Forever the Idiot, by Joan Baez. Ahhhh, good times.

Outlaw mongeese? What’s next, outlawing cock-jackals?

Hope you weren’t expecting more from tools who get their news from NBC.

When you outlaw mongooses [mongeese?], only the cobras have guns. Or something.

so I should short sell my “mongoose” stock?

Other excellent comment there:

“So after building the guy up as if he were a saint, or more, with halo photographs etc., the meme is now to make him a likeable man of the people. Is that why all the MSM reports on this self-censored the President of the common man aksing for fancy, Dijon mustard on his burger? Or was the reason for the self-censorship because the proles couldn’t possibly sympathize with a man who wants fancy mustard, so let’s cut it out?”

Dijon! It’s fancy! From in France! Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys don’t know doodley about real American mustard, like, uh….French’s.

Ah, the sweet earnestness of AOL users with dial-up. That commenter will learn soon enough that a day trip to a burger joint couldn’t possibly cover some executive overreach. Now if President Obama appeared at the beach shirtless, Canada would be well and truly fucked.

He probably thinks the Daily Show is serious and freaked out when Jon Stewart actually MOCKED (OMG MOCKED!!!111!!!) Obama.

President’s Fur-Burger Trip Captivates Nation

Wonkette is like opposite MENSA. You can’t expect common people to grasp the beauty of truck nutz.

I wonder if any of these idiots ever accidently click on the link to here? If so, welcome to teh funny, idiots!

[re=309826]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Jonathan Swift was big on following every sentence with “JK!”

Personally, I wouldn’t take on a mongoose with anything less than a .50 cal. Beowulf.

They’re nasty, vicious creatures that move like . . . well . . . mongooses. (Mongeeses?)

You wouldn’t want to into the high grass after one that you’d only wounded.

Hemingway wrote a short story about such an incident. But in “The Short Happy Life of Francis MacComber,” he changed the mongoose to a lion, so as not to shock his audience.

Boy! Boy! Another gin and tonic here! Chop! Chop! And put some ice in it this time, you bloody little wog! . . . .

Cambodia was definitely the second Shooter. However, following the papertrail of comments leads in 2 directions. Canada obviously has the motive and Cambodia is jostling for the international spotlight. I think we should look at the Rice Cartels. Both countries produce rice (Canadian Long-Grain Wild and Cambodian-Pot-Sticker) and Both countries have been ruled by brutal dictatorships.

…and by ‘Google’ I mean ‘teh Intarwebs’. Damn.

[re=309810]V572625694[/re]: “While Obama eats hamburgers (with Dijon mustard no less, but the press doesn’t want us to know that)”

We both enjoyed the same criticism of the MSM. “They” don’t want you to know about the ACORNS, the secret Muslim faith or the Kenyan birth. Or is it Indonesian? I’m not sure because “they” don’t want us to know, along with refusing to tell us whether Hopey used Grey Poupon or a knockoff.

[re=309812]ignatius_riley[/re]: a snark-n-a-fart, obviously. duh.

[re=309833]Doglessliberal[/re]: Oscar Wilde was known to use LOLOLOLOLOL.

“They simply show your lack good sense and desperation.”

A lack of desperation has short-circuited many promising pundit careers.

THIS IS UNACCECTABLEA. EVRRY 1 LIEKS TEH BURGZ. Y0U R JUS ANGER CUZ Y0U WANNT TEH BURGZ 2S.

RIGHT WING HACK!1 LEEV BAMA LONE!!11ne!00

Damn, those people are STUPID! Please, out of the gene pool, before you reproduce.

I won’t post the over-the-top comments I normally do at Ken’s AOL blog because the people at Sara’s are already beyond anything I could think up.
And I’m sure a lot of them operate heavy machine and have children. THEY should start doing teh drugz.

[re=309829]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Canada Cambodia hmm are they brothers?

“After the complete idiocy of some of her (and similar wignuts’) statements, it can be hard to differentiate parody from the real thing; no matter how ridiculous you get, someone will say something even more crazy, but mean it.”

Isn’t that Poe’s Law of the Internet?

I like this one:

“Ms Smith – Well done. And they say that there is nothing for comedians to do with this administration! I hope for your sake that you don’t have any racy photos from your teens, or a daughter with an out of wedlock baby, or delinquent child support payments, or back taxes, or that you aren’t licensed to do your job, or that you have gone into Ft Marcy Park, etc. And oh by the way, expect your boss to come knocking on your door in 5, 4, 3…. Cheers!”

Yes, Sara, I hope you don’t have any of these and also, Ken is at your door?

[re=309837]Neilist[/re]: I believe the plural is Mongii.

Fucking PUMA douchebags.

When they came for the mongeese, I said nothing, because I was not, etc.

Sara, maybe you better just stick to writing for us, where you’re appreciated.

[re=309870]Custerwolf[/re]: CrustedWorp: I’ve tried to tell you before: I’m just Not INTERESTED.

In mongooses (or mongeeses), either.

Pass the word to Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, or whatever the little bugger’s name was, would you?

Boy! Boy! Another G&T, here! Chop! Chop! And ice this time, comprende? I-C-E!

You mean the Miami (really Key West) internets reader put down the bong long enough to criticize Sara????

LOSER.

[re=310195]Neilist[/re]: Aw..I just knew you’d come back, sweetie.

FOX News is reporting that ALL of the videos claiming to capture El Presedente’s wasteful spending Virginia luncheon with Veep Biden were actually dubbed!

According to FOX, Der Fuhrer Osama actually said, “Hey homie, gimme one a’ dem mongoose burgers straight up wit catsup, Dijon pompadour, and arugula trimmed with herb….yo!”

Den….I mean Then, Baa’arak Hula Obama clubbed the cashier with his Secret Service Colt 45 (not the gun, but the big family size Malt Liquor can), took off with the week’s payroll and burned rubber in the Cadillac SUV, knocking over an old lady and three six-graders at the corner.