Boy you can say anything on the teevee these days, thanks to the Fairness Doctrine.
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I’d twat that.
We’re gonna need a bigger douche.
I just QWERTY’d meself.
The next evolutionary level is “right twatting.”
Doesn’t that..uh, have more oomph than tweeting? Man, NSFW in this place…
Isn’t “twat” already the past-tense form?
Boy, you can see him employing every bit of his Second City training not to crack up. And it paid off- Meredith admitted she has ‘twatted’, too!
Sheesh, I commented before I watched. That is so damn good; wow, did Viera take a beat before the penny dropped. Colbert, you saucy devil you.
I twat I taw a puddy cat!
Don’t brag Mr Colbert. I’ve twatted, too, but I don’t need a computer to do that.
Twat did he say?? I cunt hear a thing over here.
He should have said, “Twat’s that you say? I cun’t hear you.”
I’d twat the hell out of Meredith. Her reaction is fantastic–the only other reaction Colbert would’ve accepted is complete obliviousness.
[re=269113]WadISay[/re]: Hey quit copying my work.
I cunt believe he said that.
If he works in a ping pong reference to Michelle Malkin on his show, I will make him the undisputed #1 on my list instead of just tied with Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddown, and Norm Coleman’s wife.
…nothing like a good twatting in the morning!
[re=269113]WadISay[/re]: I’ve got an infucktion in my ear. But don’t worry, I’ll finger it out.
[re=269111]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s actually sort of a hindrance.
I believe he said, “I have twutted,” not “I have twatted”. Tsk, tsk, tsk!
[re=269119]Custerwolf[/re]: I was put up for adoption*, but I always knew you were out there.
* by my wife
Meredith is a definite cougar; I’d twat that.
“So have I”?
HAWTT
Anyone know if there’s a video of Meredith twatting?
Just asking.
“I have twatted” is the only acceptable answer the question do you Twitter. Colbert has set the bar.
The Bushies thought Colbert was a twatter also, that’s why they invited him to that White House Correspondents Dinner dinner back then…..
I wonder if John McCain does any of his twatting with Vicky Eisman.
WTF was that noise at the end? I nearly twatted in my pants. No startling allowed, please.
[re=269251]WadISay[/re]: Just so he doesn’t twat Meghan.
Love Colbert, but John Cleese said it first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMesDukeYK4
[re=269259]hobospacejungle[/re]: That was the estimable grape lady:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk
[re=269287]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]: Thank you. Holy Christ, though, she sounds like she broke both legs and all her ribs or something. What a crybaby.
[re=269296]hobospacejungle[/re]: if you watch it carefully, you’ll notice that the reason she fell was because she tried to cheat at the very end (by squashing a few more grapes). now that’s classy.
still, nothing compares to the anchors’ reactions at the end. “oh … ooh, i think she’s hurt.” “oh … yeah.”
Does “having twatted” still count, if you did not inhale?
This is the first time I have viewed Twitter as not totally useless since it lets you say ‘twat’ with impunity on the teevee…and props to Meredith Vieira for playing along (word is she’s cool as fuck as TV personas go, btw, if you couldn’t tell).
[re=269287]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]: I just watched that clip and I can’t tell whether I’m crying so hard I’m laughing or laughing so hard I’m crying. My boyfriend (who watched it with me) now thinks I’m a HUGE twat.
Thank you Meredith, you sexy twatter… and here’s your local weather.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5cK2Bh8&feature=related
I had an image of Meredith up to her jowls in foaming vaginal secretion. I don’t think I’m the only one.
All I can say is if the size of Stephen’s feet have any relation to the size of his pecker, his wife is one satisfied twatter.
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