• February 13, 2012
IMPORTANT QUOTES OF OUR TIME

by Jim Newell

2:52 pm May 21, 2009

  • K-LO REACTION TO MSNBC REACTION TO CHENEY/OBAMA DONNYBROOK: “Something had to shatter a the set somewhere there just now.” [Instaputz]

{ 43 comments }

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Hey, it’s hard to tweet with one hand on your dildo and the other on Jonathan Goldberg’s mighty membrum virilis.

Scarab May 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Poor language uses does she, fat pig utter.

freakishlystrong May 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Meh, she just fat fingered it…it happens.

DoctorCulturae May 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm

She haz Strunk and White not.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Most intelligent thing she has ever said.

WadISay May 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Standing athwart the stream of consciousness and crying “stop!”

rambone May 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Does not compute . . .

http://www.truveo.com/South-Park-AWESOMO/id/1383062444

Joshua Norton May 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Maybe she’s channeling Yoda.

Maybe she ate Yoda.

El Pinche May 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

She forgot to end it with ‘also.’ Also.

Lascauxcaveman May 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

(sic) and/or sick.

Accordion-o-rama May 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

But what if she’s right ?!?!?!?!?!

Crank Tango May 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

is that some kind of word scramble, with words? cuz even when I rearrange them, it any sense make doesn’t.

shortsshortsshorts May 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

K-Lo shattered a set? Not surprising.

charlesdegoal May 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm

I believe that what she meant to write is:
“Something had to shatter
a) the set
b) somewhere
c) there
d) right now”

magic titty May 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm

I can’t even decipher what she meant to say.

[re=322386]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Win.

DoctorCulturae May 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Jim, I think you’ve stumbled onto what could save print journalism: make all stories into word jumbles. Oh right. I guess that’s already happened.

StrangelyBrown May 21, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Suddenly their fascination with Sarah Palin makes sense.

Bill_TX May 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm

[re=322375]Joshua Norton[/re]: Probably ate Endor and Tatooine, too.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=322400]Bill_TX[/re]: Given K-Los girth, I’d say Yavin too.

/Star Wars geek

El Pinche May 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Speaking of 8 inch taints and unwashed grundles..

dijetlo May 21, 2009 at 3:29 pm

You know if we were all to pitch in we could afford a trail of sugar cookies that lead from the offices of the National Review to the light at NY ave and I st.
That would effectively put an end to Ms Lopez or Mr Goldberg, whoever came across them first.

Mr Blifil May 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm

More and more the timeline is raising the question of why, if the torture was to prevent terrorist attacks, it seemed to happen mainly during the period when something had to shatter a the set somewhere there just now.

DoctorCulturae May 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm

[re=322411]Mr Blifil[/re]: Yes, but.

Zadig May 21, 2009 at 3:36 pm

[re=322402]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Did she at least spare the moon base? It was a lot of work getting that Jedi academy set up.

Zadig May 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=322411]Mr Blifil[/re]: Behold the unholy fusion that is K-Dowd.

SayItWithWookies May 21, 2009 at 3:38 pm

This is what happens when you’ve got one foot in neocon absurdist land and the other in Yoknapatawpha County. Just don’t let her near a golf course.

rambone May 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm

It’s like the Palin is starting to rub off. Also.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm

[re=322420]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh please. If she had even a toe in Yoknapatawpha County, that tweet would be way over the 140 character limit. By at least 15 pages.

DC Hates Me May 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Schizophasia, or willful blindness of thinking.

Zadig May 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=322417]Zadig[/re]: On second thought, I wish I had chosen the Sun Crusher for my esoteric Yavin-based Star Wars reference.

jetjaguar May 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm

A the set somewhere there in what regard Charlie? Hnnnnnnggg?

MrsNateSilver May 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm

[re=322409]dijetlo[/re]: “That would effectively put an end to Ms Lopez or Mr Goldberg, whoever came across them first.” But k-lo IS goldberg, renembah?

bitchincamaro May 21, 2009 at 4:06 pm

A set of my nutz in her face.

/fixed.

dementor May 21, 2009 at 4:09 pm

OT, but for some reason I was put in mind of K-Lo: Local news affiliate’s story, via CNN: “Mom on the run with 555-pound son”.
http://www.wyff4.com/cnn-news/19526636/detail.html . CNN had the good sense retitle it to “Mom on the lam” with said large son. Even so, droll.

Retard Strength May 21, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Get this bitch a dialing wand.

Rumproast May 21, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Brainfarts/typos and Terror PrØn:

http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/everything_changed_after_deep_impact/

Just another day at NRO…

LittlePig May 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm

[re=322448]MrsNateSilver[/re]: A feller would have to have a hellacious prostate to come across either K-Lo or D-Load.

Hopey dont play that game May 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Her Wingnut Mad Libs template wasn’t working again.

Liberals (verb) to hate (patriotic noun) but great leaders like (craziest wingnut) will fight against (sex act) to protect (plural of small animal, child, or nun).

bago May 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm

She was so flustered by all of the teabagging that she didn’t notice that she dropped the t.

Mr Blifil May 21, 2009 at 5:04 pm

What’s the frequency, K-Lo?

S.Luggo May 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm

That’s easy for her to say.

lulzmonger May 21, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Somewhere in a lake of fire, the ghost of William F. Buckley sees this & vomits.

A the editorial skillz – let her show you thems.

Hominidx May 21, 2009 at 11:42 pm

James Joyce not she the writer is vagina.

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