• February 11, 2012

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP WRITING TO US ABOUT THIS. STOP IT. RIGHT NOW. [ABC News via TPMtv]

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Bearbloke July 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Bearbloke July 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Besides, it’s clearly Rahm who’s looking at that chick like she’s the last chocolate do-nut at the cop-shop messhall…

bumfug July 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm

He didn’t mean to touch it, it’s just that when that fly landed on it…

The Cap' July 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Hetero, Democratic, alpha male looks at woman’s assests. Big deal. If he didn’t now THAT would be a story -”Obama secret Republican!”

Scrodd July 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm

I’m more upset that he didn’t.

And Sarkozy is still staring with the “She can give me a Calais Steamer anytime” look.

Keram2 July 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm

As we’ve all learned over the last 24 hours, if you post something about that photo on a blog, you must include a pun about the “stimulus package” somewhere in the headline. Because that never gets old. Never.

rambone July 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm

That’s right Wonkette, bend to the will of the mob. Our Jedi mind tricks are strong!

Carrie_Okie July 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm

And Mr Vitter and Mr Ensign both received standing ovations for being 2 of the few, the chosen, the either seriously conflicted or bi-curious republicans. (Because the rest are totes gay/pedos).

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Obama isn’t dumb enough to do something like that while the world’s cameras are on him. Sarkozy, on the hand, is required by the French constitution to eye rape anything younger and badonkadonker than his current model.

And how do we know she’s sixteen? I want to see her BERT SIR TIFKITT. And He Kexing’s.

norbizness July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Drudge rules our world. That pasty, disingenuous, fedora-ed pile of repressed reactionary elephant dung rules our world.

SayItWithWookies July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm

What’s to say he didn’t look at the steps and check out the girl’s ass all in that once gesture? A president should be able to do more than one thing at a time, people!

snideinplainsight July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Ha-ha. Obama looking at some chick’s derriere. Ha-ha. Ha-ha.

a4phantom July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm

I miss having a president who’d drunk himself impotent.

you cannot be serious July 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Silly mortals. He has x-ray vision and doesn’t have to be as obvious as Frenchy.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend July 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Sheesh, not only was he not looking at the chick’s ass, he was being a fucking gentleman to boot.
I knew he was a robot. So are his wife and kids. This is NOT a conspiracy theory.

ericblair July 10, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Clearly an Assman, judging by his amply endowed spouse.

slappypaddy July 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm

The French can just go like that, since they’re French, but we Merkins, we expect our presidents to lay their cloaks down in the gutter for any passing queen with nary a suspicious motive or thought, and we especially will not tolerate anything remotely less-than-excellent and aboveboard from that voodoo muslin socialist-fascist-commie foreigner with the funny name and the missing birth certificate who finagled his way in through the servants’ entrance of the White House with his capable wife and charming kids and ability to think in complete paragraphs so far as we can tell, no-siree-bob.

He wouldn’t ogle the girl, anyway. He is always on. Even when we see him backstage, he is on. We fall down at his feet in fear and trembling, he is so awesome, the first national leader in a lifetime who knows how to set the example, and where’s my snark? It was right here, and I looked away for a moment (I confess, I was looking at that girl) and now I can’t find it.

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 12:21 pm

That’s a hell of a badonk. black women ftw.

SmutBoffin July 10, 2009 at 12:21 pm

WHEREAS That lady is lookin’ fine from behind…

WHEREAS all interest was lost on seeing her from the other side

BE IT RESOLVED that the lady Barack was ogling is a butter-face

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 10, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Totally excusable, as baby did indeed have back.

Min July 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Barry was just noticing that her shoes didn’t match her dress.

norbizness July 10, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Is Mayor Quimby* actually Satan, Lord of the Underworld? We report, you decide!

* flames digitally added

octupletsmom July 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Ha. I want to line up every Republican in Congress and parade that girl by them. Cameras from all angles.

BlueStateLibtard July 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Looking at the video, it’s clear he’s just helping the black girl to his right down the steps, like a gentleman. I’m kind of disappointed.

Gorillionaire July 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm

I wish I had a pic just like that of myself checking out Michelle’s booty.

