- SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE OR A SFW VIDEO: Tipster “Mike B” writes, from his telephone: “FYI-crazy Larouchies at Farragut west (18th) . They are singing. Civil war camp songs (really) all Ken Burnsy like. Obama Hitler posters too. Many people do not know why he would have such an ugly mustache …sad-come watch the fun.” That would violate our “never leave the house” rule though! Someone take a telephone picture on your way back from work, if you have such a thing.
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You know who ELSE sang Civil War songs?!
Obama Hitler let his left flank weaken at Gettysburg, when Lee needed him most. They say he spent the next day drunk, in his camp tent, with a whore. Traitor!
Civil War? How can they spin this for Obama to be just like the bad guy in the Civil War?
The south will RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Why can’t Tipster Mike take a picture with his phone?
[re=442883]Crank Tango[/re]: Oh, easily — since they think the bad guy was Lincoln. But I do await a good Jefferson Davis or John C. Calhoun comparison. I’m sure Pat Buchanan’s got one boiling up inside him right now.
Sarah Palin sends them her hopes of victory!
[re=442883]Crank Tango[/re]: That’s the War of Northern Aggression you are referring to, my friend.
[re=442894]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ah, so lincoln beard, hitler mustache, nixon nose, stalin…eyebrows? i dunno.
[re=442896]sati demise[/re]: An alternate history in which the South actually did manage to secede would be cause for much rejoicing…outside the South. Except, perhaps, for African Americans. And folks like me who would be trapped in the Confederate States of America (aka, English-speaking Haiti).
Could Newt Twitter/Re-enact this event?
I’m leaving work now to head promptly down the street to have a stand-off. Get your cameras ready and join me. I feel stabby.
Ughhh… I just walked by my local Seattle Chapter LaDouches and I didn’t have the patience or conviction to tell them off today. As I walked by the lady with the Obahitler sign asked me “what do you think of the little mustache?” Madame, words cannot express the idiocy my brain is trying to untangle.
A few other notes about the LaDouches. Has anyone seen a group of people who need to get laid more than these idiots? I have never seen a more unattractive, homely bunch. Maybe they have Larouche orgies or something…
Finally, as a student of communication I took a lot of argumentation, persuasion and marketing classes. How do they expect such a confounding and offensive campaign to change any minds? I’m not Jewish but I have ancestors who died in camps and I’m not particularly impressed with the comparison they’re seeking to draw.
[re=442896]sati demise[/re]: They said thanks but no thanks, they don’t need Sarah Palin’s endorsement right now. They appreciate her support and will call her if they wish to do any joint campaign events.
Aw, these local reports of cute neighborhood marches/demonstrations/street theatre make me miss D.C. so much. Although the last time I was there, a big ol’ jetliner smacked into the side of the Pentagon.
So I’ve got some memories.
[re=442905]nerd1951[/re]: Sic Semper Moranus
[re=442924]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: You didn’t hear? That was no jetliner. The whole thing was staged. Ask the Larouchies.
[re=442911]hockeymom[/re]: ty
I dunno, LevoTron: that LaRouchie who was told off by Barney Frank was rather fetching. I’d have hit that. Wearing earplugs.
I’ll be swinging by there after I get enough charge into my phone. I will update.
There is no such thing as a SFW picture of a Larouche follower.
[re=442876]user-of-owls[/re]: You know who else started a civil war?
[re=442967]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Ron Pol Pot?
[re=442975]user-of-owls[/re]: His book Going Khmer Rogue comes out next month.
[re=442891]Mustang[/re]: cuz it’s an “iPhone”
[re=442939]Formerly Known as KevoTron[/re]: well, it’s not just them.
[re=442982]Extemporanus[/re]: Is he gonna be on Oprah too?
[re=442992]PoignancySelz[/re]: You betcha!
And if he fields all her questions, the book should make a killing.
SFW stands for Stupid Fucking Wanker, yes?
These nuts have been downtown for weeks, Hitler poster and all.
[re=442997]Hunger Tallest Palin[/re]: I think it’s SierraFoxtrotWhiskey?
