ALASKA LEGISLATURE REJECTS FAG-HATING KKK ‘LIMA BEAN’ RAPE JOKE MONSTER: We’ve lost Wayne Anthony Ross! Sarah Palin’s wingnut-to-end-all-wingnuts nominee for state Attorney General has been rejected by both houses of the Alaska legislature. Palin’s office released a snippy statement saying, “I’m surprised that legislators in this case really did not seem to represent their constituents and allowed themselves to be swayed by side issues.” Yes, side issues, like how HE LOVES RAPE. [ADN]
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WAR, what is he good for? Absolutely nothing…
Well I’ll be dammed, I take back every nasty thing I’ve said about the citizens of Alaska, almost…
Too bad. He has the most moderate political views in all of Alaska.
[re=292450]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Beat me to it. Well done sir.
Back to giving mustache rides at the Iditarod for you, WAR!
If Gov. Palin is so intent on giving this guy a job, she should hire him in a “Mr. Belvedere” capacity — he’s kinda got the look going on anyway. He could even move into her place –– I here there’s some newly opened space in Bristol’s room.
This week he ran into trouble with some lawmakers when he waded into the fray between Palin and Senate Democrats over filling Juneau’s vacant state Senate seat. He said Democrats should fill the seat without arguing about whether the process was legal or illegal.
Well if there’s one thing I look for in an attorney general, it’s a brazen contempt for the law.
It’s hard to imagine, even for Palin, that anybody could stand by WAR after the shit hit the fan for him, but NEVER underestimate stupid.
This is a refreshing development in a state that has a short but colorful history of wingnuttery (see also Wally Hickel’s 1978 election bid). And it also shows that Snowbilly Sarah has no friends left in the Alaska legislature. But I hear that Arctic Cat is looking for calendar girls.
[re=292461]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: there is no family in more need of a Mr. Belvedere than the Palins.
“He said Democrats should fill the seat without arguing about whether the process was legal or illegal.”
If Moosekiller Barbie is looking for an AG who is not interested in that whole legal/ illegal distinction, I hear Gonzo is still looking for a job.
He looks like someone who could one day say, from withing a black iron-lung suit, “Trig, I am your father.”
[re=292466]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Pussy.
[re=292471]DangerousLiberal[/re]: How about a nice mother-daughter bikini shot?
Ike Turner: Wimins be thinkin too much
HA HA HA HA HA YOU FAIL IT.
Oh, by the way, Barry? Some guy named Dmitri called. Said he’s the Preznit of Russia. Said they’d like to have this place he called “Alyeska” back since we don’t need it anymore.
I read the Palin statement as: “I’m surprised that legislators in this case really did not seem to represent their constituents and *allow* themselves to be swayed by side issues.”
I think my favorite moment in the Palin saga this week was the revelation that Diana Palin takes her four year old daughter along on her breaking-and-entering sprees in Wasilla. Talk about family values…
“… legislators in this case …”.
aka “Jerks”.
O yeah, not to worry – there’s another W.A.R. waiting in the wings. And he was buddies with Barry in college, so he must be A-OK!
How about we celebrate with a Rapeman song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r3fnXoPoC4
Good for AK but um…23 legislators voted FOR him. I wonder who Snowbilly will send up next–I’m sure David Duke is available.
Caribou Barbie was really hoping WAR would get the job. Bristol still needs a husband.
[re=292486]Scandalabra[/re]: Well, if Diana was stealing money to buy meth from Levi’s mom, wouldn’t that make it being a private family matter and being as such, off limits to you people in the liberal media, also?
He has the poise and presence of a used vacuum cleaner salesman…or of a used vacuum cleaner.
What is with the Blagoivich-lite hairstyle. “Methinks the drapes don’t match the curtains, Matey!”
Why the fuck is she advertising her PAC on this site? She is right there to my fucking left! Is this an example of fiscal prudence??!!!
Rapeface. Ur doin it gud.
“…an attorney general who strongly supports the issues important to Alaskans…”
1. drillin’
2. killin’
3. shillin’
Flying the flag upside down, as on this dork’s necktie, shows extreme disrespect to our country. That incredibly obvious toupee shows extreme disrespect to common sense.
[re=292486]Scandalabra[/re]: Are you serious?! That sound you heard was my jaw hitting the floor. This family cannot get any more bizarre, can it?
OH THE HYPOCRISY!
Damn lima bean lobby, keeping down a god-fearing Christian man!
[re=292515]Will work for shoes[/re]: Of course the Palins can get more bizarre. They haven’t even brought out the amazing hermaphrodite baby, Jojo the Dog-faced Boy or Granny Palin, who once had a passionate affair with Calvin Coolidge.
