Looks like she figured out where you hid her pills again, son. [Peggy Noonan's Twitter]
Peggy Noonan Has Seen The Divine
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Her twit-dentity should end with the letters “wfc.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wfc
You’re right, Peggy. Not only does she float, she’s 99 and 44/100% pure. Now hand over the drugs.
That was actually one of the more lucid posts on her Twitter. After reading the others, I can’t feel my tongue.
Peggy did that Wonkett thing to Anne–left off the trailing “e.” Maybe Peggy knew her Twitter prose would go straight to the Wonkett(e) and fucked up the “e” as a sign to us, she was winking at us…
Wait, she’s had sex?
That graphic shows a Peggy of the ’80s, not the current one. And the years have not been kind.
[re=376254]chascates[/re]: That’s what happens when you do a lot of drugs and write speeches for Republicans.
“She floats”?
Fuck, isn’t that the line from Stephen King’s “It”?
Which would, of course, explain a great deal: Our Peggyington actually is Pennywise The Clown.
You left out her next Twitter. “Out walking today, I passed a homeless negroid man and Kathryn Jean Lopez and I poured lighter fluid on him, lit him ablaze and ran away laughing.”
I assume that her son has grown accustomed to her non sequiturs . . .
[re=376245]Todd Mecklem[/re]: I concur on her more lucid construction. The brevity requirement for twitter is forcing her to cut a lot of her verbal crap and just get down to the essence of the insane thought bubbles in her head.
What’s so funny about finding Anne Hathaway divine, or stalking her, or killing people that I, I mean one, thought had been mean to her?
Floats face up or face down?
Peggy’s Twitters are like the epigrams of Dorothy Parker: they are words, and many of these words are English in origin.
[re=376254]chascates[/re]: Yea…the 80′s Peggy was hot, (see the wikipedia pic of her)
“So radiant she floats”…so if Hathaway were dark, she’d sink? Radiance makes things float? Thousand points of light?
My brain hurts. Leave the English Language alone, Peggy! Particularly when you’re talking about Shakespeare’s wife!
[re=376251]hockeymom[/re]: Possibly. She does not recall. It was another age, back then, an age when no one worried about health care or birth control or sexual intercourse because there were no such things, at least not as we know them today. And yet, people were happy, in their own fashion; indeed, they may well have been happier then, than we are now.
For they lived for the day, not knowing whether they would see the morrow. Now, alas, we can know to a near certainty we will see the morrow, but this only gives weariness to the day. A weariness that can be overcome, but only with the most powerful of medications. But at least, with them, she is floating. Bathed in Anne Hathaway’s radiance, she is floating.
She’s also so buoyant she glows!
[re=376287]Mahousu[/re]: Bravo.
All I can read is ‘Peggy Noonanny’.
Boy, those comments from Mom must have ruined Peggy’s son’s masturbation fantasies.
I will vomit on my dog if her next Twitch refers to the fact that she just watched “Brokeback Mountain” and that Anne Hathaway also has deliciously creamy breasts.
Oh, Peggynoo! Thou art the wind beneath my wings.
“philadelphia convention center like pharoah built it with plastic”
What the fuck?? WHAT THE FUCK??
Heretofore I have ignored the featherbrained tweets of this daft and senile old lady, but those are indeed fighting tweets. NOBODODDY, I mean NOBODY disses the philadelphia convention center and gets away with it. I shall hie me to New York in my magic carpet, hire me a driver in Central Park and go and have a word with this stinking old hag. Enough is enough.
Let the brothels of Paris be opened
With many an alluring dance
To wake pestilence through the city
Cried the haggy old bitch from the Upper East Side
[re=376287]Mahousu[/re]: You slay me, wordsmith.
[re=376308]nappyduggs[/re]: As long as you don’t vomit on Anne Hathaway’s deliciously creamy breasts.
[re=376316]x111e7thst[/re]:
There is a market, you know. For this sort of thing, that is.
Can we all agree that the sole purpose of Twitter is to make people sound like they are dropping acid?
