• February 13, 2012

Aww doggonit now I got all a-this cum on mah faceEH IT’S JUST AN OLD PERSON PHRASE: What is this thing in our inbox: “In a new column, MSNBC pundit Pat Buchanan refers to the Nicaraguan president as ‘the scrub stock of the hemisphere.’ What does ‘scrub stock’ mean? It turns out it’s an antiquated phrase referring to an inferior breed of farm animal — and eugenicists once extended the use of the phrase beyond animals and into humans.” For the 1,000-word insanely over-researched etymological report that ultimately concludes that Pat Buchanan probably meant nothing racial was a terrible, snarling racist when he used this old-timey metaphor, TPM Muckraker has the scoop! [TPM Muckraker]

{ 60 comments }

taylormattd April 24, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Exactly. He’s not a racist, he’s just a holocaust denier.

danadevin85 April 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm

why doesn’t he just go somewhere and take a long nap?
do we really need his opinion on anything?

forgracie April 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Lots of money shots lately…

Texan Bulldoggette April 24, 2009 at 4:21 pm

He wasn’t being racist; he was being PC, right NoLeeps?

ManchuCandidate April 24, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Having read a bit about the Irish in US America, I’m not surprised that a number of them (O’Reilly and Buchanan among them) are picking up what folks used to do to the Irish.

It wasn’t long ago when Olson Johnson’s words in Blazing Saddle weren’t a joke.
“All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don’t want the Irish!”

magic titty April 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm

I’m sure he used it crudely, for the express purposes of its derogatory connotation. But so what?
I like Pat Buchanan. He’s a racist old coot, and does this all the time, but is now harmless and elderly. Meh. I’m sure he’s willing to admit Mexicans make very good boxers and 2nd basemen, so he can’t be all the way racist, right?

Right?

Hooray For Anything April 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Eh, wake me when he says something like jigaboo, spear chucker, or pickaninny. Until then, he’s just your garden variety anti-semitic wanna-be fascist.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Klan/Teabaggers/Wingnut code words. They probably have a bible full of them. There’s a million of them on the Nixon tapes. Right Pat???

Bu-Bye Grand Am, I hardly knew ya:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/89279512-R-I-P-PONTIAC

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Holy shit Buchannan! I tried telling you that if you started dirty dancing with that Fluzey pig this was gonna happen.

liquiddaddy April 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

I guess my momma was way wrong when she referred to his type as “shanty Irish white trash.” Even people up from the trailer park need somebody to look down on.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

[re=299291]Custerwolf[/re]:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mad Farmer Manifest April 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I’m pretty sure he meant it as a racial slur. Pat’s well versed in the Eugenics movement which basically considered brown people to be “scrub stock”.

Crab1 April 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Wait. Shouldn’t Pat Robertson just have a Twitter just like all those other closet-case wrinkle fucker Christ clowns?

Jukesgrrl April 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm

And our President is a mutt, so they should be proud.

Harvey Birdman April 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm

The Newell alt-texts don’t come often, but when they do they sing.

SayItWithWookies April 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm

“Scrub stock?” That’s one tar baby to stay away from.

chascates April 24, 2009 at 4:37 pm

What is it with these rightwingers and animal sex?

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=299294]Nerdalicious[/re]: Picturing you laughing makes me laugh.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm

[re=299298]Crab1[/re]:
“Well, ya know Chris (slobber, slobber), when I was Dick Nixon’s Press Secretary, blah, blah, blah, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run out of the room screaming.

Come here a minute April 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Buchanan didn’t mean anything by it — it’s just a pet name, like “macaca”.

Jamie Sommers April 24, 2009 at 4:41 pm

I guess it would be too much to hope that he meant “scrub” in the hangin’-out-the-passenger-side-of-his-best-friend’s-ride sense.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=299309]Custerwolf[/re]:
It’s me!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/chris-matthews-senate-run.jpg

bitchincamaro April 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Since “sweatin’ like a nigger on election day” was taken away from PaBu by Berry’s coronation, this racist epithet will have to do. But I’ll bet he’s got a million of them.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=299326]bitchincamaro[/re]:
PaBu love it! PaBu is just one degree of separation from the beloved George Wallace let’s face it. He even looks like him. “Picture of Dorian Grey”. All those haters start to look alike at some point.

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Why does Pat have such a generous dose of male discharge on his head?

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=299325]Nerdalicious[/re]: !!!!

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=299304]Harvey Birdman[/re]: Thanks – I never remember to check those!

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=299337]Custerwolf[/re]:
&*%#!!$#@!!!!!!!!!

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=299336]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
Custerwolf says cuz he was dirty dancing with fliry pig.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Sissy Poo Bay during her “freshening”
http://www.schoebel-net.de/starsx/katherine_helmond_x.jpg

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=299343]Nerdalicious[/re]: “fliry pig.”

‘pears some wingnut’s stole yer ‘t.’

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=299346]Nerdalicious[/re]: Honey – that was both cruel and unusual.

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm

[re=299354]Custerwolf[/re]:
Yeah, Bay’s “procedure” is on the list of the torture memos you will be hearing about at Cheney’s, Rove’s & Gonzalez’s trial. Unfortunately, the “enhanced interrogation technique” did not enhance Bay’s “look”, so she wears these ginormous glasses to hide the fail. Note the “surprised” look that never goes away even during sleep. Well, hot damn! Those “t” crazy bastards. I’ll git ‘em.
http://creepyla.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/baypalin.jpg

El Pinche April 24, 2009 at 5:17 pm

He wears Tucker’s load quite well. Eat your heart out Belladonna!