[re=442918]Formerly Known as KevoTron[/re]: It’s interesting, because they’re slightly less unattractive here in Canuckistan. There’s almost always at least one group of them tabling either downtown or near the metro entrance,when the fierce Montreal cold drives them underground like so many conspiratorial mole-men.
They’re also slightly less repulsive here because they tend to focus less on the Obama / 9/11 denial / AIDS camps stuff as their main marketing line, and more on GOLD STANDARD GLOBALiZATION BLARGH ECONOMIC CRISIS word vomit that’s more sad and amusing than irritating.
[re=442996]Extemporanus[/re]: Not to mention the royalties on the Year Zero calendars.
[re=442996]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=443009]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=442992]PoignancySelz[/re]: There’s gotta be a footnote in Dante where we’ll end up.
[re=443011]user-of-owls[/re]: At least we’ll go down laughing.
I gave up on that a long time ago, and to reread these lyrics I can only think Jello Biafra was an honorary Wonker
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know youve seen it all
In daddys car
Thinkin youll go far
Back east your type dont crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
Its time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife
Youre a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well youll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.
Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where youll kiss ass or crack
Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, etc.
And its a holiday in cambodia
Where youll do what youre told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
I saw those wack jobs today. I wanted to ask them if they knew any of Larouches’ knock-knock jokes.
Meh. F the ladouchies. I’m going to check out a rumored “H street corridor”.
[re=442887]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]:
Your quaint declaration is based upon the non-empirical, a priori assumption that the South:
1. Ever rose.
2. Was not part of Sudetenland.
[re=443008]Mad Brahms[/re]: “when the fierce Montreal cold drives them underground”
Quite similar to North American dung beetles, I see.
Who knew?
[re=443013]PoignancySelz[/re]: Needs the youtube
Fine post!
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Was this approved by the War Re-enactments Czar???
[re=443029]S.Luggo[/re]: also most invertebrates & other slithery creatures
[re=442939]Formerly Known as KevoTron[/re]: Did anybody see a jetliner? Did anybody get pictures of a jetliner? Did anybody discover any bodies from the jet liner?
That jetliner is, and will always remain, alleged.
[re=443047]gurukalehuru[/re]: This is a rhetorical question, I’m not actually expecting an answer or engaging you in a debate about this issue. So, pretending for a moment that there was no jetliner, what happened to all the people supposedly on board who were supposedly killed? I’ve never read the conspiracy tale all the way to the end to find out but you’d think that’d be the most persuasive evidence, a bunch of supposedly dead people who are actually alive. I’m guessing the LaRouchies killed them, with the aid of QE2 & the cabal that controls all the gold, or the Rothschilds, or the International Jewish Conspiracy.
[re=443055]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I gotcher answer here
(Actually I don’t, I just had no idea that a video like this existed. Hail, fellow meteorological humanoids!)
Also. The peeple on the phoney jetliners were taken away into space.
Q.E.D.
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[re=443055]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Ianm, they believe they’re all buried out at Area 51, along with the aliens from the Roswell crash. Srsly, that’s what they believe.
I don’t know, and I don’t want to get into the bumblebee theory or the alien abduction or bermuda triangle theories, but it does strike me as strange that a large passenger aircraft can fly at the low altitude which it would have had to have been flying at over the roads and buildings of Northern Virginia, in the broad morning daylight, without any photographic or even credible eyewitness evidence.
[re=443064]gurukalehuru[/re]: But it did leave a gaping hole in the Pentagon full of airplane chunks. Good enough for me.
[re=443064]gurukalehuru[/re]: There is video evidence in the form of a brief clip from a surveillance camera, but the nutjobs still say it’s a missile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWZHKIg3Cs
There were also lots of eyewitnesses, one of whom was Gary “I wanted to be President” Bauer.
http://911research.wtc7.net/pentagon/evidence/witnesses/bart.html
But, we all know that JEWS DID WTC, so this was obviously part of the hoax.
[re=443070]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Is that all you’ve got? I would hardly call that picture proof, and the vast majority of the eyewitnesses on that list are people who were inside the building saying OMG WTF.
Also, WTC 7, etc…
With all due respect, I remain unconvinced.
