• February 12, 2012
  • ‘SONIA SOTOMAYOR IS DUMB’ WATCH: Sen. John Ensign’s turn! “Throughout the confirmation process, I will work with my colleagues and thoroughly review Judge Sotomayor’s record to make sure she has the right intellect and understands the proper role of a judge — to interpret and apply the written law, not to decide cases based on personal feelings, politics or preferences.” [Washington Independent]

{ 44 comments }

Custerwolf May 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm

“Right intellect” – isn’t that an oxymoron?

BlueStateLibtard May 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Ha ha ha, John McCain is going to judge a woman on her “intellect!” Well, if he interviews her the way he interviewed Sarah Palin, Sotomayor can look forward to maybe two minutes tops where he asks what her name is and how many kids she has, and then says, “OK, honey.”

The Lucky Republican May 26, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Look folks, Republicans are right to question the President’s nomination this time. I mean, who nominates a housekeeper to be a Supreme Court justice anyway?

Gorillionaire May 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

If they had the senate vote today right now, it would not be any different that a vote taken after 14,000 hours of confirmation hearings. Also Ben Nelson will vote “no”.

Paterlanger May 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Making sure she “understands the proper role of a judge — to interpret and apply the written law, not to decide cases based on personal feelings, politics or preferences.” Meaning, she mustn’t decide cases using her spicy Latina Uterus.

Bruno May 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

SHE DONT BE KNOWING WHAT THE JUDGEING THING IS BECAZE SHE IS NOT A REAL MERICUN AND DERFORE INTELECTULLY NOT SOOPIERIORS

SwanSwanH May 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Speaking of intellect and judgment, from Ensign’s Twitter page…

“Just saw the premier of Night at the Museum 2. All the stars were there. It’s better than the first one … very creative, funny lines.”

RoscoePColtraine May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I’ll be satisfied if she would just anglicize her name. So-to-my-yor. How the fuck am I supposed to even pronounce that shit.

nappyduggs May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Really? She is astoopid? Not for nothing, but if there is a more obvious reference to the effect of the god-issued hemorraghic fever that takes hold of a passionate latina’s home-growed, ethical brown brains once every mensa, I have yet to see it. O.my.stars.

Dramatist May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Dog whistle to the right wing – Latina ladies (Red Sonia) are not as smart as White pretty boys (Johnny Roberts)?

BlueStateLibtard May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Who will be the first Repubatard to inadvertently ask her if she does laundry? Boner? Cantor? McCain?

Bruno May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I WANTS TO SEE HER CERTIIFICATES OF LIVE BRITH BECAZE PORTO RIKO IS NOT A STATE AND TEREFORE SHE IS UNNATURALLY BORNS

azw88 May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=324760]The Lucky Republican[/re]: ummm.. GWB did. Everyone knows that White House Counsel is just a maid with a law degree that cleans up the President’s messes.

proudgrampa May 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=324756]Custerwolf[/re]: Totally off topic: thanks for the b-day wishes yesterday. Made my day.

And yes, “right intellect” is an oxymoron. Kinda like “military solution.”

And Ensign’s intellect is right up there with, oh, Dubya and the rest of the LOSERS…

magic titty May 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=324758]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: You sure you mean John McCain?

Anyway, that’s some wild shit being uttered by Ensign. WILD.

Hooray For Anything May 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

What the fuck is this whole “not smart enough” meme. How the fuck do Republicans know and how are they going to prove that she meets the vigorous intellectual standards of a party that doesn’t believe in Evolution? What are they going to do, ask her to take her LSAT’s again? Put her on “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?” Or will they go all “Slumdog Millionare” with her, ask her a bunch of law questions and if she answers correctly, waterboard her to make sure she’s not cheating?

WadISay May 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Ugh, 60 days of the Republicans trying to prove she got her summa cum inside a pinata. Kill me now, please.

nappyduggs May 26, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=324756]Custerwolf[/re]: Too true, too true. I just peed myself a little upon reading that.

Custerwolf May 26, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=324777]proudgrampa[/re]: I hope you had a wonderful day of celebration. Yesterday was also my wonderful siter’s birthday.

