Just last month, the governor of Louisiana went on television and was all, “Now this $140 million ‘volcano monitoring’ deal is such a dumb liberal plot by ACORN, amiright?” And now Alaska’s Mount Redoubt has erupted, out of spite. Why does God/Vulcan/Sarah Palin want Bobby Jindal to look like such an asshole? [BBC News]
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I so called this one!
Eat it Jindal!
love the alt text.
I hope Jindal enjoys his big steaming cup of something called STFU.
Hurricane season’s just around the corner, Bobby better get right with the lord.
Has Jeebus’s lava finally covered the sins of Wasilla?
Palin and her witch doctor will be retaliating with a hurricane shortly
this means war!!
Jindal was still right about the train from Disneyland to the whorehouse.
It only erupted because of all the Muslin Sacrifices of aborted babies Obama made to it
OH NOEZ TEH MUSLIN GOD IS ANGRY WITH US
Now that the volcano has erupted, we can stop monitoring it, right? Jindal is right; he was just a bit premature.
Drill, Bobby, drill!
This could be made into a updated version of the Joe Vs The Volcano called Jindal Vs The Volcano. However, unlike the original this one’s actually funny.
[re=270899]WadISay[/re]: Well, yes, except that it’s a train from LA to Vegas, i.e., from the second-largest city in the nation to the fastest-growing city in the nation, using maglev technology that China has had in place for years. But screw China – as long as the US and A keeps producing porn and fast food, we will still be the bestest economy in the world. America, fuck yeah!
Don’t we know by now that mother nature hates Republicans?
[re=270895]Vanity Smurf[/re]: Hurricanes: Nature’s Poor Cleanser.
Why should they spend all that money looking for hurricanes when all they have to do is wait and one will show up all on its own (or with buddies)? Same with volcano-watching: it’s gonna blow at some point, or else Adam would have called it a mountain when he was naming stuff. Geez, read a Bible, morans.
The graphic made me lava myself.
I’d also like to say that this volcano is clearly a racist.
Uncle Ted would have earmarked a virgin to sacrifice to the volcano god.
You’d think Jindal could use his powers of exorcism to release the thetans locked in the volcano, thereby saving the planet and pleasing Xenu at the same time. Win-Win!!
It’s not an eruption, it’s just the earth’s crust having a starburst over Governor Palin.
…of course Bobby had to mock “Volcano Monitoring”! Its based upon ridiculous mumbo-jumbo like “facts” and “science”?! And everyone knows that if it isn’t in the Bible(or somehow made to seem like it is) then you will burn in a lake of fire for just thinking about it!
It’s like the Republican Party is the Special Olympics, or something.
“Today, An Alaskan Volcano erupted. A month ago, I nationally mocked Obama’s Volcano Monitoring Program. FML”
#547485 (20) – 03/23/2009 at 9:42am by BJisCool – work – I agree, your life is f***ed (4244*) – you deserved that one (7032)
*Population of Utah that stumbled on the site accidentally after searching for “gay”, “f—”, and “suck” on google.
“Why does God/Vulcan/Sarah Palin want Bobby Jindal to look like such an asshole?” Ummm…because he is one???
Maybe Piyush secretly performed a volcano dance or used his Indian voodoo magic to conjure this eruption in hopes that his 2012 competition would become Pompeii-ed.
Hey, she *said* she was a virgin!
It’s not wise to mock the gods, or science.
[re=270923]TimesUp[/re]: Science mocks God. This is one reason why science is good.
4 eruptions in one night? Viva Viagra!
[re=270889]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: If I’m interpreting the pic correctly, the crouching Indian is the virgin, mano a mano with his leading GOP white male challenger, right? And the semi-recumbent tart looming over them is biding her time till 2012 by causing volcanos to erupt and watching Fox News for any Obama gaffes she can capitalize on.
[re=270925]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: I dunno, by that same logic, giant Ronald McDonald is good too.
