Two ACORNS were fired from their lucrative voter registration fraud racket after giving advice to hidden camera people who were only pretending to employ underage South American whores. GOTCHA. The rascally videographers are actually conservative activists, and they did not really want to know what sort of tax breaks they could get, or how to best keep their sex business secret from the Feds, or how to properly clean and care for their child hookers. It was simply a Ruse and now ACORN is so busted, for so many things. This was the crucial missing evidence needed to unarguably prove that Barack Obama was elected to the presidency solely with the support of fictional 13-year old El Salvadorian streetwalkers. [CNN]
The ACORNS Are Being Punished For Caring TOO MUCH About Our Fictional Foreign Child Prostitutes
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Since these are the new “breed” of Cons, I’m sure they already knew about how to get 13 year old CA/SA prostitutes and just wanted to see if ACORN knew.
SCOOPED! I *just* hit send on this to tips. DAMNIT.
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Yes, do invest all your energy into busting a couple of harmless ACORNers. This proves Vince Foster’s murder was a murder, with KGB prostitutes. Wall-to-wall media coverage in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Blastoff!
Hilarious! I love it! I love this so hard! ACORN is so fail.
Oh good, those straight-lace types taking notes outside my ACORN-assisted brothel weren’t cops.
“What if they’re making money because they’re performing tricks, too?”
This proves how outdated our tax code is. Where are the provisions for trick turning?
Conversatives love paying taxes and hate entrepreneurs, apparently.
Like we are supposed to know that child prostitution is illegal in that nasty, nasty South Amurika?
Damn that David Vitter for ratting them out!
The biggest scoop ever. Proof that Obama kidnapped the Lindberg baby and faked the moon landing. Now we can install President Palin as God intended.
[re=408668]S.Luggo[/re]: So Crying Eagle hates fake prostitutes? OK, so Crying Eagle does not = Baby Jesus. Though I might reconsider the whole worship thing if Jesus had the head of an eagle on the body of Lou Ferrigno.
Oddly enough, on Glenn Beck’s radio show yesterday morning, he was talking about this and making it out to seem like it was his show’s investigation. Maybe he was using imprecise language to imply that, but didn’t say it directly, I don’t remember — but it’s weird that someone so dedicated to uncovering the Truth about the horrible alien/communist/Illuminati conspiracy behind the Obama administration would be deceptive.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090911/us_nm/us_security_boat
Joe Wilson has a boat now?
Let’s see if I can do a logic model on this. El Salvador->brown people->Mexicans->illegal immigrants->pimps and prostitutes->working folks->ACORNers->job advice->”OMG they takin owr JERBS”->Lou Dobbs->Glenn Beck->internal terruhism->9/11->NOBAMA conspiracy->America FAIL.
Damn. All that’s missing is Orly Taitz and the missing birf cert, and we’d have a clear winner.
We at GHOPAC would like to state that it’s not nice to ‘pwn’ pimps. It’s not like it’s easy, you know.
Had CNN Headwhine News on for about 30 seconds this morning and they were jerking themselves off to this story. They managed to yak about it full blast without ever saying that some wingnut shenanigans were involved. Good for you, fucktards.
Even a blind hog finds an ACORN every once in a while.
THESE PEOPLE ARE OUR PRESIDENT!
It is sad that Ted Kennedy isn’t alive to witness this.
It’s capitalism at its finest. Why do these people hate America?
I’m glad this finally came to light. Especially since rich white people never find tax dodges.
[re=408737]smitallica[/re]: But what has the last 100 years been for if not to move the tax burden from propertied wealthy folks to the middle & working classes? After all, they’re the ones who use all the govt services, it is only logical that they should pay for them.
I wish I had just made up that justification myself. Unfortunately many horrible people use it with a straight face.
Maybe the video makers should go after Amazon and the authors of this book http://is.gd/39usG- next. The tax adviser seemed OK to me until she started talking about bringing in the illegal aliens.
A responsible tax adviser (preferable one that is an attorney because of their client/attorney privilege) should have done exactly what the ACORN woman did, which is guide them through filing as accurate a return as possible. Remember Al Capone, even if you are running an illegal operation, it is still your duty to file and pay your taxes. If the ACORN tax adviser is not an attorney though, she should have explained to the ‘clients’ that there is no privilege provided to tax advisers who aren’t attorneys, or at least working on behalf of a firm led by an attorney.
Meanwhile, the housing adviser I can’t make any excuse for. Once it was clear anyone underage was involved the cops should have been called.
[re=408702]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Kewl! Now do the same thing with Kevin Bacon.
[re=408763]Cy_Guy[/re]: Oh, they might want to go after this site next, which is running ads through Google currently (including this one found on TPM: http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CM3i0dP-66XQmAEQrAIY7wEyCLZm9guNwqjf )
Wait! Wait! I even live in Baltimore and I can’t comprehend this story. Righty wingnuts disguised as ACORN child prostitutes from South America made an underage covert video of, what? Er, what?
As a lib, why do I care about Acorn?
Hm. Has it occurred to anyone that perhaps the references to prostitution by the interviewers were dubbed after the interview? I know, I know, hard to imagine that anyone from the right wing might lie….
This is hilarious.
“trick turning”
No – they said performing tricks, you know like David Blaine, or that faggy Copperfield guy. If some conservatives want to obtain child prostitutes from Central America, why don’t they call Rush;s show?
What the hell were those two women thinking?
God, are you people dumb? Didn’t you notice that there was never an explicit reference to prostitution in the conversation? “Performing tricks” That’s not really a universally understood synonym for prostitution. Also “I’ve been working since I was 13″ suddenly turned into “ACORN WORKER DOESN’T CARE THAT GIRL HAS BEEN A PROSTITUTE SINCE SHE WAS 13.” The two ACORN ladies are clearly not the sharpest teeth in the squirrel, but I for one would like to see the raw footage and I’m pretty sure that you wouldn’t be able to tell that it was supposed to be about prostitution. I saw this amazing comment on YouTube that was talking about how there are so many people around and doors are open and the commenter concluded that that must mean that they’re evil AND brazen. Occam’s Razos: The explanation most likely is always the one most conforming to your crazy conspiracy theories. Or maybe doors were open and they didn’t mind anyone overhearing the conversation because there was nothing shady going on. Who am I to judge.
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