WhatTheHeck July 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm

A photo speaks a thousand words: “vivre la difference!”

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm

[re=359573]octupletsmom[/re]: We can add that in as an amendment to Bachmann’s “‘Merika Loyalty Congressional Investigation Act.” A national healthcare plan will then pass the House 77-0, with no abstentions.

nappyduggs July 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Barack’s internal monologue:

“Damn. O yeah, I see that. Let me go ahead and finesse this one, Clinton style. I’m lookin’, but I ain’t lookin. I’m lookin’, but I ain’t lookin. Ahhhh yeah. I’d tap that. Shiiiiiiiit.”

Sarkozy’s internal monologue:
“Ahhh, come to me my pet. I want to caress your hind quarters gently with a firm but loving greep. Kees kees kees.”

ladymacbeth July 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

if we ever lose silvio there will always be sarko.

thank god europe is picking up the slack now that we are no longer funny.

as.the.world.burns July 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm

barry must now appoint sir mix-a-lot a position in his administration.

whatever_dc July 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm

according to ABC.news he was looking at the step to make sure he didn’t fall…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

michele is gonna have his balls tonight!

nightshift July 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Its ok to look but not touch–after all, it is a splendid ass! Michelle will hit him upside the head with a frying pan later. Do not piss of a black woman, is all I have to say.

SmutBoffin July 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=359585]as.the.world.burns[/re]: Chief Boot-Knocka?

BigDupa July 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=359582]nappyduggs[/re]: you get today’s yellow jersey for that comment

rev_matt_y July 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm

The redditification of Baby Got Back that accompanies this pic on that site is quite droll…

I LIKE MODERATELY SIZED BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
You other heads of state can’t deny
That when a junior g8 walks in with an itty bitty waist
And revisionist politics based on the dismantling of the state you get sprung!

Baby got Barack.

Tra July 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm

If only the Senate was as responsive to our desires as Wonkette.

TGY July 10, 2009 at 12:36 pm

You/re right, this is a non-issue extraordinaire.

[re=359586]whatever_dc[/re]: As she does every night.

[re=359590]SmutBoffin[/re]: Booty-Back Tsar

Guppy06 July 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm

[re=359551]Keram2[/re]: Personally, I was thinking more along the lines of “shared Franco-American values.” Now if only we could build upon this foundation of Brazilian jailbait tail we could actually get somewhere.

rereridiculous July 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Ah, a Washington politician ogling an underaged female is refreshing these days.

totoro July 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Oh Jesus if you look at the clip you can see he wasn’t even looking at that bony chick. This is exactly why we had no video at our wedding. You can stop any video at the right time and make anyone look like a war criminal or someone who regularly eats boogers.

Monsieur Grumpe July 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Les hommes français sont des porcs.

gurukalehuru July 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm

You know what bothers me about that clip?
What’s with the “Ooo la la?” Is that still considered funny French? I remember Jack Benny getting a laugh out of that one.

Really, you know who these guys, these news anchor types today remind me of – the nerdy guy who tried to replace Robin Williams in “Good Morning, Viet Nam. In other words, they suck the sweat off a dead mans balls.

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm

[re=359597]Guppy06[/re]: We may not agree on global warming, the world bank, socialism, capitalism, but we can all agree that Brazilian jailbait tail must be looked at and often not touched. Amen.

Canmon (the Inadequate) July 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm

That is not a 16-yr.-old. I need to see the birth certificate.

Hooray For Anything July 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm

But is he ready for that jelly?

NoWireHangers July 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Sure, Barry wasn’t really looking at her butt, but the truth doesn’t lend itself to horrible puns about badonkdonk stimulus Sir Mixalot fat ass dumps in the trunk thong song booty clap round brown oily fat bottomed girls’ butts does it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrF1dOf56MQ&feature=related

paintitblack July 10, 2009 at 12:50 pm

I, for one, am all for getting over puritanical (aka hypocritical) ‘merkin “family values” whereby conservajugs insist that no one should evah stray sexually or it’s death to their political futures but only if they’re dimocrats (repubs get an automatic pass/reboot simply by showing up in church the next sunday). When Bubba Clinton was getting ass-raped by Ken Starr, my European & Aussie pals were all like: what a waste of time & money. Srsly: no shit. Let’s move on behave like our European overlords: go ahead, barry: take a peek. but since you’re married to a fine black lady, I’d be ready to duck & cover if I was you!