Who the hell goes hiking on the Iran-Iraq border?
[re=376317]nappyduggs[/re]: I try not to think about that market. I am delicate and effete, such thoughts would only upset me.
[re=376319]idiot son of an asshole[/re]: I went hiking on the Jordan – Iraq border, some of us like adrenalin, others like Twinkies. There may even be people who like both. It takes all sorts I guess.
Peggy, do visit the subways. Please tweet profusely as to what you experience there.
Horses sweat, men perspire, and Anne floats.
So did she dump Computer Man?
Thy small tweet
Is as the Computer Mans’s organ, shrill and sound,
And all is semblative a woman’s part.
Peggy went to a cross-dressing play in the park and got a lez-crush orgasm. Heh-heh. But telling her son about it? That’s downright kinky, Pegs.
Unless…”my son” really means:
Thy small pipe
Is as the maiden’s organ, shrill and sound,
And all is semblative a woman’s part.
Twelfth Night, 1. 4
Oh Peggy Poonanner, our own 21st century Shakestwitterspeare, how further will you delight us?
Probably by spouting insipid nonsense this morning on one of the TV news talkies.
“So radiant she floats”?
I think she’s recycling nuclear energy public relations talking points that she wrote for Bushes over the years and never got to use.
“A thousand points of light” “Nuclear meltdowns lend a fresh, alive glow to the skin”.
And so on.
I consider Harlequin Noonance the P.G. Wodehouse of barbituates.
To continue of Lady Noonanny’s continuous train of consciousness:
“And, verily, Mlle Ann-with-no-E did float. Away, away into the ebon heaven o’er Central Park did she float until she was not but the twinkle of a solitary star. Oh, rapture! So radiant, was she, that there was a transference of pure light-energy from her to myself and I too began an upward climb so dizzyingly fast that my physical body shut down my fragile consciousness so as to protect it from irreversable damage.
Alas, I awoke to quite a harsh fluorescent light in the bowels of Beth Israel Medical Center with pigeon droppings all about my face, waited upon by a medically-trained Bridge of Genghis (who they are reportedly calling “China-men” in these days and times). Apparently, my flights of fancy with Mlle Ann-with-no-E were brought upon me violently by a most wonderous mix of Bourbon and a magical pill our youth call the “Ecstasy”. Ecstasy, indeed! But, for one night, I was with Ann and she with me in a spiritual congress so powerful, not even Zeus, himself, could brake the holy bind!
Noonan vs. Palin in a poetry jam: may the best doggerel win
It’s true that ever since she became Noo Nanny on Twitter, I’ll now always think of Peggy as a kind of evil Mary Poppins. Forevermore.
Dame Peggers von Noonington Thurn und Taxis is concerned she’ll have to personally greet the ever increasing throngs of Mussulman Latinos, on the high streets of Neu Amsterdam, as stated in her trilogy of tswits in support of Chris Caldwell’s treatise on the Mahometan displacement of her Euro-kinsmen from their ancestral manorial haunts…
What occidental white man will save Western Civ from Merzifonlu Kara Mustafa Paşa’s progeny’s establishment of a MECHA-inspired nova ummah wahida suzerainty, pray thee tell?
Every elitist journo-shrew for herself and the Devil take the hindmost…
[re=376288]DoktorZoom[/re]: Touché.
Radiance floating?
Effervescence flying?
Luminescence gliding?
Methinks the Bard’s Sweet-and-Twenty hast tickled her Pink.
Some Noonans are born great, some Noonans achieve greatness, and some Noonans imagine their every thought great enough to inflict upon the inhabitants of the world.
She’s so old she can remember when Shakespeare’s wife was on the stage.
Did anyone see Michelle Malkin’s diarreia of the mouth on This Week?
OPTICS!!
Here’s a great article that Peggy wrote in 1997. It’s called — get ready! — “Raising a Gentleman Son.” Seriously.
And then Peggy fell into a manhole and, alas, she sank.
Actually, I rather liked the line: Some steward providing stewardship.
