NO, SORRY, WE CANNOT FULLY MOCK THIS TRAGIC PAJAMAS TEEVEE MOVIE: As much as we like to take requests from young conservative portions of the Internet during “Monday Fun Lunch Hour,” this terrible Pajamas TV thing, where their token black guy gets tortured by Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Il, is just impossible to finish. The astonishing racism near the middle — haw haw, the yellows can’t pronounce the letter “L,” SO… SO IT SOUNDS LIKE “R” ALL THE TIME INSTEAD! — is decent. And yet. Why is Nancy Pelosi stripping? This is when we turned it off. Thanks anyway! [PJTV via Conor Friedersdorf]
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Something offended our Wonkette?
That just makes me want to watch it even more!
That’s the worst short film I’ve ever seen, and I went to film school.
I loved that guy’s minstrel act in Birth of a Nation, though.
Conservatards are bad at funny.
Except for Ann Coulter. He’s hilarious!
Got through only a few seconds.
“Torture is good when people’s lives depend on it.” ???!
No, torture is always bad.
But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it.
If only their token negroid wingnut were honest, I could sympathize with him.
From the comments section:
“If you are the kind of person who thinks that making jokes about Michelle Malkin being a Filipina whore who puts ping pong balls up her cunt is screamingly funny, then you should definitely get together with that incisive political commentator Conor Friedersdorf and read Wonkette. The rest of us will pass.”
I do find that screamingly funny, but must have missed that particular Wonkette post. Jim, repost please — with photo? Thanks.
Roger Sterling doing blackface on last night’s Mad Men was less cringy than PJTV.
What next about Asian people, Geniuzes? I hear that we don’t drive well and apparently have tiny penises, but you might want to remember that we are supposedly skilled in martial arts and super duper smarts.
Malkin put on a lot of weight for that roll.
That part where Zo (?) “Bromskys” Nanci Pelosi was pretty awesome. The rest was just confusing. Why was Kim Jong Il there again? Why would Nanci Pelosi torture the guy? Cuz he said something snarky in a previous (stupid) video?
Casting a Japanese as a Korean… racial insensitize much, conservatards?
The only thing missing was Mallard Fillmore getting a**-f***ed by Rush Limpbaugh.
I just woke up and at first read pajamas teevee and thought it was those big hollywood jokers. Then I read the description and it might as well be, for all the not making sense and unemployable actors.
[re=398886]bored with gravity[/re]:
That shit with the ping-pong balls never gets old.
[re=398886]bored with gravity[/re]: Ping pong balls? Are you sure? I thought it was bowling balls.
I’m going to assume that the idea for this video was conceived in the same brain twat as that Small Wonder TV show.
[re=398886]bored with gravity[/re]: At last, a litmus test.
So the Asians can’t say the letter ‘L’ huh?
So why are they all named Lee or Li or Liu? (okay only the Chinese and Koreans you wouldn’t see a Lee in Japan so often.)
How would Kim say his own name? Kim Jung Ir?
Stupid PJ monkeys.
Exactly what I thought a Passion Play put on by Katherine Harris would look like.
OK, look here. If we don’t start seeing some mouseovers pretty damn soon, I’m not going to buy that trashy Elizabethan novel thingie on the left and wonkette will be begging for federal bailouts in no time. Sorry, but you forced me into this position. I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this.
[re=398887]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Smart, yes, but you folks need to pick up your game. I’ve been watching the Spelling Bee finals in the US for a couple of years, and the fucking Indians are BRINGING IT.
its cool that conservatives cant be funny
[re=398886]bored with gravity[/re]:
It’s pretty much a pretty crude way of saying that MM is the sort that would do anything to get more and that despite her family’s high society background that she’s no different than the ‘Po City women who did just that to get more bucks from horny US Sailors.
Does Kristen Atkinson write for PJTV? Because this is some fucked in the head hilarious shit.
Good for “zo”, whoever the fuck that is, for getting in some asskicking of some white cops, that’s some good racialist-ism. It’s funnier when you realize that he thinks you’re laughing _with_ him.
[re=398920]Dave J.[/re]:
Heh. No worries until the Indians start winning the Westinghouse Science Fairs.
[re=398886]bored with gravity[/re]: a) it was probably a comment(s)
b) yes that is always funny…and true!!!
That was just fucking awful. There wasn’t a funny or insightful moment in the whole terrible five minutes. And the worst part is, I gots to watch 11 more of these things before I must register!!1!
Rearry? You need to make fun of Tina Fey during amateur comedy hour? Pathetic.
[re=398920]Dave J.[/re]: Well, the Indians are technically Asian, so they’re still boss.
[re=398932]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Intel took it over- I realize that is not the point but really, I just like to correct people
Those looking to study the abomination to comedy that is the conservative parody need look no further than Fox New’s “Half Hour News Hour”; enraging tripe of the lowest caliber.
How can we discuss PJTV without mentioning its leading newz correspondent, Joe the Plumber.
“Torture is good when people’s lives depend on it.”
Except this time we mean it amirite?
[re=398906]Tommmcatt[/re]: Seriously. And there’s way more than a passing resemblance to Malkin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu9gbuKpKc
WOW! That was bad.
The only humor to be derived from this hearty walloping meatloaf of fecal matter will come when Michele Bachmann posts this on her website as a documentary.
I couldn’t get past the commercial at the beginning. “Coolest conservative content on the web?”
Guys, if you have to put in the “conservative” qualifier, maybe it’s not all that cool in general?
[re=398887]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You don’t drive well and have tiny penises? Why didn’t I know this?
I am never up on the latest slurs. Guess I should be reading more Republican Web sites.
Let me guess. Quentin Tarrantino directed this shit. Right?
I think this could hold its own against the crummier SNL skits. Or should that be SNR rofr
If I said I thought the person in the sunglasses was Yoko Ono, I’d be dating myself, right?
(Just because she did hire Mark Chapman to make a martyr out of John, before he dumped her for May Ping or whatever her name was.)
[re=398953]grendel[/re]: I stopped watching at that point. You insult Tina Fey, it’s fucking on. Anybody want to get in on some warblogging?
“If you are the kind of person who thinks that making jokes about Michelle Malkin being a Filipina whore who puts ping pong balls up her cunt is screamingly funny”
Actually, I find it insulting & degrading – to the whores.
They have self-control & dedication to their craft that Little Miss Marble-Countertops can only dream of … they actually deliver value for money, not prefab xenophobic detritus tarted up to look like an opinion … & when have you ever heard of a whore stalking a sick child?
[re=399367]lulzmonger[/re]: Billard balls, old boy. Those were billard balls.
Or perhaps 3 pounder shot from one of the long carronades off the H.M.S. Hermes.
Either way, nothing as harmless as a ping pong ball has ever shot out of Ms. Makin’s Nether Reaches.
What’s that about Tina Fey? Am I the only one alive that never thought she was ever funny?
Comedy that isn’t funny is funnier than comedy that’s only mediocre. It’s metacomedy.
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