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An American in Toronto March 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm

If I may quote the late, great Florida Evans: “Damn! Daaamn! Daaaammmmnnn!”

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm

You know, if I worked in Pennsylvania, I would get really bitter and cling to my gun and bible.

FMA March 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm

And that’s why we, here in the great commonwealth of Pennsyltucky, call him Fucking Arlen Specter.
He tries to make everybody happy and winds up alienating everybody. Fortunately for him, the people the right have chosen to run against him have been — how can I put this politely — batshit crazy.

x111e7thst March 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Suckfest. (Not in a good way)

Pizzuti March 24, 2009 at 4:41 pm

OK sure, he’s flip-flopped on a few vital issues, he betrays his Republican base in initially supporting EFCA and then betrays his working-class constituents as the final nail in the coffin that shuts EFCA down and ensures that organized labor will whither away entirely. But the guy has HAD CANCER TWICE, folks! He even wrote a book about it! How can you vote against a guy who has had cancer twice?

V572625694 March 24, 2009 at 4:42 pm

If only it were true that union members were still people who actually make things. One can have sympathy for the sleeping car porters, ironworkers, miners and garment workers who got their heads busted repeatedly in the battle for a safe workplace, a decent wage, etc. It’s a little harder to work up much sympathy for unionized government employees.

WadISay March 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm

If anybody wonders why Coleman v. Franken is taking so long, and is going to take longer, this is why.

Texan Bulldoggette March 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=272218]Pizzuti[/re]: “How can you vote against a guy who has had cancer twice?” Well, if that guilt trip worked, Walnuts would be president now.

Texan Bulldoggette March 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=272216]FMA[/re]: “Fortunately for him, the people the right have chosen to run against him have been — how can I put this politely — batshit crazy.” That didn’t stop the good people in MN (see Michele Bachmann). Or Texas or GA or AK or…you get the picture.

Capitol Hillbilly March 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Aim for politicians fair who’ll treat your vote hope well
The last thing they’ll ever do act in your interest
Look at the world through your polaroid glasses
Things’ll look a whole lot better for the working classes

ThePuckStopsHere March 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Fuck you, Arlen. Go suck a big fat teat. Limbaugh’s preferably. You miserable sack of rich man’s shit.

Capitol Hillbilly March 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=272222]V572625694[/re]: that’s the whole point. most public employees are already in unions. this bill would make it easier to form unions by people who clean hotel rooms and offices, cook food, drive delivery vans, work in grocery stores, construction, etc etc …

Bearbloke March 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm

“Let them eat Scrapple!” – Sen. Arlen Specter (R – Douchebag)

V572625694 March 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm

[re=272234]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: I know, and agree — the office cleaners and hotel housekeepers are an invisible underclass (along w/migrant workers). I was just quibbling with Newell’s description of DMV clerks as “people who make things.”

doloras March 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm

[re=272230]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: The worst thing in 1954 was the bikini!

shortsshortsshorts March 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Hahaha! Fuck you, America! And fuck your working class.
WOO HOO!
(why am I happy?)

Cicada March 24, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=272252]V572625694[/re]: I was a member of a union when I worked as a medical assistant and as a supermarket checker. A lot of unions will represent both government employees AND private industry workers. In fact, the local that I belonged to represented both medical assistants from Planned Prenthood (non-government) and social workers (government).

Cicada March 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Oh yeah – and FUCK YOU VERY MUCH Arlen Specter.

Capitol Hillbilly March 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm

[re=272257]doloras[/re]: that’s what they thought back then. turns out they were wrong.

Canuckledragger March 24, 2009 at 6:15 pm

You know, a single ‘magic’ bullet would sort this matter out quite nicely. It could take out both Specter AND whoever runs against him. [T'would be poetic, too.]

Not that I’m ADVOCATING this, per se.

Just stating the obvious, is as my wont. And my only forte.

Will work for shoes March 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=272322]Canuckledragger[/re]: I’ll swear I had sex with Specter and Toomey (his apparent primary challenger). Think that would work? As pissed as I am right now, I’m sure I could sound passionate about the guy.

Canuckledragger March 24, 2009 at 6:40 pm

[re=272332]Will work for shoes[/re]: If you’re a chickie, it might not suffice.

But if you’re a RuPaul kinda guy, it could do the trick. Or turn the trick. Whatever. Gopherit.

sarcasticusername March 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm

it’s good to see that screwing your constituents never goes out of style.

Tra March 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm

Vote Specter: Entirely Useless, But Consistently So!

Brendan M. March 24, 2009 at 7:09 pm

[re=272258]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Are you punch-drunk, shorts?

OReillysVibrator March 24, 2009 at 7:20 pm

how hard is it to throw something in the bill some republican will want? it should be what’s the least they have to give to get ONE convert, is it really that hard for politicians to play politics and get one to sell out?

NickelMD March 24, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Much as I hate Arlen Specter (ok, not quite enough to run with ‘I am the gay boy with whom Arlen generates Santorum‘), he’s not the one who will destroy unions. Arlen will just be an accessory to the crimes committed by power hungry guys like Andy Stern. When Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky tell you that you’re heading in a dangerous anti-democratic direction, maybe that’s the time to step back and re-evaluate your motives. We don’t stand a chance of fighting those who want to keep unions powerless and undemocratic when we can’t even have democratic unions and empower our own members.

ella March 24, 2009 at 7:36 pm

May all of Arlen Specter’s children and grandchildren, and their children and grandchildren, wind up working at Walmart.

Jukesgrrl March 24, 2009 at 7:38 pm

Wonkette, please don’t use the words “Arlen Specter” and “stance” in the same sentence. It’s very disturbing.

[re=272218]Pizzuti[/re]: We’re not impressed; everyone in Pennsylvania has cancer. If we weren’t born next door to a steel mill or a coal mine we were raised downwind from a slag heap, a nuclear power plant, or New Jersey.

hobospacejungle March 25, 2009 at 5:03 am

[re=272222]V572625694[/re]: Unionized workers don’t have to make things to be entitled to have rights (I don’t really believe you were saying otherwise.) Not all unions work in the best interests of their members, but it’s up to the members to make their reps work for them, just as its our responsibility to fire fuckheads like Arlen Specter. Goddamn can we PLEASE get Al Franken in there already. Or how about let’s get to the elections in 2010 and have 60 or more Dems in the Senate. This idea of one or two crazy fuckfaces having the power to derail Obama’s agenda is fucking perverse.

But yes, the sooner US America actually makes shit the rest of the world wants to buy, the better off we’ll all be. Like solar power stuff, and uh, other stuff as well. When the only real growth in your country has been in the financial/gambling industry, your country is fucked, because it ain’t making shit anymore, just playing shell games & fighting over pieces of an ever-shrinking pie. We gotta build more pies!!

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