TGY July 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=359604]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Mais non, ils ont simplement les testicules trop actifs.

SmutBoffin July 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Well, if Barry wasn’t really taking in her callipygian form, I guess wingnuts will have to move on to that OTHER scandal, the one where Obama’s daughter wore a t-shirt.

Sorry about the D-Kos link, but the original Free Republic thread has been pulled*.

*Seriously, what does it take to get a thread pulled on Free Republic? I…I didn’t think it was possible!

TGY July 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

But so much subtler than the last holder of the office.

Sussemilch July 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Stop the presses!

And please don’t start them back up again.

Paco July 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Damn! Foiled by Obama again! The man is just too perfect to be real. He must be Nexus 6 or something.

paintitblack July 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm

[re=359603]totoro[/re]: yes actually, and my understanding is that the wingtards are going nutso on their blogs trying to this into “something.” No doubt, by the end of the day, that “something” will have to do with no birth certificate ACRON telepromterz. Of course, they get their knickers in a bunch no matter what, so, really: whatever.

whatever_dc July 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm

[re=359608]american mutt[/re]: what’s wrong with the world bank???

ph7 July 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Haven’t we learned that bottled up testostrone leads to invasion of middle east countries, and apocolyptic Jesus delusions?

Leader of the Free World, for chrissakes. Shouldn’t we be wrapping asses like that in a bow every day, and delivering it to him on a silver platter?

WadISay July 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

If that was Michelle behind him, he was caught between his Rock and his hard place (*rimshot*).

Crapola July 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm

This reminds me how I wish that MSNBC would hire some of Fox’s camera men so I had something better to fap to than from-the-neck-up screen grabs of Alison Stewart.

pmr July 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Chris Cuomo. Dreamy.

Brendan M. July 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm

[re=359567]SmutBoffin[/re]: Her face? What are you, some kind of Republican?

TGY July 10, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Was this the badonkadonk that launched a thousand ships
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 1:04 pm

[re=359622]whatever_dc[/re]: Its two most recent presidents.

Extemporanus July 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Baby got Barack!
G8 face with the U.N. booty!
G8 face with the U.N. booty!
G8 face with the U.N. booty!

Accordion-o-rama July 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

For loads of “fun”, check out the discussion of this picture on stormfront.org:

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=618373

Beware, the knuckle-draggers have learned to use Photoshop!

Gorillionaire July 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

[re=359626]Crapola[/re]: WORD.

Barrett808 July 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm

[re=359571]norbizness[/re]: “I knew I shouldn’t have shaken hands with those old people.”

S.Luggo July 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm

At least he didn’t vomit on her.

totoro July 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Ya’ll remember that this is exactly how it started with Emmitt Till. The GOP is going to have posse formed by sundown if this shit don’t taper off by the evening news.

teebob2000 July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Hey — have you guys seen the picture of Obama checking out that girl’s ass? Wild!

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

[re=359622]whatever_dc[/re]: I’m referring to Paul-ite concerns there.

WestEdEd July 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Yes, we are all obsessed with the moon….becuase of the Chinese Moon War, of course Obama sees it coming

Holding Out for a Hero July 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm

[re=359615]SmutBoffin[/re]: Dammit, how many times must we go over this? Print this out and keep it handy at your desk.

Bristol giving birth to a baby out of wedlock – good
Jenna busted for using a fake id in a bar in Texas – good
George P. busted for getting (not giving) teh oral in a Florida parking lot – good
Noelle busted for stealing Xanax – good

Malia wearing a t-shirt with a Peace Sign – bad

There will be a quiz later…

Todd Mecklem July 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Barry’s clearly looking at her shoes…he wants to buy Michelle a pair like that. That’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

Gotta love the Sarko Smirk. He is the master.

