• February 13, 2012

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saridout May 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm

damn.

NoWireHangers May 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm

First Adam Lambert loses American Idol, now this!

But seriously, folks. How I HATE California propositions.

ManchuCandidate May 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Aka the Kang & Kodos Precedent.
“Legalized Homophobia for some, Gay Marriage for others.”

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Comment on previous thread: We’ll be voting on pointless propositions until an earthquake sends us tumbling into the Pacific. I expect to be voting on gay marriage again in three months, so I don’t even know why I pretend to really care anymore.

V572625694 May 26, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=324388]NoWireHangers[/re]: Well, we’re putting a prop on the next ballot that says you’re wrong! How dya like them apples?

You don’t? Well, we’ll just write another proposition. There’s nothing hard about government. Well, yeah, it’s broke and the schools will have to close and the cops won’t work on weekends. You can’t everything.

miss_emish May 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm

I am more disappointed than I anticipated. I mean, I didn’t really think they’d overturn it, but how I wish they did.

Turd Way May 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm

We’ll all be retroactively gay married by Sotomayor anyway. Hopefully I get a dude who’s neat in appearance and young, though I’d prefer a woman :(

Electra May 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Does anyone really think there’s going to be a California by 2010? They’re going to be the State of McDonalds or Walmartland or whichever group ends up giving them a corporate sponsorship to drag them out of the hole they’re wallowing in. California is basically the embodiment of the concept that direct democracy doesn’t work.

Paterlanger May 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm

No need to wait for a ballot initiative if the Nuyorican hope gets seated before November. She’ll use her special hispanic powers to make some policy from the bench then gay marriage will be mandatory. That is unless Benjamin Cardozo comes back from the grave to re-claim his secret “Iberian Seat” on the Court.

nappyduggs May 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm

unmotherfuckingbelievably unacfuckingceptable.

blinky_twinkie May 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm

I want to give my state a massive enema.

kthxbai...also May 26, 2009 at 1:18 pm

jesus luvs u?

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm

[re=324402]Electra[/re]: Personally I’m rooting for Target.

Texan Bulldoggette May 26, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Poor CA gehz….just think how much $$ they dumb ass state is losing. The gehz can put on a pretty spiffy wedding (well the male gehz).

Blender May 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Whew, that was a close one… I know five non-opposite couples that were ready to tie the knot if Prop 8 was thrown out, and the prices of the stuff on their registries would make even Bill Gates’ ass bleed poverty. Now I have at least a year before they bankrupt me with requests for $200 soup ladles and $750 monogrammed bath towels.

Eliz17 May 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm

My partner and I are part of the “18,000.” If we can marry, why can’t every other same sex person who wants to do so in California? It makes no sense.

facehead May 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm

I haz a gay sad.

freakishlystrong May 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Damn California libruls…I just really don’t get it, and never will. I can understand it here in FL., the State is up to it’s armpits in Wingnutz, but who the fuck is fighting against it in California. Not the Mormons again?

JadedDIssonance May 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Fucking Democracy. Never works.

Monsieur Grumpe May 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Can they get divorced?

Colander May 26, 2009 at 1:26 pm

California is such a closetcase!

TGY May 26, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Iowa trumps California in the Progressive race!

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm

[re=324420]freakishlystrong[/re]: California’s liberals are the folks in San Fran and LA. Basically every where else there are rich OC conservatives and people living in the Central Valley, listening to country and driving pick up trucks. Places like Fresno and Barstow and Bakersfield are filled with rednecks who voted yes on 8, and were the places where the No on 8 campaign didn’t go and canvass or outreach or whatever.

Dave J. May 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm

So some gays can stay married, but others can’t get married? Doesn’t that just scream for an equal protection appeal to SCOTUS?

facehead May 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=324423]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: No, only gay divorced. For details see the photo from the previous post.

Hooray For Anything May 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=324402]Electra[/re]: Nah, it’ll be Google that takes over California. It’s phase 2 of their plan to take over the world. Besides, they bring in more money than the entire state does anyways.

Dramatist May 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

What if the gays get married in California but promise not to do the anal sex?

Hooray For Anything May 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=324420]freakishlystrong[/re]: Once you leave the coastal areas and head into the inland areas, it’s full of not exactly full Wingnuts but Semi-Full Wing Nuts. Then you have all the old, cranky, bitter, John Birchers in Orange County, the one’s responsible for Nixon, Prop 13, and Reagan. Throw in the Mormons and et viola.

Internally valid May 26, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Today we are all half married Californian queers.

freakishlystrong May 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=324426]tunamelt[/re]: Thanks, that explains it. I thought it was a little more open out there, but no, it sounds exactly like Floriduh..