This guys supports rape because that’s the only way he’s getiing any
In Fairbanks, Anchorage and even tiny Juneau-By-The-Sea, stand-up comics are cursing their rotten luck today.
Georgia allows crossover voting in the primaries, and I’m seriously thinking of starting an organization called “Democrats for Governor Mooseclown” to vote for Palin in the Republican primary here. Can you imagine a more wondrous strange bedfellows political alliance? It’s a win win situation. We Democrats potentially get the ideal opponent. The wingnuts also get their ideal candidate.
[re=292505]Scandalabra[/re]: As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway . . .
And he’s got those creepy, blue John Boehner eyes.
[re=292505]Scandalabra[/re]: Support SarahPAC! Put the hole of Alaska through the middle of the Lower 48!
Hey… it’s a Civony ad now.
[re=292560]slappypaddy[/re]: … and now the Snowbilly’s back. These computer things is so magickal.
allowed themselves to be swayed by side issues.”
I know the standard “partisan politics” template language can only be restated so many ways, but “side issues.” Rlly?
C’mon, Sarahgurl, if you don’t know that the euphemism for a women-hating, domestic abuser with rape tendencies and a Jesus-complex is “patriot,” then are you even fit to lead this party?
[re=292526]CaliforniaMike[/re]: D’oh! Haven’t heard much about Willow, yet, either.
[re=292514]ShortShadey[/re]: “Flying the flag upside down, as on this dork’s necktie, shows extreme disrespect to our country.”
Or it means there’s an emergency, and I think it’s wearing the tie.
[re=292470]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Palin/Keyes 2012!
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What kind of animal is sleeping on that guy’s head, anyway?
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This guy just looks like the perfect Republican Lizard Person. Flaccid, old and white. Cold, dead eyes. Bad hair w/shitty dye-job. Tight anus-mouth topped by repellant facial hair. Bad suit and bonus FLAG tie. Sarah Paliin keeps on making terrific choices!
[re=292573]Will work for shoes[/re]: Up in Alaska, Willow’s almost old enough to be sold off to be some oil worker’s woman. They grow up fast north of the Arctic Circle.
If you can’t reject a crazed wingnut, who can you reject?
‘”I think he is too controversial for the state of Alaska. We’ve got in some people’s mind a controversial governor and I think that he just has too many controversies out there,” said House Speaker Mike Chenault, a Nikiski Republican.”
Palin is toast.
Is it just me, or does he look just a tad like Hitler?
Palin fails again. BUT SHE”S A GOD-LOVIN GREAT AMERICAN, OUR NEXT RONALDA REAGANISTA!!
[re=292610]cal[/re]: He’s just mad because Snowbilly wouldn’t show him her tits.
The Democrats voting against W.A.R. “were joined by nine Republicans, including the Senate president and House speaker.”
Call this chapter of the Sarah Saga, “Revenge of the Old Boy Network.”
[re=292479]Gopherit[/re]: Think of the stretch marks.
[re=292483]President Beeblebrox[/re]: And if the Mexicans agree to take Texas back, life will make sense again. I like to think that’s why Barry is down there right now, to negotiate Perry’s terms of surrender.
This guy was so cartoonish, he made Bible Spice seem like a real person
take another look at that photo…he’s one nasty piece of work.
It’s funny…the republican legislatures of both South Carolina and Alaska HATE HATE HATE their governors
[re=292653]engulfedinflames[/re]: WAR is proof that Kodiak bears and Inuit women once mated and bore offspring.
sara who?
[re=292479]Gopherit[/re]: Win!
[re=292610]cal[/re]: I’m not sure she’s toast yet. It’s weird that she’s still not totally hated up here. But she’s got no pull at all with the legislature now, and the implosion does seem fairly dramatic. We’ll see.
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He looks like some evil-universe version of Franklin Cover, the honkey part of the interracial couple on The Jeffersons
Anyone who wears a red, white and blue necktie is almost certainly a right wing loonie.
[re=292670]CaliforniaMike[/re]:why do you hate inuit women?
I don’t know from Alaska politics, but I’m heartened that Sarah can’t get her Republican ducks in a row.
Who are these people, and what have they done with the Alaska legislature?
That hair must be the “Hitler in Paris” model from the Ugly Rugs 2004 catalog.
Good grief, I’m trying to figure out how should could have chosen worse than this. She really is Bush III with this whiny insistence on appointing her pol buddies as payback for their loyalty no matter how utterly unfit they are for public service.
[re=292815]proudcitizen[/re]: um…
https://donate.barackobama.com/page/smartproxy/s3.amazonaws.com/waimages/products/XR520152SX.jpg
well he can always run as the President for life of Texistan!
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