Extemporanus July 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm

[re=359592]rev_matt_y[/re]: [re=359639]Extemporanus[/re]: Wasn’t trying to be a biter, yo! Just saw your comment…for realz.

the deliverator July 10, 2009 at 1:25 pm

[re=359582]nappyduggs[/re]: And now I will forever refer to Sarkozy as Pepe Le Pew. “I shoot you with the ack-ack of love…” Can we get Sarkozy a Pepe Le Pew tag? I think that’s needed.

azw88 July 10, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=359550]Scrodd[/re]: me, too!! A Black man NOT checking out a white woman’s ass?? Methinks our Barry is really on the down-low

Suds McKenzie July 10, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Charlie “Crist” is RedState jealous.

as.the.world.burns July 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

[re=359615]SmutBoffin[/re]: dailykos has an update on that.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/7/10/752031/-*UPDATE*-Free-Republic-Pulls-*then-Restores*-Thread-Bashing-Malia-Obama

*then restores!!!!* gotta love these family-lovin’, bible thumpers’ hypocrisy.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

[re=359610]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I don’t think anybody’s ready for that jelly.

Okay, maybe Sarko. Yea, definitely Sarko.

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=359641]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: I can’t dare go to that website. what are they doing over there?

sad tortoise July 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

I denounce this shameful ass-ogling incident and demand that our president return to more gentlemanly duties, like killing kids in Afghanistan.

Manos: Hands of Fate July 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Damn, Sarkozy is going out of his way to check that out.

I think if he didn’t make such an obvious effort to show off his lecherous manner the French would assume he’s gone gay or become a religious freak.

Come here a minute July 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, have you ever seen happier people than young women who get to stand near Barack Obama?

Bearbloke July 10, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=359641]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: At least they generally refer to Barack as ‘President Obama’.. and you didn’t mention the two posts at the bottom of the page, wanking it for “Smokey and the Bandit” – one in English and the other in Afrikaans!

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm

I just realized, that Brazilian nubile is going to be the most famous Brazilian since the girl from Ipanema. Do women give each other cred for being checked out by heads of states? High fives all around.

mush July 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm

I got two words for ya Fox: Mark Sanford. John Ensign.

norbizness July 10, 2009 at 1:45 pm

[re=359689]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: He should have made that chef “kissing your own fingers” gesture, yelled cherchez la femme, and then busted out one or two moves learned from a Pepe Le Pew cartoon.

Crapola July 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm

[re=359655]Holding Out for a Hero[/re]: Can’t forget Columbia Bush lying to customs because she didn’t want Jeb to know about the $19,000 she dropped on clothes and jewelry in Paris.

zenferret July 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=359677]azw88[/re]: What white woman?

CollegeStudent July 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm

What a multi-tasker this guy Obama is. Carefully step down, turn to help friend step down, subtley scope that hotness mid-turn and….scene.

Damn, he’s good.

DangerousLiberal July 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=359555]dum librul[/re]: And, by that standard, Berlusconi is require by Italian law to actually seduce her, and get her elected to their cute little parliament, also.

Not seen off camera: Larry Craig looking at Sarkozy’s ass.

finallyhappy July 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=359690]Come here a minute[/re]: uh, certain men.

trondant July 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=359615]SmutBoffin[/re]: To kill a thread there? Try murdering an abortion provider, then hurry to a computer. In the hour before the thread is disappeared, you’ll see a lot of false piety, smug satisfaction, and general bloodlust, along with this sentiment (and here I am not kidding): “I hope it wasn’t one of us.” Because that’s just how they roll.

lawrenceofthedesert July 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

No housewife could be as desperate as these journalists. They can’t understand the programs, so they go with utter rubbish. Do not let Gibbs carry a weapon — nobody could blame him for using it.

whatever_dc July 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

[re=359634]dum librul[/re]: ok — agreed to a certain extent but please recall that one of those was thrown out the back door into the muddy gutter on his nasty warmongering ass!!! the second will be gone soon enuf and barry will appoint bono as president and the world will be a better place and the xmas parties will be the hardest ticket in town with U2 as muzical guest!