Lascauxcaveman May 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm

[re=324414]Blender[/re]: Haha. Silly gheyz don’t know how broke you are. Get them a Misto®. Everybody loves a Misto® !

Accordion-o-rama May 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Well, the ruling certainly sucks for everyone in CA today. However, it seems likely that by 2010 public opinion will have shifted a few points left, allowing a referendum to reverse the ruling. The referendum will have more lasting power in the public’s perception of the issue, since it couldn’t be blamed on “activist” judges.

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=324415]Eliz17[/re]: Have teh gheyz who still have jobs and travel munnies considered visiting & getting married in ALL the American states where it’s legal? That way, when the issue gets to Chief Justice Sotomayor, there’ll be a Federal Issue of Constitutional Import to rule on…

Servo May 26, 2009 at 1:38 pm

California:
No money
No water
No hope

DemmeFatale May 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm

[re=324420]freakishlystrong[/re]: Want to really freak out?
CA requires a 2/3 vote for a freaking budget, but just a simple majority changes the fucking state constitution!

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm

[re=324444]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: The good old wait for the olds to die argument.

azw88 May 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm

I support the ban on the marriage of teh gays. If they git merried, there will be no more 3 way lezbo scenes in the online pr0n, which would mean no reason to pay $29.95 a month, and end online pr0n.
No online pr0n, and the whole world economy is in the shitter, along with my sex life.

Mr Blifil May 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Meanwhile chunky diabetic Latinas all over the Golden Shower State are thinking “ZOMG wedding bellz!!”

problemwithcaring May 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=324433]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Please don’t forget all the urban tribalism, each exploiting their community’s provincialism to hold on to their piece of the pie.

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm

[re=324449]DemmeFatale[/re]: This is why we’re failing.

DeLand DeLakes May 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm

[re=324447]Servo[/re]: And no lube.

PinkoLibrarian May 26, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Anger leads to fear, fear leads to hate and hate leads to things like Prop 8.

SayItWithWookies May 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=324460]tunamelt[/re]: If y’all Californians just outlawed Mormonism you wouldn’t be having these problems.

problemwithcaring May 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=324486]PinkoLibrarian[/re]: There’s this new article in the LA Times today. Maybe it’s a disease:
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-bitterness25-2009may25,0,4544029.story

Hooray For Anything May 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm

[re=324420]freakishlystrong[/re]: Also, when it came down to it, the people who ran the Vote No on Prop 8 ran a pretty shitty campaign, full of generic tv spots that often didn’t mention what the issue was about or deciding against campaigning in any parts of the state that wasn’t LA or the Bay Area.

Dorje Chenpo May 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm

51% to take away our rights. 67% to pass a budget.

Fucking Republicans.

sevenrepeat May 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

as a second class citizen of california, i must say this is sad. that is all for now.

Dog Trombone May 26, 2009 at 2:17 pm

But wait! I thought ghey marriage was a gathering-storm-like threat to my opposite marriage! And now they leave 18,000 gay couples married?!?!? I can feel my oppostie marriage crumbling as I type!!!

azw88 May 26, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=324493]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Actually, if teh geyz would negoitate with the Mormons, they both could get what they want: The geyz get to get gay-married, the Mormons get to get multi-married to as many teenage girls they want….

PinkoLibrarian May 26, 2009 at 2:20 pm

[re=324523]problemwithcaring[/re]: Sounds like PUMA disease! (or my mother, who is not a PUMA). Hmmmm.
Prozac to Mormon land, stat!

friendlyskies May 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Can’t we have a proposition to make Opposite Marriage illegal, too?

lonewolfbear May 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Not so fast folks. I heard noted conservative Doug Kmec (sp?) of Pepperdine on the radio this morning commenting on the decision, reading the opinions as he commented, and he said that this ruling also says that the state still has to make the rights for domestic partnerships equal to marriage. They defined Proposition 8 as merely barring the use of the term “marriage” and reaffirmed the part of their previous ruling that says the rights must be the same. There’s a separate concurring opinion that also states this. It sounded to me like the California Supreme Court finessed this so they could uphold the proposition while at the same time upholding their previous finding that the rights must be equal. If this is right, it’s still something of a victory for gays.

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm

[re=324527]Hooray For Anything[/re]: ..not even all of L.A. – I read (in the inevitable post-mortems) that canvassers were complaining that the organizers didn’t have a plan/schedule for
the eastern half of L.A. county…

RoscoePColtraine May 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

As a consolation to my fellow gehz, there will be extra buttsecks all over the state this summer.

miss_emish May 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=324564]lonewolfbear[/re]: Separate isn’t equal. We’ve established this.

awesomeguy#1 May 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Somebody needs to tell the Court that Solomon never actually cut the baby in half.

problemwithcaring May 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Give me proper semantics or give me death! Just kidding. I hate Mormons.

