• February 15, 2012

It is the end of the 100 days, at some point soon! We do not know the exact day because January 20 + 100 = January 120?? (SOMEONE ASK NATE SILVER.) So the next week will be a crucial time for the Media to reflect on what has been accomplished in this arbitrary time period, for no reason, except that apparently new presidents are not allowed to do anything important when it ends. Let’s see how the White House Press Corps is reflecting about itself and its rare opportunity to ask the president’s top spokesman direct questions about anything, every day.

In one of a spate of interviews that press secretary Robert Gibbs is granting during this period, he spoke to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, who asked how he would grade the White House press corps. The spokesman doled out a “strong A.”

A Politico reporter asked Gibbs the same question moments later. The press corps “absolutely deserves an A,” he said. “You guys ask good questions every single day.”

Gold star! And Howard Kurtz’ next sentence in this write-up is, “This raises several distinct possibilities…” NO, there are no possibilities being raised about anything! NO ANALYSIS NECESSARY, c’mon.

Gibbs Gives the Press a Report Card [WP]

{ 33 comments }

cal April 24, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Now here’s your cookie.

Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! April 24, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Until Erin Burnett weighs in, it means nothing.

CorkPopper April 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm

And then he gave them all trophies, and sang “I love you, you love me…”

Hooray For Anything April 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm

I think the fact the White House Press Corp is begging for some kind of grade like an overly needy High School Student says all you need to know about the White House Press Corp

chascates April 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Hey, it beats Ari’s “Your question has been noted in the building” or “Americans need to watch what they say.”

Zadig April 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm

I guess they’re grading on a curve?

magic titty April 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm

I see the press corps isn’t well versed in sarcasm.

freakishlystrong April 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm

O/T sorry! MSNBC has a poll up about the President’s job so far for the first 100 days. Republicans are flooding it with “F” votes. Pass this address on and go to it to vote:
WAR!

Paterlanger April 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm

I heard some moderately famous communist associated with this blog say on NPR last week that her spring cleaning fantasy was to get rid of the entire White House Press Corp. My fantasy is to see the entire White House Press Corp photograph themselves Vilena-style. I’d give that a strong A.

The Cold Sea April 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Gibbs is good with the snark. An “A”!! Har!

Mustang April 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm

“You guys ask good questions every single day.”

Gibbs should be concerned about anal poisoning.

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Jesus christ they look like Tubbs and Crockett in that picture.

Mr Blifil April 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=299028]freakishlystrong[/re]: Based on the reports from the GE shareholders meeting where the idiots whined about MSNBC being too far left, I’m not sure we can trust the scientific integrity or accuracy of those poll votes.

CorkPopper April 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=299020]Hooray For Anything[/re]: SRSLY. Gibbs basically has to reply like a guy whose PMSing girlfriend asks him “How do I look in this outfit?” You’re great, honey, absolutely the best.

Come here a minute April 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Ed Henry thinks this grade is a great political Rorschach.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Just in! Pontiac has been murdered!

Gorillionaire April 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=299024]magic titty[/re]: Gibbs knows this. Right now he is in his office chuckling to himself, opening another bottle of black label.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hooray For Anything April 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=299039]CorkPopper[/re]: Ed Henry to Robert Gibbs: “Would you say like us? Or do you like like us?”

assistant/atlas April 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Yes, A’s for all, except Ed Henry, Jake Tapper, Major Garrett, Richard Wolffe, Chip Reid, Chuck Todd and David Broder.

So basically, Helen Thomas gets an A and everyone else sucks would be the point of what I’m sayin’.

Come here a minute April 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=299057]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Stephen Colbert to Robert Gibbs: “Great WH press corps or the greatest WH press corps?”

Min April 24, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Just remember, even a big chunk of raw meat can get a grade of A.

Uncle Glenny April 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm

[re=299083]Min[/re]: Or a Credit Default Swap. Note he did not give them grade AAA.

sezme April 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm

A better question would be “How many whore diamonds?”

bitchincamaro April 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm

I give the press corps a pearl necklace.

Jukesgrrl April 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I guess they want Gibbs to leave them bridesmaid favors on their chairs. Little gold trucknutz? And a tiara for Ed Henry ’cause he’ll be blogging about it later.

cranky April 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm

but what did gibbs say when ed henry asked him a third time? huh? what then?!!!! who is looking into this!!

qwerty42 April 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm

[re=299048]Nerdalicious[/re]: cripes, I’ve had both an Oldsmobile and a Pontiac (well, ok, used, but still). I think I have a Chev now. Is that next?

Custersdeadhorse April 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm

The A is for the press corps is for assholes.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=299168]qwerty42[/re]:
Oh you just know this is only the beginning. They’ll give us the post mortems in drips & drabs so people don’t freak. I hope Hummers are next.

SocialistMuslin April 24, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Hmmm…I remember the episode when Springfield Elementary went on strike

LISA: …congraduate me, report and evaluate me, GRADE ME!

Now WHY did I think of that all of of a sudden. Musta been a coincidence.

sarcasticusername April 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm

somebody tell robert gibbs that he’s not a very good liar.

sarcasticusername April 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=299098]Uncle Glenny[/re]: i’d have given him 2 gold stars if he’s made the AAA crack, barry only got one for calling them “an imaginative crowd” in trinidad.

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