- RAND PAUL GIVES THE PAULTARDS THEIR CUE: Watch out, Kentucky: “Rand is open to recycling other ideas, too. ‘We love the idea of the blimp,’ he tells us. ‘They can bring the blimp back, by all means.’” NOTED. [US News, Ron Paul Forums]
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Meh. Wake me when they get the Rand Paul cat.
Jesus Christ, Newell. You lose a bet? Why are you reading the RonPaul forums?
It takes $400K/month to maintain the blimp. All that gold weight must be kind of hard on the poor old blimp.
Too bad Liz Glover jumped ship.
Wonkette needs a blimp, or at least action figures (sans commie kung-fu grip).
Any type of gasbag would be appropriate, really.
They’re such a charmingly excitable group of people.
BREAKING: Pusillanimous Pete the Pistol-Packing Patriotic Paultard will be on “Hardball” this afternoon.
Hmmmm… Kentucky. Land of smoky mountains which have lots of clouds and precipitation. Yeah, a blimp could fly pretty well in there and be seen on the ground. Probably not end well when a hillbilly shoots the damned thing down.
“Ma/Sis! I gots me an air whale!”
PLEASE< PLEASE, PLEASE!!!! Bring back the BLIMP!!!!
I vote for bringing back phlogiston.
Blimp-man Jerry Collette is now a citizen of Lakotah, which already seceded from the United States:
… Means was traveling with an attache, Lakotah’s volunteer attorney general, Jerry Collette. A Libertarian activist and a paralegal who recently emigrated to Lakotah from his longtime home in North Carolina, Collette is most renowned for the intricate, loopholing legal work he did last winter to enable the supporters of presidential candidate Ron Paul to fly a campaign blimp up and down the East Coast. Ethnically French-Canadian, Collette is 56 years old, with long gray hair and a shaggy gray beard. In contrast to Means, he is a meager physical presence — slender and only 5-foot-4. On this road trip, as Means luxuriated on the hotel’s single queen bed, Collette was sleeping on the floor. “I’m a guerrilla,” he explained, “and if you’re a guerrilla, you just don’t grumble about little discomforts.”
[re=383487]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: +1
[re=383478]Gopherit[/re]: +1
Shorts is way more animated when the Paultards have a blimp.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here in Florence (KY), we are already overrun with Paultards. There has to be something you can do to stop him before Kentucky is destroyed.
[re=383471]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “Oh, the huge manatee!”
Ron Paul’s blimp was more of a national PR stunt and it did generate about 4 times what we paid for it in publicity.
Really now.
[re=383478]Gopherit[/re]: PLEASE< PLEASE, PLEASE!!!! Bring back the BLIMP!!!!
oh god yes. pleaseopleaseopleaseoplease
Are they going to pay the blimp people this time?
Well, the free market took care of Kent Snyder. So any bets on which sucker runs this campaign?
[re=383536]glamourdammerung[/re]: Kent Brockman?
[re=383499]Roger3815[/re]: Really? You want to save Kentucky?
[re=383500]Extemporanus[/re]: Most impressive. Lakehurst NAS salutes you.
YES! YES! A thousand times yes! From this day forth my primary purpose in life will be to monitor the skies of Louisville for the Paultard blimp.
Suspended under a twilight canopy
We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We’ll find a cloud to hide us
We’ll keep the moon beside us
Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Balloon…
Up, up, and away…..
Remember this freak from the last GOP primary cycle?
She’s back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4MPRFdfzcw
I miss The Great Paultard Warz.
So is General Nick Parr (Farr, or whatever his name is / was) in retirement? Are we going to be needing to recall him to duty soon?
[re=383495]Don Juanquete[/re]: He hasn’t spent a winter there yet! For those of you who haven’t see the map, it’s basically the Northern Great Plains, N. & S. Dakota, Nebraska, etc.
Zhu Bajie
[re=383471]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Kentucky’s main crop is pot, main LEGAL crop, tobacco. The hillbilly pot growers might well not like a spy blimp over-head.
On the other hand, the blimps are based in central Ohio, which is not far away.
Zhu Bajie
[re=383499]Roger3815[/re]: Tell the Baptists that Libertarians are atheists.
Zhu Bajie
If they could start a regular passenger blimp service as an alternative to trains/cars, that might actually be a good thing. But I suppose asking Libertarians to co-operate on something practical is like asking cats to co-operate.
Zhu Bajie
Blimp? Check
Darts? Check
Bruce Dern? Check
2010 Super Bowl in an un-domed stadium? Check
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