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Jock itch. Also.
the Crystal Pepsi
I blame him for size queens.
I blame him for Reagan.
[re=285645]Deepthroat[/re]: I agree.
[re=285646]magic titty[/re]: welfare queens, drag queens, Queen cover bands…
He wastes chocolate milk.
[re=285647]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I WENT TO THE REAGAN LIBRARY YESTERDAY IN SIMI VALLEY IT IS REALLY COOL ZOMG I WANT TO HUNT COMMIES.
The birthers
New Coke.
He’s obviously to blame for this epidemic of queen-hugging.
Taking away our guns and the recent rash of mass-murder-suicide sprees.
The inability to embed pics on Wonkette
That damn omnipresent Carrot Top pic.
Phil Specter & Don King’s hair.
evolution.
Larry Summers’ pendulous man boobs.
“No worries”
“Bra” when uttered by non-rastafarians not talking about brassieres.
“At the end of the day”
teabagging.
The loss of commenter stars.
The partridge. And the pear tree.
All o’dem pirates. And childhood obesity, and Joe Scarborough. Also.
They were going to blame Britney Spears resurgence on him, but then they realized it was really Eric Cantor’s fault.
Glitter.
Glitter the movie.
And since we’re on that subject, Mariah Carey’s career.
[re=285682]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Also “going forward”.
The demise HFS. 94.7 switching formats
[re=285682]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Hey, bra, I gotta cooler fulla natty ice in the truck, wanna go to the pier with some girls and listen to journey, bra?”
The bubonic plague.
Madonna’s British accent.
Trigg and/or Tripp Palin, you know, the black one(s).
The destruction of Lemuria and Atlantis.
Trucknutz. Also.
Emo and anal poisoning.
Snark.
Fictitious sets of asses braying over the party line: “Dong-KEE! Dong-KEE! Dong-KEE!” all at the same time, which is what makes it so hard to hear the Republican message being suppressed by the Librul MSM…heh
TELEPROMPTERS!
Silvio Berlusconni’s recent conversion to negrohood:
http://wonkette.com/407466/g20-bros-psyched-for-frat-semi-formal
Suppression of Chias’ rights.
He’s definitely to blame for Bush tongue kissing the Saudi royals.
Bigelow Vanilla Chai
Nate Silver being gay. G*ddamit.
[re=285910]MrsNateSilver[/re]: What?! There’s hope??
ACORNS!!!! and the mighty oaks that spring from their loins
Maddow had Ana Marie Cox on tonight to talk about the teabaggers for like ten minutes straight. It’s clearly Obama’s fault that such glory ever had to stop.
Smurfs
[re=285658]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Hey, I like(d) New Coke!
Know where I can get any?
He greenlighted Blues Brothers 2000.
[re=285714]smashtheduck[/re]: I still cry missing 99.1
Republicans.
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