I have no idea what she was talking about, though.
You can almost hear the postscript: Now you marry a nice girl like her and DON’T BE GAY. NO GAY! NO!
Thank her so much for those LSD induced tweets. It was akin to reading the incomprehensible grunts of the human slaves from Planet of the Apes.
[re=376318]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]:
When you are a “hammer” u think evrything is NAIL I’m no NAIL
We still on skedul/even workinWKND
Indeed.
“And what else floats besides Anne Hathaway?”
A great gravy?
Mud?
Very small rocks?
Churches?
Noonannyc (pronounced Noonaniac??) is still WALKING around in the city? Doesn’t she know there are MEXICANS out there?!
Did this floating Anne Hathaway cause panic and raise our Terror Alert level? Are we gonna see “Anne Hathaway Hunting Permit” stickers on the back windows of pick-ups? Dick(less) Cheney will certainly blame Obama.
Did Anne ‘float’ as Cesario? Is Eggy Pigginbottom suddenly discovering her inner tranny?
Can one fit all of the lyrics to Napoleon XIV’s magnum opus “They’re Coming To Take Me Away” in 130 characters or less?
I think Pegs had Ms. Hathaway momentarily confused with Emma Thompson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHTZUOEfhQ
Anne hath a way. Yes, she doth.
[re=376287]Mahousu[/re]: Your Nobel prize is in the mail.
[re=376287]Mahousu[/re]: You could make a pretty penny ghosttwitting for Peggy y’know.
[re=376299]deecaffeinated[/re]: You beat me to it. I bet if we hold a beer summit we can make it look like “Noonananny.” Also. And of course Miss Hathaway floats. She’s an airhead.
[re=376280]Better American Than You[/re]: Now, now, please do not insult Dorothy Parker by likening her to Nooningtone. You have to love someone who commented on “Atlas Shrugged” thusly: “This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.”
OMG. I just thought about the whole “Miss Hathaway” subtext vis a vis “The Beverly Hillbillies”. This opens up the Mr. Drysdale situation to new scrutiny plus lesbianism. Don’t get me started on the Ellie Mae angle.
[re=376389]user-of-owls[/re]: Noonannyc doth rhyme with Titanic.
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My first introduction to Ms. Noonan came right after 9/11 when she opined that she “knew something was wrong” before the attacks. Things were wrong somehow because they were no longer like the 1950s. Women were no longer soft and cuddly as of old, but worked out too much and were too thin and bony. I swear she wrote this. I knew she was on something, and obviously she never got off it.
When Noo Nanny navigates the nethers of New York, she needs to nip her noggin from the nebula lest she have her nickles nabbed.
[re=376319]idiot son of an asshole[/re]: people who live for having shit to talk about at parties with their übercool friends.
The jig is up, peoples.
Orly Taitz and the WingNutDaily have caught the Kenyan Usurper at last.
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@ifthethunder
My cousin is in Nairobi. She can get you a certified copy of a Kenyan Birth Certificate in any name you want for any date you want for $100. I’m pretty sure she would keep $75 of those dollars for her efforts. Also.
[re=376436]x111e7thst[/re]: Are you suggesting that an officer of The Court such as Dr. Orly and a distinguished publication such as WorldNutDaily could be fooled by a phony certificate???
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The twat can twit.
Whatever, as long as I can have a stewardess providing stewardess-ship.
Peggy must have had a day of “disco biscuits”, or something…
[re=376435]ifthethunderdontgetya”[/re]: *rendered in basso profundo monotone* Oh no, the jig is up. Obama was born in Kenya. WorldNutDaily has the proof.
They even found an old manual typewriter to forge it with.It even looks old, having been filled out with a manual typewriter.And the news “story” in WND says that a similar birth certificate was making the rounds last week but that one “was quickly determined to be fraudulent.” Riiiiight. It must be real because Oily Taintz is really a member of the California Bar. I can’t tell if she is the most gullible rube who ever graduated from Hebrew University in Jerusalem or is just plain evil and dumb.
