Ah, what to do with a shill and a slut like Maria?

I didn’t know that Maria’s voice sounded like LaVerne and Shirley combined.

Wow, words fail me.

CNBC, heckuva job hiring that one.

Someone who setup a lot of the on air technology at CNBC told me she is a nasty, short, idiot.

On the Richter Scale of stupidity, where an increase of 1 represents a tenfold increase in neuron-killing, “Keep the government out of my Medicare!” is a 7.4 and “If Medicare’s so great, why aren’t you on it?” is a devastating 8.6

Unemployment insurance is a really great government program too, Maria. You should try it.

She later retorted, “Well, if you like medicare so much why don’t you marry it? Huh? Mr. WEINER?!?!?!”

If you like Medicare so much why don’t you marry it?

Ahh, yes, the sight of her shining eyes, her luscious lips and the sound of the wind in her head.

[re=399929]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: zomg, she is short too! Well, that does it. Boycott.

[re=399919]The Cold Sea[/re]: let her eat cake.

Remember, this is the woman who had $0 after two rounds playing Jeopardy. After she was ‘gifted’ with $1000 to allow her to play Double Jeopardy, she finished up with $300. Good investment policy!

Oh, the sea of intellectuals on the Cnbc, with Kramer at the lead. Yes but, the UK has free insurance for honk nosed, exophthalmic goiter bug eyes like yourself, poor sick people hater.

I would love to see a Dumbest Person on Television debate/cage match between this vacuous ‘tard and Steve Doocy.

That performance makes 77 cents on the dollar look like a steal for the ladies.

She is a dundercunt.

In the future, to distract media critics, she will be required to read stock quotes naked while jumping up and down on a trampoline.

[re=399948]Egregious[/re]: I saw her on some PBS show or other, and my first thought after the first stupid thing she said (which was the first thing she said) was “I bet money that she sucked a whole lot of cock to get where she is today.”

[re=399949]TGY[/re]: And that $300 was only thanks to the “Your Ass or a Hole in the Ground” category, in which she went one for three.

She must think ‘Medic-aide’ is a government sponsored sexual aide program.

This is what happens when you politicize the news, facts, and reality. I love the fact that it happened on MSNBC, weren’t they positioning themselves as the “liberal” counterpart to Fox News? Thank God for football season(both the hand-ball variant and the foot-ball variant,It really doesn’t matter if Healthcare Reform doesn’t get passed this time around. Thankfully there is a threshold as to when more and more people will start falling through the donut in a few years time and realize that: hey, the system is failing us. Maybe, just maybe, people won’t fall for blatantly stupid lies against reform. Kudos to her for managing to drag the NHS into this.

MSMBC doesn’t seem to have a way to let you tell them what morons you think they are. Been tryin’ ever since this popped up on HuffPo. Anybody got an addy that will actually reach someone who might give a shit?

I mean CNBC, which maybe is why I didn’t get anywhere. I’m such a moron, you see.

Maria Bartiromo may not know shit about Medicare, but she could identify the penises of the CEO’s of the Fortune 100, from the blow jobs.

At least she makes Jenna Bush look like Edward R. Murrow.

SHE WAS BORN ON SEPTEMBER THE 11TH (1967). Why does CNBC hate America?

[re=399937]geminisunmars[/re]:
“I know – OT – but did any one see Moyer on Maher Friday night? (Moyer on Maher – hard to type, much less say). I so pray somehow Obama saw it.”
Yes, it was fantastic. Bill Moyers is one of my heros. I didn’t agree with everything he said (fight for what you want & blow the whole reform bill). But, he is a national treasure, a true genius & caring man.(not many of those left). His 2 series on Joseph Campbell were spectacular. Rent, buy, & listen to these. Fantastic.

What a glorious example of a Brain-Death Panel.

[re=399937]geminisunmars[/re]:
Also, here is the Maher/Moyers Interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSQ2DWkVE0
And as far as Prez watching, I hope so too. I think he has a lot to learn. I saw him talking about the flu today. Something is missing. What is going on with this guy? Moyers talked about the corporate whoring going on. Who is the one making deals with them? Give them an inch, they will STEAL a mile.

I liked her better when she played Janice Soprano.

Wadda shitstain.

I thought Jon Stewart destroyed CNBC when he neutered assclown Cramer? People still watch these liars?

[re=399977]JooJoo Bee[/re]: CNBC DOES have e-mail addresses somewhere on their website that will get you right to the studio. I recently received a snotty personal reply from Joe Kernan to one of my pithy observations.

