Who Is Fred Thompson And Why Are We Posting This?

That’s pretty much the entire day’s work for Fred. Back to napping between his wife’s silicone enhanced rack.

Twitter was down? Why the hell didn’t anybody twat about it?

Fred is never as funny as he thinks he is. And he was a lazy-ass senator who courted the perks, but avoided the work.

They had their chance to launch “1984.” It’s Barack’s turn now.

Today is the day Fred earned his reputation as “Dipshit Magoo.”

Why do these 20-something Republican ghost-twatters insist on using an ellipsis in every fucking post? Extemporaneous punctuation is egregiously stupid when you’re writing in a limited character medium.

It’s so cute how these guys talk about “enemies” of any Democratic Administration and invent all these stories about “hit lists” and so on, while when their ideal Wingnut President was in office they went around making lists of enemies that they actually did kidnap, hog tie, and torture or gave them to some other goons to torture for them.

Russkies don’t take a dump without makin a plan, son. So you just gotta torture everyone and let God sort em out.

Acting!!!1111!!

White House enemies are tortured, reading twitter is torture. This Thompson guy might really be onto something.

GAH, that is terrible structure, even for a twat.

I must have been drinking a lot and that may have been why I pass out on the sidwalk outside my house #tcoot #farters.

I thought his note said Tweet Dreck. Hasn’t Twitter died yet?

One day Obama should decide to do all the things the right-wing slapdicks claim he’s already doing. Just declare Socialism, paint his face like the joker, shut down Twitter, have an orgy with European leaders, change the official language to French and declare himself Chief Witch Doctor of Kenya.

It would be the best calling out of dares ever.

On the contrary, I think the Obama administration is secretly providing all the venture capital that’s currently allowing Twitter to operate. Precisely because they hate their enemies so much and wish them harm.

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[re=379987]Noodle Salad[/re]:

insist on using an ellipsis

Yeah I’ve decided that that …. habit is the same as the classic bad comedian doing that trailing off thing after telling a joke, you know the “And she was wearing a turnip twaddler! So anyway,” that serves as a rimshot or filler, presumably so it won’t leave the comic out there hanging in case no one realizes that they’re supposed to laugh. Or something. Just as annoying.

Here’s the story about the Republicans claiming that Obama is compiling an “enemies list.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/06/republicans-claim-white-h_n_252721.html

If you read the story, the only conclusion one could come up with is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!?????

(sorry for the all caps and rant– too much coffee)

Fred Thompson is not important enough to be on anybody’s list of enemies, except maybe the one his wife keeps in the back corner of the upper dresser drawer beneath her white undies in the bedroom. On that he is Number Three.

[re=379990]Bill E Pilgrim[/re]: Foolish Fred and the rest of Nixon’s boys think EVERY administration has a White House Enemies List. They are the Princes of Projection.

Man, I hope Fred don’t sue you, because I’m pretty sure he’s not a donkey.

[re=380003]nbawriter[/re]: You are my God.

[re=379996]magic titty[/re]: tcot=top conservatives on twitter, which I suppose is necessary for us to know they aren’t bottoms?

Well, of course he’s got an enemies list. Doesn’t everybody?

[re=380014]imissopus[/re]: He never even pretended like he was interested in the actual work of being senator.

[re=380009]Bill E Pilgrim[/re]: OK, to paraphrase Joe Biden then: all you need for a Republican twatter is Obama, Socialism, a verb, and an ellipsis. Am I right? Rim shot……………..

Goddammit, Fred. Just when I had gotten all superior yesterday about Kentuckians being stoopider than Tennesseans…

[re=380036]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Well, Kentucky is stall represented by Jim Bunning, so there’s that to hold over them.

You kids stay off Fred’s Twitter!

That’s not funny for an actual human — but for Fred, whose main acting talent was taking his glasses of resolutely, it’s the pinnacle of comedy.
And don’t expect more — that twitter was about as much effort as he put into his presidential campaign, so he’s already bored and moving on to something else.

[re=380022]Bearbloke[/re]:
his candidacy crashed and burned 1 month into Primary Season, no?

No, he kept everyone guessing for months, entered long after everyone else already had, and he got far more attention by not announcing than he ever did once he announced.

Everyone was all a twitter about whether he’d run, then once he did everyone said Oh. Him. Right.

Funny to think that Twitter didn’t even really exist then, and here we are only a year later and I still don’t care that it does.

Hooray For Anything: download paltalk (paltalk.com) and search for the name obama. and you’ll see all these anti obama rooms…and you’ll see they believe this enemies list. one told me after i asked him if he believed in the fema camps. He said yes he did and he didnt think he would live (cause he would be killed) to make it to the camps. I told him good bye and waved at him. of course they kicked me out the room once i talked about the birth certificate and that its hosted on a bipartiasan site. (bipatriasn means liberal) And they accused me of being someone else who also had a brain because he said the same thing I said.

I thought it was real interesting when they said they have seen the fema birth camp pictures but when friends and I asked to see them they asked us to look for them and not do our work for us…meanwhile they were still bitching about not seeing the real birth certificate…I though hmmm ironic.

Fred and his hero:

http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fred_and_larry.jpg

I sent this note to Big John Cornwyn about his views on this matter

“By requesting that citizens send “fishy” emails to the White House, it is inevitable that the names, email addresses, IP addresses, and private speech of U.S. citizens will be reported to the White House. You should not be surprised that these actions taken by your White House staff raise the specter of a data collection program. As Congress debates health care reform and other critical policy matters, citizen engagement must not be chilled by fear of government monitoring the exercise of free speech rights.

I can only imagine the level of justifiable outrage had your predecessor asked Americans to forward emails critical of his policies to the White House. I suspect that you would have been leading the charge in condemning such a program–and I would have been at your side denouncing such heavy-handed government action.” – John Cornyn

Dear Senator Cornyn

You know Mr. Cornyn I wanted a pic of you to masturbate all over but after hearing about you saying that the President has a hit list and going with the extreme nutcases in our party well I think I’ll have to find somene else to enjoy myself over.

Sincerely

Tom

I hope I broke his heart.

boinggg: now that’s a real actor. I don’t even think he’s republican in real life.

[re=380020]imissopus[/re]: Ah, another “before my time” thing. Between this and Ginsberg, and I’m not even technically YOUNG anymore. You people, and your arthritis meds….

“Fred? Hey, Freddie, it’s your agent, Swifty Goldman here. Hey, that new show, “Law and Order: Winguts” called, and they offered you that part, at 700,000 grand a year, babe! I know it’s TV, and the movies pay you double that, but this is a promising show, and you can always do two films in the off-season! Let me know, babe! Oh,and Fred, STAY OFF THE DAMN TWITTER THING PLEASE. Thanks!”

[re=380058]gurukalehuru[/re]: One reason that won’t happen: There’s not enough Cialis in the world to get Fred “ready for that special moment.”

[re=380022]Bearbloke[/re]: It could be worse – he could be 9iu11iani. Flushed away $50 million of OPM for a single delegate.

I bet he thinks Twitter is some really difficult thing to master, that only “smart” people know how to use it, and that people can’t wait to read what “words of wisdom” he has to give.

I can’t wait till we have the FEMA Concentration camps operational.