JOHN McCAIN’S TERRIFYING REALIZATION: “Over 50 million people voted for me and Sarah Palin — mostly for Sarah Palin.” [Washington Independent]
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“The question was about what his supporters could do to get answers on where stimulus cash is going.”
What the hell kind of answer is “Over 50 million . . . “?
wow that’s actually really kind of sad. so sad, that i can’t stop laughing. being walnuts, must suck almost as badly as being ed henry.
That’s more than terrifying, that’s a lie, as usual.
To be fair to McCain, about 20 million of those votes were actually ballot-booth accidents caused by recently mopped floors.
I believe some of those 50 million voted for Trig.
… he said from his new home in the south of France.
Tonight, with scoth in hand, Walnuts will Tweet his frustrated realization to the world. Depression, 140 characters at a time.
I voted for the Muslin. But, if I hadn’t been thinking about the fate of the known universe, I would most definitely been pulling the Sarah lever and not the Johnny Mac lever. Also. Because she’s a boatload more entertaining scary than he is. He’s just erratic which makes him scary, scary.
Actually McCain, it’s MORE THAN, not OVER. Get with the grammatical program.
Also.
[re=274272]51dimes[/re]: yeah, his drunken tweets tonight will read “Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.Also.”
Many of the votes came from confused butterfly-ballot users who were attempting to vote for Pat Buchanan.
coincidently, 50 million people can’t find Spain on a map and 50 million pairs of truknutz were sold last year
Isn’t it cute though? He still thinks he’s got a shot with her. Gramps, you shoulda made her pay out in sweet sweetness while there was still a glimmer of a chance you’d win.
Here was your chance to use the dreaded Self-Licking gif as McCain licks his ego wounds. Thanks for your restraint.
[re=274284]Come here a minute[/re]: And I think he siphoned a lot of votes of the Lizard People.
Oh Grampy, how I do pity you. You let the Repoops beat you up in 2000 and then the Repoops threw you into the ring to get beaten up by The Democrat Party in 2008, all the while you were clinging to the thought that “they’re really not that bad”, just like an abused housewife standing by her man when she should have kicked him in the balls.
So, John McCain, I suggest you go find all of the RNC leadership from the last eight years and kick them all in the balls.
So McCain came in third in a two-candidate race? Maybe when he suspended his campaign to fix the economy he should’ve just stopped then. Except that would’ve left him more time to try to do whatever he was going to do to fix the economy, so nevermind.
That’s one of these funny-because-it’s-true things, isn’t it? HENGH?
[re=274286]HoboNutz[/re]: Also, 50+ million people believe Jesus rode dinosaurs, also.
It’s hardly news that there are 50+ million ass-hats in the USA
PLEASE stop using that shot of Walnuts.
That’s my cooter-lapping face and stance.
It embarrasses me to realize that’s what I look like when ready to lunge, but it makes me gag to see him do it. I’m sure Cindy feels the same.
[re=274287]stolichnayaaa[/re]:
Why would he WANT to copulate with mad bitch Palin, whose idea of sport is to hunt from copters and whose entire career in public life consists of pandering to people El Nutso has always made clear he can’t stand, and is, by even his standards, stupid? Plus, there has to be a reason why First Dude spends every minute he can up on the North Slope. Theory: McCain is a devious bastard and Sarah Palin is his revenge on the GOP. Your 2012 ticket: Sarah Palin and Eric Cantor. Dumb On Arrival. And just in time for the Farrelly Brothers’ new Three Stooges movie.
[re=274278]hockeymom[/re]: Thank Jeebus someone else cares about the difference between “more” (greater than) and “over” (physically above). Grammar nerds rule!
WALNUTS! is broken man, broken by his own inability to be anything other than a greedy, power-mad wingtard. He gained a modicum of respect with some of the things he said & did in 2000, then proceeded to throw all that away & more in 2008 by shacking up with the very same people who took turns sticking knives in his back 8 years earlier.
As we point & laugh at the many copies currently embarrassing themselves across the country (Bachmann, Vitter, et. al.,) WALNUTS! remains the perfect archetype of the American politician. His absurd sense of entitlement, complete lack of loyalty or fidelity and his ability to believe in absolutely nothing or anything so long as it gets him what he wants makes him the textbook Republican for the 2000s and the reason they are swimming valiantly toward the waterfall of fail. Long may you run, you crazy fuckwit. May there be many, many more just like you in the years to come.
McNutz is selling himself short. He’s just as white as Sarah Palin. Whiter, in fact …
So many moose hunters not enough helicopters
Hey, John, that’s because Sarah had more executive experience than you, Obama, and Biden COMBINED.
50 million crackz in the glass!!!1!
As my severely Republican former boss just said the other day, most everyone was voting for Not Obama. So McCain should feel even LESS special.
[re=274347]artbot2000[/re]:
And what does he have to look forward to?
A few more years in the senate, bitter glares from his wife, a nursing home, incontinence, and the cold, cold ground.
Henggghh indeed.
[re=274278]hockeymom[/re]: no – for McWalnuts, it’s over… wayyyyy OVER…
A vote for Palin is a shibboleth for who should be marginalized in our society.
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