[re=270925]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Another reason science is good is intarwebs porn on your desktop. I don’t think Guvnuh Bobby likes that either, if in fact they have the Internet outside of New Orleans.
[re=270912]shanemacgowan[/re]: Can you really call them virgins after Uncle Ted has earmarked them?
[re=270925]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: But God mocks Bobby Jindal, so that’s a point for Him.
[re=270932]Gallowglass[/re]: One thing’s for sure. Their ears sure ain’t virgins no more.
this is great!
http://www.republican-elephant.com/bobby-jindal-supervolcano.jpg
Magma has a known liberal bias.
It isn’t God, it’s Satan, gaining revenge against Bobby for all those exorcisms.
Repent, Bobby! He knows about the Baconator you had on Friday.
Bobby, a volcano is no different than a young woman possessed with a demon (that is, a woman with some psychological issues). EXORCISE THE VOLCANO!!
[re=270951]Servo[/re]: A Baconater? Looks like we need to prepare for another eruption. Hey-oo!
[re=270940]Czn939[/re]: oh, that is brilliant!
(generic phrase related to volcano eruption)…”in my pants!”
[re=270929]L Urchin[/re]: Yeah, it’s a Benjaminian allegory on the catastrophe of history, legible in the most ridiculous of commodity forms.
[re=270930]The Helvetica Scenario[/re]: Giant Ronald McDonald isn’t mocking God. He IS God. Urizen from Sun to Sun. &c.
No more comments on Jindal from me, in case I ever visit Louisiana again… I’d rather not have that squealing little altar boy attempt to geld me in the name of public health.
[re=270946]norbizness[/re]: Louisiana is its own place, and can make a hell of heaven, a heav’n of hell.
Johnny “Shoepeg” Milton
[re=270929]L Urchin[/re]: Whew! Thanks for clarifying. Looking at the pic I was sure she wasn’t the virgin and that Alaska was surely screwed. – Hey, wait. Are you sure the Indian is a virgin?
[re=270899]WadISay[/re]:
He’s just sore it was a Nevada whorehouse and not a Louisiana whorehouse.
Piyush is just upset that Alaska was making a serious play to become North America’s capital of public corruption and cronyism, displacing one of Louisiana’s five remaining novelties. (Rest easy, Bobby, the Napoleonic Code isn’t going anywhere–and no other state is stupid enough to make “voodoo” the law of the land.)
Also, the Indian is a half-breed foreign-born Muslin who gets elected Chief. The strumpet is your formerly pure daughter.
“Oh boy. How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.” Okay, so Karl was a nihilist and not a half-breed, but whatever.
Another premature eruption.
Are you sure the Indian is a virgin?
You’ve obviously never seen him, have you?
[re=270929]L Urchin[/re]: Close. It’s Piyush and Mittens fighting for the love of the PUMAs.
Mulciber is not pleased.
[re=270902]Formerly Preferred[/re]:
You call it premature, I just call it ecstasy.
[re=270916]Delicious[/re]: Ha ha ha, now that’s funny.
[re=270945]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Thank you.
I’d love to see Keith or Rachel make fun of Jindal about this on the teevee.
@Formerly Preferred:
“Now that the volcano has erupted, we can stop monitoring it, right? Jindal is right; he was just a bit premature.”
Something tells me Jindal has experience being “a bit premature” if ya know what I mean.
Dur fitte munh, O Ye Doubters of Piyush!
hopefully Mark Stanford can get involved some how
we’ll see who jesus really prefers
Even volcanoes hate the GOP.
It IS a new dawn in America!
Nocturnal eruptions; how does one ever really prepare for them?
All of you repug governors who don’t want any tainted stim money from Prez Hopey. How about a big fucking cup of STFU!
OMG – you guys! Two days ago Bobby Jindal said —
“It is a fact that Louisiana is the only state in the country that added jobs instead of lost jobs in January … We continue to outperform the national economy and Southeast economy.”
BUY STOCK IN LOUISIANA HOBO BEANS NOW! NOW NOW!
Obviously, this is all Bristol’s fault.
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