- CHECK SANDY BERGER’S ANUS: The National Archives is offering a $50,000 reward for anybody with information leading to the recovery of a lost Clinton-era hard drive … and we all know the preferred repository for Clinton secrets is. [Sara K. Smith Thinks She's A Journalist But All She Ever Writes Is Biased 'Dribble']
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“Manchurian” Barack Obama stole it to keep the secret that HE KILLED VINCE FOSTER.
I’d show Sara K. Smith my hard drive….
Check Hillary snizz, maybe that’s not a ‘snuke’ after all!
[re=330071]forgracie[/re]: Careful! I heard the K stands for koncealed weapons permit.
Too late – Tipper Gore used it for her stolen Napster downloads waaaay back in the day….
A Clinton-era hard drive could be as small as a whopping 30 MB of data. That’s only about 60 or so dirty pictures.
Sara writes drivel, not “dribble.” I think she dribbles when she writes drivel.
Data security expert Sara K. Smith writes
Being able to code html by hand doesn’t make you a “data security exert” Sara, it makes you a “web developer”. If I were you, I’d check the server at “nymphoteencheerleaders.com”, considering it’s Bills data, it seems a likely place to start.
[re=330091]dijetlo[/re]:
There or “chubbiesforlovvies.com”.
isn’t NBC where all the Communists work?
[re=330057]joezoo[/re]: And Rahm killed Ron Brown. He threatened to go public with his knowledge that there was a “second fellator” in the Oval Office, hidden on the grassy knowll.
[re=330098]mollymcguire[/re]: Knoll. damnit.
No doubt they’ll find the missing data smeared all over someone’s firewall.
sara can dribble on me anytime, i’m biased, yay verily, a driveling idiot, forsooth, for soothing dribbling, double dribbling, driveling on down the drainway…
Has anyone seen Monica Lewinsky lately? ‘Cuz I’m sure she’d be interested in knowing all the secrets of Bill’s hard drive.
Sandy Berger’s anus has so far yet to return my call.
I liked SKS’s article in the sidebar, ‘I Lost My Jiggly Fat’. The other one, not so much.
This story has been all the rage amongsts us archivists (at least, when we’re not talking drink); apparently there’s a reason NARA was the third most hated gov’t agency to work for.
I have $20 that says Bill has already driven his Secret Service guys nuts with “hard drive” jokes.
Boring suggestion, I know, but I bet somebody mistook it for a modem or some other non-storagy piece of hardware.
Clinton era hard drive, you just can’t make this stuff up.
I have it. I’m keeping it safe where I keep all my digital data, in the drawer with my rare earth magnet collection.
I can haz rewardz?
It was left in that place where the Clinton Admin put all those ‘W’ keys they removed from the White House keyboards
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