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Russian Feeds Barack Obama To Mean Robot

by Wonkette Jr.

5:15 pm October 28, 2009

Same thing happened in 'The Wiz.'
It’s a sad-ass day for America when the Secret Service lets this dirty old robot eat the country’s first black president. [White House Flickr]

{ 46 comments }

chascates October 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm

And who(m) is Mizz Wonkette, hmm?

PeteJayhawk v2.0 October 28, 2009 at 5:19 pm

The hell is a “Mizz Wonkette?” (?)

CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME.

Bearbloke October 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm

So… The Obama-Bot is a SOVIET Tool, heenngggnh?! I’ve suspected this for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!!!111!

Great Old Ones Party October 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM NOMSKOVICH!

ManchuCandidate October 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm

As long as it isn’t Richard Nixon’s head on a robot.

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/050/5/4/Robot_Nixon_DevID_by_vaclon.jpg

BTW, who is Mizz Wonkette?

shadowMark October 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Meghan?

AxmxZ October 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Is Mizz Wonkette the nom-de-plume of the newly rebuilt cyborg-Obama?

Crank Tango October 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm

when i mean robot, I certainly don’t feed barack obama. yeah, I need a nap.

bago October 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Is Mizz Wonkette a sexist?

Edywin October 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm

We can make you bigger, stronger, faster; and then you can run in slow motion all the time.
Where do I sign?

SmutBoffin October 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

That’s the most sophisiticated vodka distillery I’ve ever seen.

PoignancySelz October 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

What, no women scientists?

the problem child October 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

It’s just a prototype, but it already gives a better blowjob than the former Miss California.

Vulpes82 October 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm

“Mizz Wonkette”? Ken? Is that you?

Snarkalicious October 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm

“Da, Mr President. Zis is lazer vich ve are usink to clean Glorious Leader Putin’s inwincible cockski.”
“Shit, Ivan…does it come in a ‘large’.”

shadowMark October 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm

“Barack Obama inspects the Google machinery that sorts out which ads go to which websites.”

No, really, Meghan, is that you?

Oldskool October 28, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Even a body-chomping machine can’t make Barry scream. He’s one cool customer. He even looks like he may take a bite out of the other guy while he’s there.

Great Old Ones Party October 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm

[re=445788]the problem child[/re]: so it passes the Turing test?

jagorev October 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I want to see Mizz Wonkette’s tits.

Jim Newell October 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Goddamnit Ken.

FreshCliches October 28, 2009 at 5:38 pm

“Noooooooooo, Mister Obondma….I expect you to DIE!”

blinky_twinkie October 28, 2009 at 5:38 pm

What happened to the Dick Cheney/Kay Bailey Hutchinson post I was just reading? Dick Cheney *got* to you, didn’t he? DIDN’T HE????!?!?!911

SayItWithWookies October 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm

“We think our machine will garner bipartisan support, Mr. President — it actually turns solar energy into coal.”

Humpback October 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

“And they come out here, nutritious and tasty.”

Monsieur Grumpe October 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Is Mizz Wonkette anything like Miss America?
If so, do you have a swimsuit competition?
Talent ? I’m a big fan of flaming baton twirling.
And I don’t mean some guy with hairy legs in drag.

shadowMark October 28, 2009 at 5:43 pm

“Even after the VIP tour Barack Obama was unable to determine what Sarah Palin’s Pie Spy business hoped to accomplish.”

Because, you know, Meghan, if that’s you, I was just joking about you and Mark Sanford and the duct tape. Ha, ha, ha. Even with writing on your face you’re sexier than that Argentina girl. And I’m not just saying that because of your, you know, breasts. Meghan? I’ve got a David Hockney book. Meghan?

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

“And zees is our four-speed vibrator, with settings for Blend, Vhip, Froth, and Puree. Vhen your Sarah Palin saw zis, she vanted zee five-speed model, with zee turbo attachment she called zee Levi.”

BobTheBuilder October 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Obama could wear a Dukakis tank helmet or a Kerry baby-blue dust-chamber suit and still look cool as hell.

the problem child October 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm

[re=445793]Great Old Ones Party[/re]: Not necessarily. It could still beat her cold if she couldn’t pass the Turing test herself. Which she might not.

couchbound October 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Can’t Pete Souza get a pinhole camera or something? I’m tired of all these finite-depth-of-field photos he keeps posting.

widget09 October 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm

But Captain, I’m giving her all that she’s got! she just can’t take anymore!

Sharkey October 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Baby Sara K. Smith?

Sharkey October 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm

“This one goes to eleven.”

lawrenceofthedesert October 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm

“Irv, are you sure this is the new smoking area?”

One Yield Regular October 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm

“Caractacus, you’re absolutely sure this car will fly me and the family all the way to Vulgaria?”

proudgrampa October 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm

WTF?

Sharkey October 28, 2009 at 7:04 pm

That device delivers the world’s biggest bong hit. Obama is just there delivering the check so one gets installed in the West Wing.

PuffAdder October 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm

Obama is BLACK?

rocktonsammy October 28, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Sarah?

Violenza October 28, 2009 at 8:22 pm

He’s still bigger than the dancing MC Steele up top!

S.Luggo October 28, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Transformers 3: The Revenge of the Halliburton

Mechanoid, a former Republican VP, seeks to waterboard the Earth and to overthrow America’s dithering Ugandan prince.
Trailer hook: “No one, but no one, puts baby in a corner!”

Starring Charlton Heston’s re-animated corpse, or available parts thereof, as Mechanoid.
With:
Rahm Emmanuel as Semi-Digit. “Somewhat take that, Mechanoid!”
Bob Gibbs as Snipe.

And Bo as Lassie.

Lascauxcaveman October 29, 2009 at 12:29 am

Welcome back, Ana Marie Cox! Butterstick! Buttsecks to you, I say!

We knew you’d come back, we just didn’t think teh printed media would die so quickly.

LowerdPeninsula October 29, 2009 at 12:34 am

I don’t know, guys. I think this is what Obama must look like on the inside and he took off his human skin and let himself fully expand. They don’t call in the “Chicago Machine” for nothing.

norbizness October 29, 2009 at 9:09 am

People denying the existence of president-eating robots may be president-eating robots themselves. /samwaterston

binarian October 29, 2009 at 10:08 am

[re=445988]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: That was MY first thought, Ana Marie, Wonkette Emeritus

greywindz October 29, 2009 at 10:46 am

“I am the Mizz…and I am awesome!!!”

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