Fact: George Bush was warned about bin laden attacking the US and did nothing about it.
Fact: George Bush senior was spotting hopping a train hobo style with John Erlichmann in dallas that sad November day.
Fact: if you say Bush, in a southern drawl, and a severe lisp what does it sound like? Booth!
Need I say more?
Something tells me these loonies dont know Jefferson Davis from George Jefferson. It’s when they started singing “Movin’On Up” that gave them away …
[re=443064]gurukalehuru[/re]: My cousin lives in Reston and told me she saw a very low flying plane while out in her backyard only minutes before the crash.
Just read the Peggy Noonan article. She has outdone herself for disingenuous bullshit. From September 11th, 2001, George Bush never once tried to imply that his problems were Clinton’s fault. She honest to god said that.
[re=443082]Formerly Known as KevoTron[/re]: Did she say that on September 12th, 2001? Because I don’t remember reading about it. Not to question your cousins veracity but it seems a lot of accounts have changed between that day and this. Just sayin.’
The flight pattern around DCA (national airport) is weird, weird, weird. There’s no shortage of airline noise in Roslyn and Courthouse, low flying jets &c. And judging by their driving, NoVa people are fucking oblivious to everything except their own overestimated self-importance.
Odd, I done saw one of them there aerola plains that day. I was just a sittin in my car on one of them there ways of high, and there it was…then smoke.
[re=443083]gurukalehuru[/re]: “Pay no attention to the man behind the man behind the curtain.”
There’s your Condensed Nooningtonshire, just add spittle and serve.
The type of posts chosen recently as our “Friday Nite Kiss Offs!” seem to indicate that the Wonkette deities have decided that we all need to get a life.
We’re turning off the cable and internet from Friday evening until Monday morning. You can either play with this stick and clod of dirt, or you can go outside and play, walk the dog, procreate, fly to Scotland and stab someone, etc. But no cable/internet/Wonkett for you.
Damn nanny site. I don’t WANT to live my life, I want to comment and hit refresh…over, and over, and over…then die. You’re so mean. Now I have to go out to dinner for my anniversary, harumph.
[re=443087]user-of-owls[/re]: I think their experiment with “open threads” scared the ginger out of them. Like Frankenstein they were a little taken aback when they saw what their creation did on its own. And so therefore they toss us these puff pieces to chew on and shake, terrier-style, hoping to keep us amused until they sober up some time Monday.
[re=443091]fishskicanoe[/re]: Still, I don’t know how I’ll ever find out anything about Meg McCabe’s visit to Vegas without my Wonkette telling me…
[re=443091]fishskicanoe[/re]: Yes, I think you’re right. It did turn into the Island of Doctor Moreau meets Lord of the Flies on weekends, more often than not. Still, even the terrier tires of shaking its noggin and eventually lays a bored head on its paws with a sigh of canine ennui. *sigh*
[re=443025]bago[/re]: Have you checked out the new fake Obama thesis story? What else can a wingnut do these days? Do something constructive? Never!
[re=442887]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: No, it won’t. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28559
[re=443073]gurukalehuru[/re]: No, it ain’t all I’ve got. I’ve got a missing airliner, tiny little chunks of which were seen scattered outside the Pentagon, and a couple hundred missing people…
Maybe they’re all being held in zombie prison camps under Denver International Airport.
5. Denver International Airport (also a detainment camp)
Function: Military research, construction, detainment camp facilities
Levels: 7 reported
Tunnels to: Denver proper, Colorado and Rocky Mountain “safehousing”, Colorado Springs, Colorado (Cheyenne Mtn.), Riverton, Wyoming Notes: Constructed in 1995, the government and politicians were hell bent on building this airport in spite of it ending up vastly overbudget. Charges of corruption, constant construction company changes, and mass firings of teams once they had built a section of their work was reported so that no “one” group had any idea what the blueprint of the airport was. Not only did locals not want this airport built nor was it needed, but everything was done to make sure it was, period. Masonic symbols and bizarre artwork of dead babies, burning cities and women in coffins comprise an extensive mural as well as a time capsule – none of which is featured in the airport’s web site section detailing the unique artwork throughout the building. DIA is reported to serve as a cover for the vast underground facilities that were built there. There are reports of electronic/magnetic vibrations which make some people sick and cause headaches in others. There are acres of fenced-in areas which have barbed wire pointing into the area as if to keep things in, and small concrete stacks that resemble mini-cooling towers rise out of the acres of nowhere to apparently vent underground levels.
