- CIVIL RIGHTS BATTLES OF OUR TIME: You can use the free wi-fi on Utah Transit Authority trains and buses, but you better not look at some boobies, because a transit cop will write you a ticket and, most likely, chastise you in a sort of embarrassing way. But passengers can appeal the porn citations. [Salt Lake Tribune]
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Hobos have been masturbating on public transit for years without fancy internet porn. Amateurs!
What if you’re watching at porn of one male and multiple females?
GO-riller boobies, also too!!
You’d think guys with five wives and seventeen children would be too tired to look at porn.
Tits & get out?
No gambling, either. Probably blocked the site for Coke and Budweiser because you wouldn’t want a good Mormon getting tempted. Nope, just go home to your wives &c. That’s healthy.
They’re strict in Utah — you can’t look at pictures of caffeinnated drinks, either.
So the only smut allowed on UTA trains will be the 14 year old preacher’s daughters on their way to the STD clinic?
I have a MormonSoft iStone 3G that only displays porn if put in a hat. Would that be legal?
What about if they’re still wearing their Jesus Jammies?
What about naked kittens?
There are boobies on the Internet?! Why have I been wasting all this time waiting for the Daily Dish to load when I could have been looking at boobies!!
If some Mormon cop tries to harsh my mellow with a ticket, I’ll just tell him I’m just previewing my own personal afterlife planet of birthday suit-clad white wimmen.
In other news, riders who drink coffee or other caffeinated drinks will be summarily executed.
Geez, someone’s magic underpants are in a bunch.
Furthermore, you may not Twerddle “KarlMalone & JohnStockton were gay4eachother #lambda”
Wait, civil rights battle? Does that mean you can look at boobies if you are in the back of the bus?
But what if they’re Marie Osmond’s boobies?
But checking out cock is still all right?
Like boobs need any more attention…
[re=338964]Min[/re]: Very true. I’m an abs man.
Are Mormon-mommies allowed to breast-feed on the Pubic Transport?
Zhu Bajie
Surely there is an exception for pigtailed ladies showing their holy underwear.
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