I won’t believe it until Peggy Poonanner says its real on a live mic during a commercial break.
I am not, in real life, a college graduate. But, in my own self-constructed universe, I have a degree in journalism from U.C. Berkeley. Got it on Khao San road.
[re=376448]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Well that’s it then. McCain is president, and Sarah is veep. Obama had a nice run while it lasted and now it’s over. Now let’s send those bombers to Tehran!
[re=376435]ifthethunderdontgetya[/re]: ORALY TAINTZ AND JEROME CORSI, TWO OF AMERICAS GREATEST HEROES AND PATRIOTS HAS BROUGHT THE WORLD LIVING PROOF OF THE FRAUDULENT MESSIAH.
To reveal the light of God which guides the ivory children of the thine Lord and Savior from shadows and the clutches of usurper satan, from the valley of the darkness, thine power of the fuckin Lord shall wipe its dirty taint clean. Yes, hmmm.
YODASTES 3:13
[re=376452]V572625694[/re]:
McCain is president, and Sarah is veep.Joe Biden is president, Nancy Pelosi is veep.
All Hail Our New American Communist Overlord: Comrade Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr.!
Seriously, I’d like to buy a strong alcoholic beverage for the Nigerian scammer that made $100 off of selling a fake “birth certificate” to Oily Tits (or whatever that illegal alien’s name is.) I mean, it’s either a 419 scam, or Rahm Emanuel really is a fucking genius.
[re=376448]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I love how Mombasa was part of Kenya in 1961 in O RLY’s world.
The Baron Harkonnen floated. Where’s the love for Kenneth McMillan ? Sure, the Baron had a puss problem and he wanted to beastfuck Sting, but the radiance is on the INSIDE!!1! Noonan’s hypocrisy makes me sick.
I’m totally really sure that certificate is real.
Just like this email I just got:
Dear Friend
I am Mr Franklin Adam,Staff of Bank Of Africa in Burkina faso. I would like you to indicate your interest to receive the transfer of US$15 Million. I will like you to stand as the next of kin to my late client whose account is presently dormant, for claims.
1.Your Full Name:………………..
2.Resident Address:…………….
3.Private Phone:……………
4.Age:…………..
Thanks
Regards
Mr.Franklin Adam.
I’m going to call work tomorrow morning and quit, my lucky day has arrived at last!
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Her Eminence can do naught but to echo the holy prophesies of David Byrne, some three decades on.
She is only party human being
Divine, to define, she is moving to define, so say so, so say so
She defines the possibilities
Divine, to define, she is moving to define, so say so, so say so
Holding on for an eternity
Divine, to define, she is moving to define, so say so, so say so
Gone…ending without finishing
Divine, to define, she is moving to define, so say so, so say so
The world moves on a woman’s hips
The world moves and it swivels and bops
The world moves on a woman’s hips
The world moves and it bounces and hops
A world of light…she’s gonna open our eyes up
A world of light…she’s gonna open our eyes up
She’s gonna hold/it move/it hold it/move it hold/it move it hold/
It move it
A world of light…she’s gonna open our eyes up
She is moving to describe the world
Night must fall now–darker, darker.
She has messages for everyone
Night must fall now–darker, darker.
She is moving by remote control
Night must fall now–darker, darker.
Hands that move her are invisible
Night must fall now–darker, darker.
[re=376455]AxmxZ[/re]: Clearly this was a huge mistake at the USURPER registration office in Zanzibar. They accidentally grabbed some early edition certificates.
All right, so we are going to trust a document supposedly from Kenya that is at best a “certification” of another document, but we will not trust the State of Hawaii and the Republican Governor of the same.
Actually, by Republican intellectual standards of late, that makes some sense. After all, if Hawaii’s Republican governor was any good, wouldn’t they have resigned by now?
Our Peggy stresses the bounds of Twitter. Soon, she will post something with exactly 140 characters: a Twitter haiku, if you will.
I knew Anne Hathaway, sir, and she was no floater.
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