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm

[re=359723]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Silvio is off camera after assuming Obama’s lady mojo is due to his “tan.” He is currently trying to get access rights via treaty to Boehner’s tanning bed/cosmic radiation generator.

finallyhappy July 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=359680]as.the.world.burns[/re]: well, these are truly the lowest sort of pondscum. Racism and hatred has not left America and the internet gives people the opportunity to “say” things they would not write under their own names. I hope some of them get investigated.

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=359747]whatever_dc[/re]: Bono had it all lined up but news of his sex change scandal doomed his chances. At least we don’t have to worry about another PNACer being appointed. I don’t think anyone wants to see World Bank President John Bolton delivering tactical “micro credit” to subterranean North Korean community development centers.

Hooray For Anything July 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=359747]whatever_dc[/re]: Would this mean that we’ll all be forced to wear red and then listen to Bono give half an hour speeches before being forced to listen to U2′s latest album? Cause I’m not sure I’d want to help Africa that much.

Extemporanus July 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

[re=359682]american mutt[/re]: Aside from the usual noose-knotting, two themes, um, sympathetic to the Prez have emerged:

1. Since when is it a bad thing to check out a White Chick’s ass? They have the best asses evah!
2. The girl isn’t even white; she’s a tri-racial Brazilian mongrel, so who cares if she’s ogled?

Makes me almost proud of ‘em.

whatever_dc July 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

[re=359755]Hooray For Anything[/re]: no — only the earlier stuff (say through zooropa)and you could also wear pink and the speeches would be done as podcasts so you could just pretend. see what beautiful day it would be?

[re=359752]dum librul[/re]: please don’t mention the name john bolton!!! my father’s name is john bolton and he’s a total and complete asshole too! ugh! (i changed my name when my mother remarried and started popping out more children thank zeus!)

zwoof July 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm

After viewing the video with the same equipment The Golf Channel uses to slow down Tiger’s swing, I conclude he is not looking at that magnificent ass but trying to look up the other girl’s skirt as he helps her down the steps (while looking at said magnificent ass).

El Pinche July 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm

FORGIT ABOUT OBOWMA’S INSAYSHABLE KENYAN SEXSHUAL APPETIGHT, WHAT ABOUT MICHELLE AND HER MUSLIMIC, CATHOLICY BURKA!!!1!! :

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/2001/slide_2001_26357_large.jpg

THE GODLESS SEX ADDICT USURPERS HAVE TAKEN OVER AMURKA! LEAVE TRIG ALONE!!

american mutt July 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=359756]Extemporanus[/re]: To think that all the hate the world can be solved by simply acknowledging man’s shared sexist views of teh women’s goody parts. Thank you for that.

tri-racial WIN.

prophet1195 July 10, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Sarkozy to Obama, “Eh Monsier Preseedent, you like ee dee Marseille Milf?”

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Only a Republican would be foolish enough to accuse a brother of checking out a bony ass like that. Hell, Clinton would pass it by.

[re=359573]octupletsmom[/re]: Wouldn’t work. That is not how Republicans roll. Now, a wise Latina woman, your friends wife or a young boy, and you will need a mop for the drool.

madtowngooner July 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Sarko=Pepe le Pew

spalding July 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Well the Obama’s are definately not Repubs, duaghter likes peace, father likes women….
nope not a real Americun in the bunch.

kipperthegod July 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Fact: Obama is smooth as hell.
Fact: Obama is the most famous man on the planet.
Fact: Obama is thin, smart, rich, funny.
Fact: Obama, as a result, could get more pussy than any man alive. Mick Jagger and Sting got nothing on this guy. Nothing.
Fact: Obama seems content to have sex with his wife.
Fact: Obama and his wife seem to enjoy each other’s company.
Fact: That Obama actually has sex with his wife and only his wife and that they seem to enjoy each other’s company has become a bizarre side-story in American, in the world’s, politics.
Fact: That his adherence to and contentment with the conventions of monogamy makes him suspicious in the eyes of many people, and all Republicans.
Fact: Just more proof that humans are a really, seriously fucked up species.

queeraselvis v 2.0 July 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

[re=359778]El Pinche[/re]: Liz Becton! You’re back!