It would be tough to pick the five worst people on CNBC, but the ones that make me change the channel immediately are: Joe MFing Kernan, Larry Liberals-stole-my-Hair Kudlow, Jim Even-when-I’m-right-I’m-Wrong Kramer, Maria Face-not-ready-for-HD Bartiromo and that stupid Rick guy in Chicago. Our country would be better off if the whole damn channel disappeared.

[re=400003]dum librul[/re]: you were right the first time, morning joe. I saw it to. I don’t know why they feel if Micha is gone they have to bring in some “pleasant looking” woman to sit in her chair…either empty-headed Savannah Guthrie or Maria B.

Rep. Weiner just finished a stirring debate on health care reform with “Money Hunny” Bartiromo on MSNBC, which concluded with the most honest lines ever delivered. Weiner said — and I’m paraphrasing for lack of transcript — that his responsibility in all of this is to the taxpayers; Bartiromo, wanting to get the last word in, summed up her argument by stating that it’s her responsibility to protect the “investors” (i.e., the insurance industry’s bottom line.)

[re=400012]takes12no1[/re]: I meant she did it to Matt Taibbi on Morning Joe, if my memory serves. Weiner’s exchange was primarily between him and Scarborough, but either way Joe’s lines were almost the same as Maria’s. He simply couldn’t understand a world without health insurance companies, and the suggestion that they didn’t need to be there at all seemed to make him break inside. The worst part is he was using that suggestion to bait Weiner into admitting he didn’t think insurance companies needed to be there making a profit off of people’s health issues, as though there is some fundamental right among US Murikans to profit off of anything.

From Wikipedia:
In March, 2006, Bartiromo appeared as a contestant on celebrity Jeopardy. Matched against CNN news anchor Anderson Cooper and Kweisi Mfume, President of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. After two rounds Bartiromo finished with $0, having only attempted to answer two questions in the Double Jeopardy round, answering only one correctly. Because her balance of $0 following the Double Jeopardy round would have made her ineligible for the Final Jeopardy round, Maria was ‘gifted’ $1,000 in order to keep playing. Maria answered the Final Jeopardy question incorrectly, and finished the game with $300 of the $1,000 she had been ‘gifted’.

[re=399961]V572625694[/re]: oh thank god for that minor in Economics. I was worried for a second that she might not be qualified.

Where’s a fat Genoa salami when you really need one? Shaddap!

Somehow even the original lyrics are apropos. Have a happy nausea.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown?

[re=400020]Rukasu[/re]: Jesus christ doing the Boogaloo, she did that awful? And on celebrity Jeopardy? You know they dumb that shit down, right?

That there’s our next president. The Jew, not the girl.

[re=399977]JooJoo Bee[/re]: Maybe, but I bet you knew Medicare is for the olds.

[re=400081]TGY[/re]: In the land of the blind, honey….

Betcha Jon Stewart won’t be taking the Munny Hunny to task.

I can’t even snark. I haz too much a sad about the future.

At some point the inmates of the asylum, duly in possession of the keys for the last 10 years, handed them over to the village idiot, who previously had been deemed too harmless to bother incarcerating. That was before said idiot worked for her money the proper american way, by marrying it.

Eh, I got nothin. Now I haz a double sad.

[re=400072]CaiteeCruelle[/re]:
“I just called CNBC and registered my disgust with Maria. 1-877-251-5685.”
Great idea. Thanks for the number. They are supposedly the great financial talking heads of the world & Miss Bug Eyes doesn’t know that 44 yr olds don’t get Medicare? I say get the b fired.

Why are the hot ones with money always stupid? I’m lookin’ at you, Ariana Huffington.

“Why don’t I use Medicare? ‘Cause I’m in Congress, lady. I have my own personal gold-walled clinic, staffed with brilliant Swiss physicians and pneumatic Swedish nurses who give me daily vitamin injections. Oh, by the way, thanks, I guess.”

[re=399954]dum librul[/re]: No, no! Not Doocy. He may be a douchebag, but I don’t think he’s quite as stupid as he acts. The other guy, Brian whatshisname, he’s a genuine dumbass. He and Maria would be perfect as two of the three contestants on “Ignorant Fuck Celebrity Jeopardy!”.

[re=399979]Come here a minute[/re]: Maria Bartiromo may not know shit about Medicare, but she could identify the penises of the CEO’s of the Fortune 100, from the blow jobs.

Were you talking about when she identifies them by sight or the really impressive feat wheres she’s blindfolded and identifies them by taste?

[re=399961]V572625694[/re]: What do you do for money, honey? How do you get your licks? What do you do for money, honey? How do you get your tricks?