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 2:41 pm

[re=324564]lonewolfbear[/re]: Does this ‘victory’ include identical rights and obligations regarding taxes, inheritances, legal representation, adoption, benefits, etc?…

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=324566]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: and ice-hockey rinks for the Lesbiatarians?

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

[re=324564]lonewolfbear[/re]: I saw this too. Which makes an interesting case as to whether or not this is a better situation than before or not. It’s very “separate but equal” sounding.

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=324565]Bearbloke[/re]: They didn’t. It was all WeHo this and that. The phone bank I did didn’t even have a real plan for dealing with Spanish speakers.

bitchincamaro May 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Isn’t there some way we can blame this on the baby-boomers?

trai_dep May 26, 2009 at 2:55 pm

But guys can still wear black eyeliner, right?
Bearbloke: yeah, it seems the guys (and it was mainly guys) running the anti-Prop 8 campaign were more the cruise ship type gays, who blanche at crossing over Crenshaw Blvd or y’know, make the effort to try talking to Blacks before formulating their comm strategy. Or going after the Mormons.

Think the successor counterstrike to Prop 8 (Prop Gay?) will learn, plus go more grass-roots, so I’m cautiously optimistic. But currently bummed/pissed.

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm

[re=324564]lonewolfbear[/re]: I’m reading it now and that is basically almost exactly right. It pretty much says that prop 8 just limits the designation of the term marriage but doesn’t infringe upon any other right. Weird.

nappyduggs May 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=324572]awesomeguy#1[/re]: You just killed it with the eloquence. Nicely done.

Koolaid May 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm

[re=324428]Dave J.[/re]: no, because they aren’t similarly situated (e.g. temporally).

[re=324564]lonewolfbear[/re]: nope wrong. prop 8 never had any effect on domestic parternships. the fight re; prop 8 and marriage was not about hard rights, but about things like dignity for the gays and keeping the word marriage holy (‘hetero’) for the fundies. That is the issue: should gays be able to get MARRIED, its not equal rights or benefits, ect (anyway, Cali has the most progressive alternative union regime in the nation, that was never at risk of changing).

Canuck13652 May 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm

The stupid thing with all of this is that given the opinion expressly states that California has to give all the rights/benefits/obligations of marriage, but just can’t call it marriage, is that the Prop 8 people have managed to reduce “marriage” to being just a word. Not our fault.

But I plan on consoling myself with extra buttsechs.

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Gays, you don’t want to marry in CA, anyway. We have really fucked up community property laws.

tunamelt May 26, 2009 at 3:35 pm

[re=324680]Canuck13652[/re]: It’s almost hilarious, right? The next logical step is to just eliminate the word marriage, or state that the state does not have the right to grant marriage–just domestic partnerships or whatever, for whoever.

proudgrampa May 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm

California is just so freakin’ doomed…

Sad. It sure has nice beaches.

Cicada May 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I hate everyone who voted for this stupid proposition. I hope they get cancer and die. Then I will show up at their funerals with a “God Hates Bigots” sign, like a bizarro Fred Phelps.

Perfect Fifth May 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Today I am ashamed to be a Californian. Not only is the state’s finances in the crapper, I get a call from my cousin in Connecticut: “Neener, neener, neener — think your state’s so liberal, huh?”

All Californians: If the state’s constitution can be so easily changed, let’s put a proposition on the ballot to change the 2/3rds rule.

Si, se puede!

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm

So now that the CA Supremes have deliberately created a “Separate but Equal” law (read: target), has anyone yet filed the Equal Protection suit against it?

Mr Blifil May 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm

I think the Court thought they were helping when they decided to fuck gays in the ass.

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 4:00 pm

I hear Ahhhhnold is gonna be on Jay Leno today, so I await his comment on the issue…

Bruno May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm

CLEARLY DESE JUSTIZICES BE SMARTY ENOUGH TO BE ON THE SUPREMES CORTS. ARE ANY OF THEM PORTO RIKAN?

Roslin May 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm

It’s OK. California won’t the money to issue anyone marriage licenses too.

I hope they send Barney Frank to tell them they won’t be getting a federal bailout.

qaf May 26, 2009 at 6:56 pm

[re=324559]friendlyskies[/re]: I think requiring all opposite marriages be annulled if they don’t have children after three years would be a strong pro-family move.

Canuck13652 May 27, 2009 at 10:27 am

[re=324720]Bearbloke[/re]: Yes–of all bizarre things, Ted Olson just filed a federal case to overturn Prop 8.

johncory87 May 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm

how about “The Prime Cut”

-Put it on the grill son!

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