OH WHAT SO NOW WE CAN ALL MARRY PINTS OF ICE CREAM?? In celebration of Vermont’s starting to issue same-sex marriage licenses, radical snacktime propagandists Ben & Goebbels will be calling Chubby Hubby, one of their lesser flavors, by the similar name of “Hubby Hubby.” The ice cream will only be gay for September and then it will go back to its wife and kids. [Times Online]
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Yeah, just gay for September. That’s what my girlfriend said.
I believe this flavor is packed with fudge, yes?
We have to get our US American ice cream news from London? The MSM really is in trouble if they can no longer afford to cut & paste a PR pamphlet.
“Chubby Chubby” equally as appropriate, no?
Don’t tell the Conservo’s, but men are going to lick this off of each other.
Wouldn’t calling it Santorum address both the law and the consistency of the discharge/ice cream?
[re=401688]memzilla[/re]: Wow. Why the fuck didn’t I think of that. You, sir/madam, are awesome.
It should really at least be gay until Cocktober.
[re=401688]memzilla[/re]: Had to leave the office on that one…
“chocolate-covered peanut butter-filled pretzel nuggets. ”
That’s the problem with these fancy ice creams, they throw so much in there that nothing is outstanding. I’m a simple man, give me a simple ice cream. Throwing in cookie dough or chocolate chips or a fudge swirl or cookie crumbles or fruit or something is fine. A nice contrasting flavor or texture is great. Peanut butter would be fine. Pretzels would be fine. Peanut butter filled pretzels covered in chocolate is just taking it too far. But we live in a society where taking things to their extremes is considered a point of pride. And we end up with the Birthers. And no one wants that.
More like Ben ON Jerry.
[re=401696]TheNavOne[/re]: Only at the American embassy in Kabul.
No Spunky Monkey?
If Hubby Hubby is out now, it’s only a matter of time before they introduce Bestiality Brittle.
As long as I can scoop it out of my bodyguard’s anus, does it matter what we call it?
What do you think Edy’s is going to counter with: “Extreme Fudge Pack”(TM) ,or, the “Santorum”? Can anyone guess what the ingredients will be?
Ice cream is so freakin’ gay. Gimme an appletini instead.
[re=401719]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Duck Delight
They tried this with a girl-on-girl flavor but it was too hot to stay frozen.
Why no Wifey Wifey?
It could be pie flavored.
Sorry.
Meh, now, if Fudgie the Whale or Cookie Puss comes out of the closet let me know, that post will write itself!
Ben, Jerry, think of the children.
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Boy. Michele’s gonna be crankin’ out the crazy when she hears about this. Could be fun.
[re=401707]TheNavOne[/re]: Bravo
[re=401735]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I may be a straight female, but sweet cherry pie ice cream labeled as Wifey Wifey would be a-ok in my book.
Could they please name an ice cream after self-abuse?
[re=401736]freakishlystrong[/re]: Lol.
Apropos Juli’s previous effort, how about a new flavor: “Buchan Nutsy?”
Vanilla ice cream with swastika-shaped white chocolate swirls and WALNUTZ.
Of course, you could only place on the far right side of the freezer compartment.
Ken and Berry’s is also releasing these new ice cream flavors: Foley’s Fudge; Craig’s Dusty Road; Bauer’s Hershey Avenue; and Creamy McGreevey Peanut Butter, Chocolate Chips and White Fudge.
Ben IN Jerry’s.
[re=401751]WadISay[/re]: Chocolate Almonanism?
Wifey Wifey has double fish flavor! Somehow it didn’t go over too well.
[re=401740]S.Luggo[/re]: The next flavor: Bonkers for Bachmann: Plain vanilla ice cream loaded with 6 kinds of nuts.
[re=401717]Carrie_Okie[/re]: awesome.
Some reactions from Vermonters:
http://www.gotchamediablog.com/2009/09/hubby-hubby.html
Hunky Monkey comes out (heh) when the besitiality bill passes.
Speaking of ice cream:
http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html
[re=401762]Bypartizoa[/re]:
That joke is tasteless and I hate you for posting it before I was able to.
[re=401729]TGY[/re]: Cindy McCain already has that specially made.
[re=401735]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Wifey Wifey is just not erotic enough. What about ‘Desperate Cunt Crunch’ or ‘Lauren’s Masturbatory Musings and Cream’?
[re=401751]WadISay[/re]: Beaty Meaty?
Thanks mtitty.
Flavors that were suggested but not used:
-Grainy Cheney (has corn and peanut bits in dense fudge)
-Bachman TurnMeOverPie (smelt roe and fetus bits in a runny syrup)
-TeaBag Afterbirther (some a deez)
The Repugs should get their own Ben & Jerry flavors for, um, bipartisanship.
Bad Touching Banana Tweeny
Republican Neapolitan (no Chocolate)
Bachmann Batty Insanity (Vanilla with Blue Swirls and Chocolate Death Panels)
Manly Denial (Strawberry with vanilla swirls and lots of nuts)
[re=401778]Tommmcatt[/re]: Frankly, I was astounded that no one had come up with it yet. I expect better of Wonkette readers.
[re=401751]WadISay[/re]: Moanin’ Onan- White chocolate with Vanilla swirls and some Sesame seeds spilled on top.
