WHAT IS KOREA DOING TO YOUR WONKETTE? Well that was a fun last hour of HELL and NOTHING WORKING. Jesus. It makes sense, though, that after obliterating Twitter and Facebook, “they” would next set their Internet dragon on the third most important website, Wonkette. Hopefully it’s over. Thank you tech elves!
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But what does Fred Thompson have to say about this?
I think you’re on someone’s frienemies list.
I know! None of my comments during that time are relevant anymore…
Whew… that was the longest hour of my life! I almost had to work.
I figured Jim maxed out the company storage with his insatiable appetite for amputee porn.
Damn you Bill Clinton! You bartered away the internets!
Noonington’s computer boy?
I was worried sick. I hear the “enemy list” is getting pretty long over there at the Reichstag.
That was the series of tubes purging itself of the “wise empathetic latina will legislate from the bench” meme. It took a while, but on the bright side, there’s a stinking heap of BS at the colon end of it — ideally somewhere near Wasilla.
That scared me. I thought that The Rapture had happend and I was Left Behind…
the eye of sauron fixes our sweet wonkette in its mesmerizing gaze. for full an hour she is paralyzed, till snatched from the clutches of evil by the good elf techie.
Oh noes! Our identities haz bin haxx0red!
THANK GOG! I was starting to worry that my acid went bad!
Here’s a screen grab of the
HORRIFIC CARNAGE.
But be forewarned—it’s quite graphic, and not for the faint of heart.
Are you sure we’re not now trapped in the Alternative Universe Wonkette??..
That half hour took me to a place beyond good and evil, where I was alone … in the dark, .. cold and shivering.
You mean how it is now is how its SUPPOSED to be???
I’m just glad it wasn’t me alone with this problem.
Whew!
Ok, which one of you pissed off Barry this time?
[re=380347]Bearbloke[/re]: OMGzzzzzzzzzz!!!1!!!!
The background color changed from #fcf8e9 to #e9f2fc! THEY ARE WATCHING US.
It was the NRA, pissed because Sotomayor will now confiscate everyone’s guns and turn them into abortion tools.
Thank the FSM you’re back. I thought I inadvertently broke Wonkette.
I called it! Hope your server-hamster is recovering well.
Can’t says I care much about Twitter ‘coz it sux.
Wonkette will survive, just like Gloria Gaynor did.
But since FACEBOOK is CIA all the way, fuck&rickroll those trolls Lil Kim! Bubba’s got yer back!
Cruising for a stroke from the banhammer there, [re=380366]iwillsavethispatient[/re]?
I gots news for you Jim. I hasn’t been just an hour. It’s either one of two evils:
1) L’il Kim Jong has kidnapped the Wonkette for his nefarious crazy-ass plans. Or,
2) The Insurance companies have managed to get inside the heads of a few republican, Jesusy types, to disrupt the large intertubes of the Wonkette.
That, or you need more ram Scottie.
[re=380390]V572625694[/re]: Erm, yeah, I’m sorry about that. In my defense, how else will I keep up-to-date with the goings on of the lustrous Meg McCabe?
Why are you blaming Chick Corea for cyber-vandalism? He’s just a musician, nothing more.
Oh, good, Wonkette is back! I can stop masturbating to hippopotamus-and-wizard cyberporn. (I think it’s cyber.)
[re=380406]stanpan[/re]: He is into Scientology now.
[re=380364]chascates[/re]: Used properly, a gun is an abortion tool.
…Gross.
RedState is obviously clogged up tonight..won’t take a single post. I encourage all Wonketeers to take advantage of our poor RedState
Ya’ll go on over to RedState and ask a patriot why Saxby Chambliss couldn’t fight in the war….his bad knees and all, that kept him out of Vietnam, but keep him in the top golfers in DC
Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT. I had the perfect rejoinder to your description of Fred Thompson (last post, before everything went to MOTHERFUCKING HELL IN A HANDBASKET). Now, I haz a profound sad. Boo.
But Fred Thompson is still a gassy, corpulent waddlebutt. There. Chew on that, haxxors.
[re=380434]chascates[/re]: Wha?! I guess next you’ll tell me that John McLaughlin isn’t really a guitarist but is instead a frog-faced shouty teevee turd.
Peggy Noonian Singh sicced Little Miss Hathaway on us.
CIA Facebook
MI6 CIA Mossad Twitter Toy
Left and rights of passage, black and whites of youth.
Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?
Obsolete absolute.
Anthrax Intimidation.
JFK RFK MLK Malcolm.
Israel-first dual-nationals.
InfoWars on a PrisonPlanet?
A very RawStory on PressTV.
Whistle-Blower leaks multiply.
Beware the divide and conquer.
Both parties are corrupt to the core.
Honesty compassion conscience guts.
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil?
Elite Ruling Class Greed or “public servants”?
Independents agree on more than we disagree.
AIPAC 9/11 Bankers Extortion Blackmail Bribery.
Wall Street Bailout Bill: Bush McCain Obama et al.
Poodles, Puppets, Sham debates, & Scam elections.
Has the Government & Propaganda Media lied to you?
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
Chronic lying as career path, intellectual prostitution for paycheck.
DNC & RNC have both sold out the country in order to enrich themselves.
Future of a Nation that can not trust the Government & Propaganda Media?
Realignment of American Politics:
Anderson Baldwin Carter Choate Clemente Gonzalez Gravel Kaptur Kucinich McKinney Nader Paul Perot Sheehan Ventura
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