JAPAN’S NEW FIRST LADY IS VERY MAGICAL & SPECIAL: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,’ Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year. ‘It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.’” [Reuters]
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America’s first lady went to Uranus.
Meh. They don’t have any nukes. Besides, it didn’t involve tentacle sex. That’s a major step up.
The Dream of the Premier’s Wife.
Still not as retarded as Gog & Magog.
“really green” is that a code for something. Because if it is, I like her.
>it didn’t involve tentacle sex
What makes you so sure?
Triangle shaped UFO? Venus? All that is needed is that the aliens are from the planet Lesbos.
[re=400913]4tehlulz[/re]: Because Venusians don’t have tentacles! Duh!
My soul needs a ride someplace beautiful after that last post.
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[re=400916]ManchuCandidate[/re]: What about the landing strip in Brazil?
Does she know Dennis Kucinich?
The “UFO” her “soul” rode to “Venus” is now up for sale.
This is what I’m talking about, when I’m talking about running.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSqGtOj72Q4
Iko o iko o everybody let’s go!
They’re called dreams, honey — it’s what happens to us if the Xanax wears off too soon before the sleeping pills kick in.
Although now that Cheri Blair is out of the picture, it’s nice to have another go-to loopy Prime Minister’s wife to pick up the slack.
[re=400908]Pilate[/re]: Came in here to say that.
No sodomy? Fuckin’ lowest bidding aliens!
Now the Japanese have change they can believe in, too.
No more BSG for you, Number 8.
http://www.amazon.co.jp/曙光-Mable/dp/B001QVX5S6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1251915512&sr=8-1
Audio clip for track #11 (the English title of this would be “Venus”)
[re=400939]Chuckie Jesus[/re]: Thank you, Mr. Jesus.
I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before. That album’s been in heavy rotation on my iPod since before the iPod was invented. I’m bookmarking that one for my daughters.
If Yoko Ono can break up the Beatles, Hatoyama can bring down the japanese governmant.
Has she got a sister?
Crazy = hawt!!1!
So, Dennis Kucinich is the Prime Minister of Japan? I’ve got a funny feeling that would work.
Laura Bush filled hundreds of notebooks with similar prose.
What is wrong with the Japanese? Every one knows that good political writing involves either tales of your dog, lesbian sex, or rape by bears.
Is that how women describe their getaways with Mark Sanford?
That dude must have a gold-plated schlong.
[re=400985]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Hawt-o-yama mama!
Well, Rosario Murillo needed someone groovy to hang out with during UN meetings….
District 9 was the best damn action/war/sci-fi/gangster/blacksploitation/romance/witchcraft/UFO/social commentary/animation movie of the year. No Japanese in the saucer though, it did lack Japanese. No Jews with baseball bats, or nazzies.
Not Transformers but did pretty good in the robot department. Baby prawns were cute enough to stand up to one of those movies with talking dogs.
[re=400916]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Clearly a mistranslation; she meant Delta of Venus.
Well there was something triangular shaped, but what rode in it was a penis.
Whatever else her soul got up to has been lost in translation.
From The Telegraph:
Japan’s leader in waiting credits his success with her support.
“I feel relieved when I arrive home,” he said in an interview for a book, praising her for limitless cheerfulness and ability to give him new energy.
Yes, apparently the sex really is that good.
I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street… many days no business come to my hut… my hut… but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo… dung. …Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans… and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.”
She may have flown to Venus.
But then she circled back in a time warp, and dropped that 500 pounder right down the funnel of the U.S.S. Arizona.
Bloody Nips.
Japan’s new broom will need all the help he can get to banish his political foes to the land of wind and ghosts.
The atmosphere consists almost entirely (96%) of carbon dioxide (CO2), a greenhouse gas responsible for the incredibly hot, greater than 400ºC conditions on Venus, surpassing the melting point of lead. The rest of the atmosphere is comprised of 3% nitrogen, 0.003% water vapor, and small quantities of other gases. The atmosphere rises to about 400km above the surface of the planet. The clouds situated around 30 km above the surface are rich in sulfuric acid; during precipitation the acid rain evaporates before hitting the ground.
So, yeah… probably a really green place.
“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,’
Please, she just cribed this from the erotic Internet musings of one Kristen Macguire.
This just in- President Obama has just announced the new U.S. Ambassador to Japan:
Shirley MacLaine…
I like where this is going.
What? Nobody’s picked up that she’s been anally probed at this point. That’s what those fucking aliens all do to me
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