President Beeblebrox July 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm

If we could imbed images in Wonkette posts, I’d say this would be a good time for a ‘Dat Ass photo.

Hooray For Anything July 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=359752]dum librul[/re]: John Bolton would actually make a good head of the World Bank because he’d solve third-world poverty and the AIDS crisis by blowing up most of Africa and parts of Asia. Et viola– no more poor people!

problemwithcaring July 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm

[re=359571]norbizness[/re]: I need somebody with the breathe and depth of your archival Simpson knowledge in my life….

dum librul July 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm

[re=359809]Hooray For Anything[/re]: That makes me sad. Think of all the boots that would be left behind without ever having had their straps pulled up by the invisible hands of poor people working their way up in the free market.

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Good News everyone! Sean Hannity has announced that he ins basing all of this evening’s show, if not the rest of his life, over this screen cap. Place bets now on whether he 1) Ever shows the video, 2) Only has right wing commentators talk about it, 3) These right wing commentators will only start each sentence with “Your right Sean,” 4) Sean will masturbate all over the photo, and he won’t be looking at the girl.

The Schadenfried PAC July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

So no one points out the white guy checking her out too. Teh racist media!!!!!

Hooray For Anything July 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm

[re=359829]dum librul[/re]: Don’t worry– there’s always the poor in the US whose boots need lifting because, as we all know, helping poor people in third world countries by giving them money is good while helping poor people in America by giving them money is communist. Even better, with no poor people left in Asia and Africa, the poor people here will now have a plethora of really low-paying jobs to choose from as there will no longer be poor people in other countries to put together sneakers, iPods, and high-fashion outfits. It’s a win-win-win.

facehead July 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm

I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats.

BlueStateLibtard July 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=359778]El Pinche[/re]: It’s NOT a burka! The Catholic Church rules require women to cover their hair and wear necklines up to their chins–just like Orthodox Jews and Muslims do. You don’t think women wrote the rules for these religions, did you?

DustBowlBlues July 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=359561]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: “he was being a fucking gentleman to boot.”

Today David Brooks called Barry dignified. And made some derisive comments about how rare that is these days.

Brooks is going to have to become a Democrat now that we are the party of dignity.

azw88 July 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=359719]zenferret[/re]: the one walking up the stairs.

DustBowlBlues July 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=359573]octupletsmom[/re]: “I want to line up every Republican in Congress and parade that girl by them. Cameras from all angles.”

Really, the Republicans? You’d get more looks at an ass if Bruno sashayed through the Republigay causus. Haha. I made a new word.
REPUBLIGAY REPUBLIGAY REPUBLIGAY

Why does my new word keep getting red dots on the wonkette spell check?

Not as clever as I think, you say? FU. I spent a half hour working outside in 100 (38 to the developed world) degree heat in a strong wind. Your brain would be fried, too. If those dicks Inhofe and Coburn had to do garden work–nay, farm work–in their fucking home state, you can bet your ass they’d believe in global warming. Until the Cheseapeake Energy and Mobil Exxon checks rolled in.

AnnieGetYourFun July 10, 2009 at 7:36 pm

[re=359615]SmutBoffin[/re]: Holy fucking shit. Wow.

Also, Brazilian women: I just to be jealous of you when I was young. Now I am simply in awe. Good work.

desertwind July 10, 2009 at 8:27 pm

I’m reminding of a shake-hands-with-crowd thing on Strasbourg street (Barack & Michelle & Carla & Pepe le Pew). Sarko was so very excited that these young women wanted to kiss Barack and BO sorta blushed & said “my wife is right here!”. He shook their hands. So cute.

desertwind July 10, 2009 at 8:28 pm

PS – FABULOUS DRESS. FABULOUS GIRL.

(Could Sarko possibly be more ewwww?)

FreedomPoodle July 10, 2009 at 10:49 pm

I would have loved to see Harper put this sumptuous ass in his pocket…

Okied July 11, 2009 at 1:12 am

[re=359971]DustBowlBlues[/re]: In Tulsa. Also represented by tards. I empathize.

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