Reporter Lady In Kerfuffle With Blagojevich, At Disneyworld

Time for the “he’s fucking Goofy” double-entendre.

Someone needs to slip him a Mickey.

That, my friends, does NOT look like the Happiest Place on Earth.

Now that we’ve got that cleared up: how about that bodyguard? Could he be anymore stereotypically Chicaogoan? I was waiting for him to cough up a bratwurst and yell “DIT-ka!”

[re=280494]Come here a minute[/re]: Well, to be fair the one tubby boob didn’t actually know the couple, he was just a local dicksucker fullfilling his bouncer fantasies.

Mama Grizzly defending her cubs, part 2.

I love the ambushing reporter getting uppity over the “bodyguard” getting in her face. Everyone can play that game you fascist media pig.

[re=280504]teebob2000[/re]: Which is why I’m working on the prototype for a camera-taser ensemble. Just TRY grabbing the fucking lens ya mook.

We need to start hiring 300lb reporters with scary fucking scars to do interviews like this.

“Could you leave please?”

“Touch my camera again and I’m giving you a free colonoscopy. Move your fat ass, motherfucker.”

Suddenly I’m hungry for milk. Not sure why.

[re=280498]groove[/re]: I caught that as well. Hilarious.

Blago was ready to do the interview — you could see his face light up — until Mr Touchy Who Knows intervened. Don’t send Blago to prison…we need him for the entertainment value.

On another matter, what’s the dang deal with Wonkabout posting? It won’t let me do it; keeps telling me to log in and then telling me I’m logged in, but no posting window on those.

To help out with the last pitiful one: Bradford pear, weeping crabapple, weeping crabapple, Japanese magnolia, Yoshino (flowering) cherry.

More fodder for the “I’ve-been-wronged” defense.

“Hi I’m a reporter just trying to help my career. You know, like how Glenn Beck is jump-starting his. And I’m friends with Ed Henry too!”

This would be soooo much better if all involved were wearing “Mouseka-ears”. Blingee anyone?

Always funny when reporters get all butthurt when the subject they’re harrassing gets in their face. It’s kind of like the mud farmers in Monty Python and the Holy Grail – “Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”

[re=280507]Gallowglass[/re]: Mobster-guarding-the-Don fantasy if you ask me.

..or he’s making future employment plans. He figures the feds will fuck up the prosecution a la Ted Stevens and he’ll be first in line for a job when Blag the Impaler hit’s the political streets again.

Wow – normally I’d defend somebody who’s confronted by a gotcha journalist in Disney World – but Blago really brought this on by making a public fool of himself. Do you think there’s any regret in doing all those TV shows now?

Bravo for the intervention of Superfan Swerski there at the end. He was probably in Florida recovering from his eighth heart attack.

Blago quickly turned his frown upside down. So long as he keeps his winning smile, I don’t care he injects salmonella into Gerber’s baby food. You go, bud!

Wait, people still vacation in Florida?

[re=280605]Todomy[/re]: What is this thing called vacation?

What is this thing called Florida?

Nice to know that Blago’s inner circle jerks think he’s going to be convicted, oops, but that NBC reporter didn’t know what she was doing when she thought that Dick Mell’s daughter would back down. They’ll probably find parts of the entire crew, minus heads and hands, in 55 gallon drums in Tampa Bay. Is the sight of Blago poolside at Disney World, when the Real World has 12 percent unemployed and families in the street, the greatest irritant since Mace or what? And some things never change; Blago still LOVES the attention. Yuck.

An “E” ticket at Disney World used to be a fucking valuable thing.

[re=280630]Gallowglass[/re]: I’m a fan of melee, but there’s so few opportunities to use that one.

I think that bodyguard was one of the Superfans!

Dude, lame. hearst-argyle television/WESH 2 can bite me.