Palin Punch (a brightly painted empty carton)
Ben Nelson’s Nuts (vanilla and the nuts are missing)
That Time Of The Month (strawberry ice cream with cherry sauce)
Now that it’s actually owned by Unilever and not the hippies themselves, I am of surprised that corporate allowed this…good on them…
[re=401740]S.Luggo[/re]: You can have anything delivered anywhere in DC with a simple phone call. Just sayin.
I can’t wait to see what they’re going to name that new chocolate, vodka and tattoo ink flavor.
[re=401705]rev_matt_y[/re]:
“chocolate-covered peanut butter-filled pretzel nuggets. ”Pretty evocative of something, isn’t that?
I wonder when the French gay abortion death panel flavor will be introduced.
[re=401795]Limeylizzie[/re]: Absolutely brilliant!
Now with more pinkie fingers!
[re=401860]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: The Death Panel ice cream will be flavored with overripe bananas and Ensure, and used as bait to lure seniors into pits.
“The ice cream will only be gay for September and then it will go back to its wife and kids. ”
So, it’s a Republican?
So tasty, you might just want to stick your dick in it!
When they come out with “Momma’s Got A Strap-On Chocolate Swirl” I’m buying.
Goering Around The Rosey/Luftwaffle Surprise: Strawberry ice cream with fudge hearts and crisp Messerschmitt-shaped waffles.
O’Fuehrer The Rainbow: Vanilla ice cream with vanilla cookie bits and a vanilla cream swirl.
Gobblin’ Goebbels Revisionist Ripple: Dark German chocolate ice cream with black leather bits and bullet-shaped silver nonpareils in a blackstrap molasses swirl and, inexplicably, shamrocks.
Did you all link through to the video? It shows a bunch of people getting “Hubby Hubby” samples, and then at the end some fat chick walks up and says “Homosexuality is immoral and disgusting, but I’ll take the free ice cream anyway”.
Priceless.
Juli: Pedantic point – your link is to the Daily Torygraph’s website, not the Times Online.
Also, I really want some ice cream now.
[re=401770]mjwilstein[/re]: Why would she eat wrong and disgusting ice cream? Masochism?
[re=401708]V572625694[/re]: Those guys need “Heinous Anus” or “Nomul My Kabul”
[re=401719]SayItWithWookies[/re]: [re=401771]Doglessliberal[/re]: I want you two to reproduce.
Omigod, the carbs! It’s a right-wing plot to keep us from getting gay husbands.
One time? At Christmas?
My SIL gave us some nasty choc-covered pretzels. Not even a chocaholic could get any pleasure from nibblin’ the choc off the stale salt stalk.
I did it, but I didn’t enjoy it.
What about ‘Cherry Larry’, which has little chocolate shoes and undercover bathroom cops in it?
[re=401992]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Hey, Wookies, are you female or male?
I think the Japanese have us all beaten
http://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/japanese_ice_creams.htm
I did it, but I didn’t enjoy it.
That’s what she said.
Stopping at the end of September? Are they sending the ice cream to reeducation camp?
[re=402067]Cogito Ergo Bibo[/re]: the same place Ted Haggard went.
[re=401735]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: yes, Cherry pie!!
I usually don’t have a problem with a little spooning, but this “Hubby Hubby” shit is way too fucking nutty!
[re=401734]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: That made me lose my cherry.
Also, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie plan on finally releasing the “outtakes” DVD of their erstwhile show, “A Bit of Fry In Laurie.”
After September, you will only be able to find it labeled “Beard.”
But they are planning to come out with a triple chocolate called “Fudge Packer.”
[re=401686]NYNYNY[/re]: I hear you bro.
[re=401770]mjwilstein[/re]: Thank you for that. And I think we finally have figured out how to sell health care: Just give everyone ice cream with their doctor visits if they chose the public option.
[re=401688]memzilla[/re]: Fudge packed with mini-weiners.
[re=401864]WadISay[/re]: Awww thanks, that’s my first actual real Wonketty comment I have posted , so I feel all warm inside.
[re=401734]Canmon (the Inadequate)[/re]: Win. No contest. Win.
[re=402037]Doglessliberal[/re]: Wookies is ALL MAN. I’matellin’ya.
[re=401808]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Unilever, the unholy union of a British soap maker and a Dutch margarine concern…all full of buggery and stamppot…ghey to the max!
When I was a kid I ate rainbow sherbet all the time. Maybe that’s why I never had a problem with gay marriage.
[re=401689]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Careful there, just because its from London doesn’t mean its not under Murdoch’s control. The Times is his pride and joy, literally. I’m sure it said something about the BRITH CRETIFICATES in there somewhere.
[re=402361]Bruno[/re]: Oh, did I not say TABLOID yet?
This is masculo-normative. No lesbian flavor? In Vermont?
[re=402331]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Rainbow sherbet – ACK! So THAT’S the culprit! Frankly. though, I’m more inclined to believe my voracious childhood rainbow sherbet consumption will more likely result in all sorts of cancers than in any further changes to my various orientations.
As the Nicoise artist BEN once mused: “These colors did not exist in the time of Giotto.”
[re=402389]One Yield Regular[/re]: No cancer from rainbow sherbet. You probably won’t die with your own teeth though.
[re=401903]CthuNHu[/re]: Fantastic Nazi-themed flavors. Bravo!
Lotsa Lesbos
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