- LIVEBLOG IMMINENT: Barry will be talking about some old thing today, what is it, “eliminating waste from government procurement and spending,” a very sexy topic indeed! So (provided a cable news network actually carries this boringness) we will liveblog it, because your editor has some very strong opinions on the government procurement process. This one is sure to be a thriller! Buy your guns and liquor in the next 10 minutes!
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Eliminating waste is something we can all get behind. Or rather get out of our behinds. As soon as this coffee takes hold I will eliminate some waste in solidarity with Preznit Obama’s new crusade.
Why even listen to this dude. He’s not even an Amerikkkan.
Well, the only upside is that if the gubbernment stops buying military hardware and guns, the prices should go down for the rest of us. rEVOLution!!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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