• February 13, 2012

IMPORTANT GOING ROGUE CONTENT UPDATE LITERARY SPOILER: Newsweek has Meg Stapleton making hilariously ominous threat-y remarks about Steve Schmidt! “Meg Stapleton, Palin’s spokeswoman, responds via e-mail: ‘The Governor will write about all of this in her book. There will be plenty of time to talk about it then.’” HA HA MEG STAPLETON, will there also be time to talk about how Sarah Palin is no longer “The Governor?” UPDATE, SPOILER ALERT #2: No, there will not. [Newsweek/The Gaggle]

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Humpback October 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Book Spoiler Alert: In the end, she does not win the Vice-Presidency! But she makes millions from the book without all that responsibilty hoohah, so win-win.

Retard Strength October 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm

How is she going to write about it in her book if the book is already written? Jesus Christ these people.

Tundra Grifter October 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Is that a moose in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

WickedWitch October 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Is that the photo from her Runner’s World article? Nice recycling. *Retch*

rafflesinc October 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm

“The Governor will write about all of this in her book.”

Uhhh doesn’t that imply “The Governor” hasn’t written the book already? Otherwise, wouldn’t Meg say “The Governor has written about all of this in her book.”

Suds McKenzie October 2, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Steve Schmidt doesn’t have tits, or a Flag Pin, that I know of, so why does he even matter?

Suds McKenzie October 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Does this man even own a “windbreaker”? .. pussy

freeradical October 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Where the hell is my “iPhone”????

Come here a minute October 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm

If you want to win the Blingee contest, I suggest you animate the saintly Sarah being raptured up into the sky — while the wonketts are all Left Behind. Who’s laughing now? HA!

Crank Tango October 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm

What “Governor” are we talking about here? I believe there are 50 governors out there, shit maybe more, what do I know, and Sarah Palin is decidedly not one of them. Cuz she quit. For the troops.

MarSF October 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Who won the freakin’ Blingee contest? I have to leave my computer now and I am dying to know!

The Little Rock October 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Suds McKenzie October 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=425970]rafflesinc[/re]: Her book lives in a space time continuum, Like the “Vancouver Olympics”.

sezme October 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

She will always be Governor of my heart.

Monsieur Grumpe October 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

This just in. Todd Palin has quit his job. I bet they’re taking the book money and moving to France.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ht1Axjpo0Op5ZVVqQYDAdDH55e4wD9B346P80

JadedDIssonance October 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

[re=425970]rafflesinc[/re]: Yup, she did NOT mean to say that. Poor Stapleton…time for the Dust Bin with the other staples.

FlownOver October 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm

One Costco-sized bag of LSRD for Ms. Stapleton, please… and another for her Holy Mistress. And be quick about it, or you’ll go in the Book too!

Downtheroadapiece October 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Christ. When will this slow motion train wreck finally come to it’s inevitable and gruesome terminus? Soon, god, please!

Mahousu October 2, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=425967]Retard Strength[/re]: [re=425970]rafflesinc[/re]: She did write her book on her PC but then it was, like, beep beep beep beep, and half her book was gone, and she was like … huh? It devoured her book. And it was a really good book, too, but now she’ll have to write it again, and she’ll have to do it fast, so it won’t be as good.

But at least she’ll be able to dump all over Steve Schmidt.

BeWoot October 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Oh, man, with Todd and Sarah both unemployed they’re about to take a real hit on health insurance. I hope baby Trig has some kinda special needs coverage. Oh,right …they’ll be eligible for that COBRA thing, which thank god and the democrats is running a Great Recession Special these days.

Crank Tango October 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=425997]Mahousu[/re]: doesn’t she just need to copy and paste Newt Gingrich’s book?

rocktonsammy October 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm

You can Russia behind her.

American Spectator October 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Gawd, she is so hot. Sheesh.

Sussemilch October 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Most people wait until they have accomplishments to write a book, Sarah is skipping straight to the ‘grizzled old douchey veteran’ phase where she doesn’t apologize for anything and craps out a series of books about how she was misunderstood and kids these days have it so easy.

Neoyorquino October 2, 2009 at 5:15 pm

If her book falls from a bookshelf, does it drop with a five-spiral crash?

chascates October 2, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Is she looking at Russia?

BerkeleyFarm October 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Juli: Tag WIN.

BerkeleyFarm October 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm

[re=426013]BeWoot[/re]: Todd and the kids get free health care because they’re Native Alaskans.

Sarah’s cosmetic surgery seems to have been covered by her boyfriend Rupert, so she’s probably paying cash for hers (or calling in favors).

Pithaughn October 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=425994]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: This seems like a good time for my current prognostication. She (the one who is the most rogue of all) will run for POTUS in 2011. She will start strong ala Obama and become a “serious” contender. “Yikes” say our hardworking oligarchs who actually own and run this “country”. Sadly the Palin Express is involved in a fiery crash, incerating all on board. The oligarchs then put a less crazy, easier to control POTUS into office just like the last dozen or so elections.
My guess is that after Ike spilled the beans about the military , industrial, congress person triad, the oligarchs took over most of the elections in this “represenative democracy”.

Allyson October 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm

Aren’t those storm clouds in the horizon on the cover photo?
Or maybe we need to update the phrase “It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature” to “Don’t fuck with me, bitch!”

SpikeyDog October 2, 2009 at 11:08 pm

How many boxes of crayons does it take to write a book anyway?

LowerdPeninsula October 3, 2009 at 2:31 am

[re=426257]SpikeyDog[/re]: I don’t know, but I do know it takes even longer when you’re eating them, too. The crayons, that is.

I can see Sarah’s going for confusion with the title and wearing a rouge fleece. More mindfucking for the dyslexic.

PoignancySelz October 3, 2009 at 4:03 am

Hey what’s the difference between Spalin and Skoalrebel?

She wears lipstick.

What’s the difference between a hockeymom and a pit bull?

Pit bulls don’t commit fraud.

I’m here all weekend

Bufford T. Justice October 3, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

rogue
Pronunciation: \ˈrōg\

1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

loupgarou October 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Poor Palin. I bet she was smarter before all the donkey punches.

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