• February 13, 2012

Huh?OR NOT: “Sen. Charles Schumer, a New York Democrat, said on Thursday that some experts think creating a ‘bad bank’ to buy toxic assets could require as much as $4 trillion.” These experts include Charles Schumer’s major donors on Wall Street, as well as Charles Schumer’s major donors on Wall Street. It’s kind of hilarious that this guy is more or less the most corrupt politician in America, at least according to the notational value of deals in imaginary money he brokers, but, well, he’s a character! [Reuters]

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TJBeck January 30, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Chuck Shumer for RNC Chairman!

Deepthroat January 30, 2009 at 3:01 pm

HAHA cause he’s into imaginary stuff!

Deepthroat January 30, 2009 at 3:04 pm

(i am actually just trying to deal with my fear of horrible humanoid monster rabbits a la Donnie Darko, Sexy Beast, Harvey… i’m ok with clowns, oddly enough)

The Cold Sea January 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm

The puppy clones are more interesting.

Bad bank, good bank, sexy spank, whatever. Nationalize these gawd-damned Capitalist tools and make these assholes work for salary not bonus.

Bronkers January 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm

… awww, Harvey and Elwood P. Dowd …

actor212 January 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Actually, Schumer was the guy who pushed hard for banks to put the Schumer box on credit card statements, which states in plain English the terms of the card, so we ought to cut him some slack.

That said, if SCHUMER thinks its a bad idea, then maybe it’s just plain too damned liberal.

shanemacgowan January 30, 2009 at 3:14 pm

I want a debit card from the Bad Bank. Then the casheer at Walgreens will think I’m cool.

chascates January 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm

So. We create a ‘bad’ bank to buy up all of the bad mortgages and other debts. And then it can simply declare bankruptcy and the problem is solved, right?
Right?

Naked Bunny with a Whip January 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm

i am actually just trying to deal with my fear of horrible humanoid monster rabbits

Boo!

freakishlystrong January 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm

[re=232979]Deepthroat[/re]: (i’m ok with clowns, oddly enough)
Get thee to the RNC STAT!

Giant Robot January 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I refuse to think about this bailout crap anymore… Can somebody just come get me when it’s time to start burning and looting shit?

pondscum January 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=232979]Deepthroat[/re]: Freak. Clowns are creepy. Grown men dressed in funny outfits to attract small children. Just like priests… and republicans.

Fear of a Black Reagan January 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Shouldn’t we just stop listening to the clowns who created this crisis, like Schumer and Summers and Geithner? (i.e. Jews).

S.Luggo January 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Schumer and Wall Street are like Jonathan and David, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Deepthroat January 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm

nakedbunny: i love you!

everyone else: Yes, clowns are creepy in nature, but don’t bother me to look at. have you seen some of these rabbits?!

http://peet.wordpress.com/2006/10/12/so-whats-with-all-the-evil-bunny-suits/

Fear of a Black Reagan January 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Schumer and Wall Street are like Jonathan and David, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Circumcised?

swizzard January 30, 2009 at 3:50 pm

They’re gonna get the witch from Power Rangers to zap TDbank.

Naked Bunny with a Whip January 30, 2009 at 3:58 pm

nakedbunny: i love you!

Curse my unbounded adorableness!

Iggy Plop January 30, 2009 at 4:08 pm

The one, and I believe it is the only thing, I share with the unwashed wingnut masses is a deep contempt for Charles Schumer vis a vis the Waco hearings. Actually they feel an inarticulate homicidal rage, and I merely think the guy is a blindered arrogant (and corrupt) asswhipe, so maybe we’re not all the same.

plowman January 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm

[re=233109]Iggy Plop[/re]: Fugedaboudit, we’re all the same on this one, Schumer IS an arrogant asswipe inspiring rage in most of the higher lifeforms…

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