THIS MAN WAS NOMINATED TO BE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY: “A judge tossed former NYPD commissioner Bernard Kerik in jail for trying to taint the jury pool via the Internet Tuesday — days before the top cop’s corruption trial starts. Federal Judge Stephen Robinson approved a prosecution request to revoke Kerik’s bail after they discovered non-public documents placed on a Web site affiliated with Kerik’s defense.” Ron Paul Forums? [NYDN]
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FTW!!!
Love is blind. And often quite perverse, judging by that picture.
Heckuva job.
Isn’t Rudy running for NY governor now? Ah, I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning; or uh, afternoon.
This is all just a 9orr1b1e mistake — Rudy’s ability to judge character could never go awry.
We could use a man like this here in New Jersey.
Bald & Balder, a.k.a. “Shit, man. Queen Elizabeth wants her collar back.”
America’s Mayor and the Mob’s Top Cop.
I am wearing that exact cable-knit sweater today. I feel grimy.
There’s not enough chlorine in this hemisphere to purify any pool that’s been exposed to Kerik’s taint.
“Mr. Law and Order, keep the country safe from the muslins Kerik”??? Say it isn’t so.
Ah jury tampering…the last refuge of Republicans.
is rudy reaching down to unzip?
What was the nanny’s name and where does she live now? I hope he’ll tell us now so she can corroborate Kerik’s claims of impropriety so vile they forced her to flee the country.
I hate to hear stories about public officials gaming the system. So, who are the two bald gay dudes?
I call bull. That’s totally Harriet Meyers without her wig.
[re=440053]Snarkalicious[/re]: That’s Miers, you profligate, Philistine jagoff.
One wonders what a “non-public document” might be, and why posting one on a Web site would warrant revocation of bail. Not that Kerik doesn’t deserve slammer time just for his hubris and quintessential in-your-face New Yorkiness.
I don’t think these two could get into College of the Ozarks.
Bernard Kerik is a College of the Ozarks graduate.
I SOOO want Rudy to run for gov and I SOOO want someone even Billary to run against him and whip his ass into the ground.
The Bush administration: Even the people who only almost served in it are fucking criminals.
[re=439983]WarAndG[/re]: Guy almost got a big promotion…
Try this trick at home! Stare sort of squinty-like at the image of those two bald, bulbous heads pushing up next to each other. Then imagine that Rudy is holding up a copy of an Andy Warhol book in his right hand. Does this remind you of anything, children?
[re=440061]bored with gravity[/re]: Why not? There’s nothing in their Do Not Do List about reach arounds. In fact, these guys could start a fraternity.
Nothing says dignity of office like a titty twister!
[re=440112]Sharkey[/re]: In this photo, it’s Kerik’s time to give the reach around.
Why the fuck would you put anything related to your upcoming trial on the web? This fuckface is even dumber than he looks, or those he associates with, going by the picture.
Another Fox News contributor thats a felon, toe sucker/pervert or all around no-goodnick.
Shoot him now while my affection for 9/11 cops is wanning.
Since the one jury I’ve been on in NY was tampered with, I’m going to assume they all are. I guess it comes down to a matter of degree. Or in this case, degree of public name recognition.
[re=440139]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Exactly! How stupid do you have to be to try and fix a jury via the flipping Internet? Does this moron even understand that other people can read what he posts?
hobospacejunkie : Kerik will never learn from his mistakes. He’s the Orly Taitz of failed Homeland Security Secretary nominees.
Gotta hate the taint.
Where are the finger’s on Rudy’s OTHER hand?? No wonder Bernie’s smilin’…
What a couple, those two. Seriously, they look like they are tragic bystanders at a pride parade, like the world’s ugliest couple.
Pee-wee: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting.
Also.
Was Kerik in the middle of filming an Irish Spring commercial when this picture was taken?
Does anyone know the term for walking up from behind with a boner and rubbing the person in front of you between the butt cheeks? I think that’s what is going on in that photo.
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