Min April 24, 2009 at 5:19 pm

He has some nerve calling the guy scrub stock, when Pat’s wearing a bucket of bull sperm on his punkin’ head.

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm

“Fliry pig?”

I love to have no idea what people are talking about.

It took a lot of asking around my rural Ohio community to finally find out what a ‘rimjob’ was (for those of you who aren’t aware, priests know A LOT about these categories of definitions).

What the hell is a fliry pig?

Custerwolf April 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm

“Shelley, dearest, should I part my cum-wad over to the right side or to the left side today?”

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 5:30 pm

[re=299396]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
My bad. I left the “t” out of flirty, which Custerwolf has berated me publicly for. Thanks Custerwolf! Upstream Custerwolf made a funny about the previous hilarious post a few hrs ago, about the pig (see video). So, Custerwolf said:
“Holy shit Buchannan! I tried telling you that if you started dirty dancing with that Fluzey pig this was gonna happen.”
Then I said:
“Custerwolf says cuz he was dirty dancing with flirTy pig.” I really should have said Fluzey which was much funnier than “flirty”.
My posts are so f****d up that I have to explain them ad nauseum Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Damn nab wingnuts stole my “t” & f****d up this entire blog!

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm

[re=299396]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
See previous hilarious post (video with pig)
“EL CERDO BAILARĂ­N Terrible New Mexican Pig Flu To Kill Us All”

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm

[re=299411]Nerdalicious[/re]: No problem.

Thank you for the explanation.

You should hear, or see, what my priest says a “fliry” is….or maybe, he thought I said “furry.”

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 5:41 pm

[re=299424]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]: I don’t mean “my” priest. I mean, the local priest.

bago April 24, 2009 at 5:41 pm

TLC – no scrubs.

One Yield Regular April 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm

Yee-gads! That photo! Did Pat win the Glenn Beck auction?

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=299424]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
What does he say “fliry” is?

Bearbloke April 24, 2009 at 5:47 pm

[re=299271]taylormattd[/re]: One of my proudest moments ever was the Sunday before the ’92 election, when CBS Face The Nation ran a clip of me, your humble-but-handsome secret lover Bearbloke, calling ol’ Pat a Fascist on national tv… of course, I didn’t see it first-hand since I was still asleep when it aired, but I got a msg from my uncle later that day about it, and when I went to work on Monday, as I passed through the cafeteria on the way to my office, one of the lunch-ladies came out and told me “honey, I saw you on tv yesterday tellin’ the truth!”

Lazy Media April 24, 2009 at 5:54 pm

I know this will shock a lot of people, but Pat Buchanan was a big fan of The Bell Curve, that piece of eugenicist pseudo-pop-science crap that made a brief splash in 1994.

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm

[re=299430]Nerdalicious[/re]: You’re kidding, right?

Anyway, a “fliry” is that thing between men’s legs that can be raised “like Lazarus” by the “Hand of God” or the sacred right hand of one of his adolescent male servants…while wearing a nylon and reading from Summa Theologica.

Anything else I can define from rural Americana?

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Of course I’m kidding!
What does this mean?
“Well that just dills my pickle!”

sarcasticusername April 24, 2009 at 6:15 pm

pat is definitely in my top 5, when it comes to my favorite half dead, racist crackers.

Scandinavian Fetus April 24, 2009 at 6:21 pm

[re=299460]Nerdalicious[/re]: Cheers :-)

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm

[re=299465]sarcasticusername[/re]:
C Crazy
R Redneck
A Asswipes
C Commiserating with the..
K lan
E Extinguishing all
R Reason &
S Sanity

Nerdalicious April 24, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=299471]Scandinavian Fetus[/re]:
Well, butter my butt & call me a bisquit!

bunnyhead April 25, 2009 at 11:33 am

Scrub stock? That better describes the Wall Street and bankster crowd. Pat is a good-natured fun guy, a populist, and a voice for the working and middle class folks in America. His honesty on matters of race and Israel get him in trouble from time to time. But he is sincere, and not a racist or anti-Semite. Pat is a breath of fresh air among the media and chattering class. Go Pat!

Schadenfried April 25, 2009 at 11:59 am

Pat and his ilk crack me up with this shit. I’m sure there were alot of people in the 19th Century US the Irish immigrants when the set foot on American soil. In fact, weren’t they on the level of freed blacks back then?

bunnyhead April 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm

[re=299702]Schadenfried[/re]: Yes, my grandmother, born 1903, remembered a sign in front of a business that no “Irish dogs” need apply for jobs.

Boojum April 26, 2009 at 7:04 am

This is why Barton is against teh hybrids, because of race mixing.

hobospacejunkie April 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

[re=299700]bunnyhead[/re]: But he is sincere, and not a racist or anti-Semite. Pat is a breath of fresh air among the media and chattering class. Go Pat!

No, actually, at best, PaBu is an amiable racist and certified nutjob. But a racist nonetheless. Check out his latest book for further proof, where he advocates for Britain giving Hitler a free rein in Eastern Europe during WW2 rather than fighting him. Or go back and read some of his speeches from his failed run for president. He is the classic divide & conquer politician, pitting pissed off and fearful (of losing their jerbs) whiteys against whoever is the day’s hated minority. Usually Mexicans. He was Lou Dobbs before Lou was Lou Dobbs. Please do not defend this assclown by calling his racism ‘honesty’ which just gets him into trouble every now & again. Dress it up however you like, it’s still racism.

Custerwolf April 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=300083]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Racist? How can you call him racist when he obviously loves doing Aunt Jemima in the raw?

Custerwolf April 26, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=299702]Schadenfried[/re]: Yeah, but we were too drunk to care.

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