
Oh this is a too perfect epilogue to the Bush Years:
John Ashcroft’s goddaughter was known to saddleback during high school. LET THE EEEAAGLE SOOAAR!
You, motherfuckers, are funny!
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