Noodle Salad May 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Becuz the party of Sarah Palin, Harriet Miers, and John “Debating the war emboldens our enemies” Ensign knows a lot about smartiness. Also.

edgydrifter May 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Stupid? Yeah, probably. I hear that Yale place is a regular diploma mill.

DoctorCulturae May 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

I didn’t think about it, but the confirmation/carnival process may yield some very juicy racist remarks from our wingnut brethren. Pleeze for to have gooood youtube vids and/or audio. Lot’s o’ cowpies for them to step in. If someone haz teh smarts they’d start a site to ring up the sweet-sweet dingers from doz whacky southern white boyz & galz. To wit: Summer blogger heaven.

Bearbloke May 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=324777]proudgrampa[/re]: Hey Grampa – how old are you now, 50? 51?

Country Club Jihadi May 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm
sarcasticusername May 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm

aww isn’t it sweet to see republicans being so consistent about their professed love for intellectualism?

iwillsavethispatient May 26, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Presumably, he’ll be quizzing Maria on kittens and whether she knows her limits, not the gold standard.

TGY May 26, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Harriet. Myers.

DangerousLiberal May 26, 2009 at 4:55 pm

“understands the proper role of a judge — to interpret and apply the written law, not to decide cases based on personal feelings, politics or preferences.”

Dear Asshat:

How did that civics class work out for you in high school? Apparently not so well. And that gig in vet school didn’t exactly expose you to careful, uh, jur-es-prood-nce, did it?

Anyway, thanks for your ultimately useless and ill informed opinion. Know that if you uttered this in Poli Sci 101, you’d be laughed out of the room. Also: you’d flunk. Dumbass.

Mustang May 26, 2009 at 5:05 pm

“Dumb Watch.” Excellent. Just excellent.

Varchar May 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

It’s very important that women judges know their role.

Tommmcatt May 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=324809]TGY[/re]:

Bwahaha win. I had forgotten about that.

bored with gravity May 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm

“…to make sure she has the right intellect…” – not unlike the serious intellectual testing that Republicans put Clarence Thomas through.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 26, 2009 at 5:23 pm

[re=324768]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: It’s pronounce “Ayres.”

DoctorCulturae May 26, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Yes oh yes oh pretty please, for to let the white boys prolong the dumb meme. Also.

And can you imagine what is going on in Scalia’s psyche today? Methinks he is one sour grouchy-puss.

Custerwolf May 26, 2009 at 5:26 pm

[re=324786]Custerwolf[/re]: Wow – I must have had a mini-stroke. That comment was lamer than Joe Klien. Sorry proudgrampa.

Custerwolf May 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm

[re=324869]Custerwolf[/re]: And sorry Joe Klein for spelling your name wrong.

Mr Blifil May 26, 2009 at 5:42 pm

IOW we are going to ask condescending slime ball questions peppered with the appelations “honey” and “sweetie” in order to get this fiery Latina to go fucking ballz-out ballistic on national television. DEMOCRACY!

Mr Blifil May 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=324869]Custerwolf[/re]: You obviously doughnut have the rite intellectaul.

V572625694 May 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=324777]proudgrampa[/re]: Or “sports journalism,” or “Republican integrity,” or “Harry Reid’s courage.”

proudgrampa May 26, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=324797]Bearbloke[/re]: 58. I know, that’s REALLY old!

proudgrampa May 26, 2009 at 6:02 pm

[re=324869]Custerwolf[/re]: No worries. I was having fun trying to figure out whose b-day you were referring to: your sister’s, your sitter’s, or (I know how much of an animal lover you are), your setter’s. Hmm?

GreyPanter May 26, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Right, a Vice President can have a degree from six community colleges in Cowtown, USA, but a Supreme with an Ivy summa cum laude needs to impress Republicans with her intellect.

Captain McAwesome May 26, 2009 at 9:55 pm

[re=324760]The Lucky Republican[/re]: HA!

Bruno May 27, 2009 at 1:30 am

[re=324792]edgydrifter[/re]: Did she go to the real Yale, like Coultier went to the real Cornell?

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