[re=443096]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Oh, that was the sickness coming into Denver? I thought it was the shitty sandwich a thirteen year old Mormon missionary sold me at Quizno’s.
[re=443086]memzilla[/re]: Since the Wonketteers left us along for the weekend without a shorter Peggington Noonington, I gave it a shot.
Shorter Magic Dolphin Lady
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Hey- if you’re looking to chat with fellow Wonketeers on the weekends- check out the chatroom!
http://wonkette.chatango.com/
[re=443092]Jim89048[/re]: From the twat’s Twitter tweets:
# I’m sorry twitterfam, there will be no twitpics. it’s not you, its them.about 2 hours ago from web
# I have the most amazing friends anyone could ever ask for. Thanks for making 25 so memorable!!!about 7 hours ago from txt
# I’m 25! God, I love Las Vegas.about 15 hours ago from txt
[re=443096]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Denver Airport, huh? Isn’t that where that ‘Falcon Heene’ kid took off from?
OR DID HE?!?
[re=443096]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I’m guessing that was sarcasm. Anyway, I would like to state for the record: I don’t know what happened to the airplane or the people on it, and I don’t pretend to know. I don’t know precisely who was involved but, as I have stated before, I strongly suspect Dick Cheney, Marvin Bush and Larry Silverstein of being the three key players.
I think this is consistent with Occam’s Razor because I find it much easier to believe that the CIA, the PNAC, the Republican Party and a few assorted billionaires pulled this off than Al Qaeda, who had never done anything on this scale before, and not since (the Spanish train was, after all, a single train, and the London event was pretty suspicious in its own right).
So, attempts to deflect my arguments by referring to Area 51, Zombie Internment Camps, the Bumblebee Theory or Alien Abductions are red herrings, straw men, rhetorical false flags if you will. They do not reflect on my position because I never claimed any of those things. (If I have, because this is Wonkette and we all say lots of shit without really thinking it through, I hereby withdraw it).
Also, I think its pretty obvious that since the investigation of the events of 9/11 took place during the George W. Bush administration, no serious, competent investigation has ever taken place. Unless, of course, you are assuming that the one correct thing he did in those miserable 8 years was to tirelessly examine all the evidence with a keen eye as to finding the real culprits, whoever they might be.
Speaking of weird conspiracy theories, I got one.
Has anybody else been wondering why Hopy picked this week to point out the obvious, err…I mean demonically slander Faux News?
I did. Why pick this week to tell everybody you’ve watched Fox news. Then I noticed that our dead and greatly mourned public option health insurance plan is back on it’s feet and is actually struggling through congress. I didn’t find this out from Glenn Beck or George Will or that creepy Krauthammer death muppet, they all seem distracted by the burning question of the day which is how could that islamo-fascist/Nazi/Maoist/ claim Fox is anything other than the gospel delivered to the lips of Gretchen Carlson by a cherubim every morning as she’s brushing Ruperts ass pubes out of her teeth.
So my guess is, Hopy and Cursey were sitting in the OO one day, probably performing an abortion on a 14 year old whose parents just thought she went to the school nurse about menstrual cramps, when the Demon Zygote-in Chief looked at Rahm and said…” you know how we could cold, stealth pass the public option on this sea of gullible retards, don’t ya?”
It’s a classic ploy if he’s doing it. Watch the shiny bauble rubes, while I do something I don’t want you to see with the other hand, and to the Rubes what’s a bigger bauble than Fox?
So I looked at the WaPo editorial page and lo, the Death Muppet is crying over how “Un Presidential” it is to call a biased news organization “biased” and Bow Tie penned a peon to Michelle Bachmann. They don’t seem to care we’re all about to become Maoists, they want to know why Fox couldn’t interview the Administration “Pay Czar” (I had to look up what he does for a living). No shots at all fired from the conservative heavy guns at our little public health plan, on this the last weekend before the Bolsheviks cease power. Which leads me to believe that our Dusky Overlord and his merry band of Marxists cooked the entire controversy up to cover for their evil plan to provide health insurance to Americas poor (those fucking bastards).
Am I paranoid?
seize power, not cease power.
Why do they put the spellchecker in there if it doesn’t know the word I want to spell? Stupid computer!
[re=443109]dijetlo[/re]: You might have something there.
[re=443111]gurukalehuru[/re]: If Rahm pops up Monday morning telling us the Public Option will make our dicks bigger, I’ll enter the entire screed into the WaPo “Who’s Americas Next Retarded Pundit” competition and start camping out under the window of the room they reserve for him at “Chewies Porn and Chicken Ranch” down on “M” street until he hands me the job.
Ha Ha! LaRouchies have cult members and Wonkette doesn’t.
[re=442907]user-of-owls[/re]: Haiti? Really? WTF?
[re=443113]dijetlo[/re]: It’s too late:
Start making your case.
Use the entry form to send us a short opinion essay (400 words or less) pegged to a topic in the news and an additional paragraph (100 words or less) on yourself and why you should win. Entries will be judged on the basis of style, intelligence and freshness of argument, but not on whether Post editors agree or disagree with your point of view. Entry deadline: Oct. 21, 2009 at 11:59 p.m. ET.
I was going to enter, but finally decided the small likelihood of my anti-WaPoop screed getting published wasn’t worth having to submit my real name and such as.
Also, what Thers said.
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[re=443094]El Pinche[/re]: Oh My God. Obama was on that plane that crashed into the Pentagon. But. But then who…
oh no…then that would mean…
What time is the next train to Seattle?
[re=443114]Paul Tardy[/re]: We don’t?
[re=443124]gurukalehuru[/re]: I’m a kool-aid drinking member of the Cult of Blingee.
[re=443109]dijetlo[/re]: I got nothing against uberconspiracy theories in general, but even with a Pubic Option, that bill is a piece of shit that just protects the Insurance scoundrels and does nothing to mitigate the fact that we pay 2-3 times what the rest of civilization pays for the same, or worse, health care.
Single Payer NOW.
Oh yeah, you know who else liked uberconspiracy?
[re=443126]PoignancySelz[/re]: Oh! Oh! I know this one! It was Mother Teresa, wasn’t it? I mean talk about deep cover just to get to the bottom of the Black Hole of Calcutta conspiracy. That’s dedication, man.
You did mean Mother Teresa, right?
[re=443125]El Pinche[/re]: Kool-aid?! Koel-aid which does NOT contain high fructose syrup?! Are you TRYING to destroy the few remaining valiant, yet struggling, corn producers in this fair land?! Shame, Senor Pinche, shame!
[re=443128]user-of-owls[/re]: Nope, close though, I was thinking Charles Keating.
[re=443134]PoignancySelz[/re]: Dang! I always get that one wrong. Think it was when Rome canonized Ivan Boesky that I started having trouble keeping things straight. Of course, that’s just what THEY wanted, lousy Papis-Zionis-Capitalis-Philanthropist plotters.
[re=443129]user-of-owls[/re]: Tonight, I’m supporting our great corn farmers with a nice tall bourbon. Cheers!
The headline at drudge is “O 911 H1N1″ Are we speaking in code now? Are republicans plotting?
[re=443146]NYNYNY[/re]: So I drifted over to Drudge because, really, there’s not much happening here at weekend wonkette, it’s Sunday morning in the frat house, there are beer cans and vomit on the floors but dead silence in the air, and I actually clicked on that mysterious and frightening headline. Apparently the big O declared that the pig flu is a national emergency, treating it with somewhat more concern than Professor Bonzo the Chimp had for AIDS. Never mentioned 9/11 once. However, in the minds of Drudge readers there has only ever been one national emergency, and that’s still quite enough to get excited about, thank you very much.
Why doesn’t Drudge have a comments section, and how do they continue to exist?
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